This is embarrassing to admit at the age of 39, but I just realised that a Penguin is just a bourbon covered in chocolate
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This is embarrassing to admit at the age of 39, but I just realised that a Penguin is just a bourbon covered in chocolate
A House of Dynamite? More like A House of Boring Shite!
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
A House of Dynamite? More like A House of Boring Shite!
An Arsenal man running The Big Apple. Lovey stuff.
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
An Arsenal man running The Big Apple. Lovey stuff.
Definitely one of the more upsetting scenes I’ve seen in a while!
November 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Definitely one of the more upsetting scenes I’ve seen in a while!
Forgot to set the time back on The Boy’s alarm clock 😭😭😭
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Forgot to set the time back on The Boy’s alarm clock 😭😭😭
Once again, I don’t understand the Chelsea hype. They’re shit!
October 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Once again, I don’t understand the Chelsea hype. They’re shit!
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Slot cracking like the egg he is is very funny
October 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Slot cracking like the egg he is is very funny
I never thought we’d see a quicker sacking than Les Reed so fair play to Ange 👏
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I never thought we’d see a quicker sacking than Les Reed so fair play to Ange 👏
A lovely find while rummaging through all my old shit just to get away from parenting for five minutes!
October 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A lovely find while rummaging through all my old shit just to get away from parenting for five minutes!
Watched Mandy (2018) for the first time last night. Great fun!
October 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Watched Mandy (2018) for the first time last night. Great fun!
The Smashing Machine?? More like The Boring Machine!
October 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The Smashing Machine?? More like The Boring Machine!
One Battle After Another?? More like I thought it was a masterpiece so can’t do my usual sort of playful take on the name of the film!
September 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
One Battle After Another?? More like I thought it was a masterpiece so can’t do my usual sort of playful take on the name of the film!
I’ll be honest if I was a ref - and a known Arsenal fan - I’d 100% stitch up any team we were competing with too.
September 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’ll be honest if I was a ref - and a known Arsenal fan - I’d 100% stitch up any team we were competing with too.
The Liverpool bench crying about too much time being added on
a pink chef with a white hat and mustache
ALT: a pink chef with a white hat and mustache
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September 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The Liverpool bench crying about too much time being added on
Me when The Boy asks if it was the Germans that Gareth Southgate missed a penalty against at Euro 96
September 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Me when The Boy asks if it was the Germans that Gareth Southgate missed a penalty against at Euro 96
Fuck me, we could be 9 points behind Liverpool next weekend. I promised myself I would not let these wretched bastards fool me again 😭
September 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Fuck me, we could be 9 points behind Liverpool next weekend. I promised myself I would not let these wretched bastards fool me again 😭
Your Party? More like Fucking hell the wife is crying because she thinks she’s been scammed out of 55 quid Party!
September 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Your Party? More like Fucking hell the wife is crying because she thinks she’s been scammed out of 55 quid Party!
These modern day yank fascists are all a bunch of nerds. I don’t understand why someone hasn’t just flushed their heads down the toilet?? The anti-bullying movement has a lot to answer for imo!
September 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
These modern day yank fascists are all a bunch of nerds. I don’t understand why someone hasn’t just flushed their heads down the toilet?? The anti-bullying movement has a lot to answer for imo!
This geezer is such a massive whingebag. They had almost no pressure/adversity last season, but on the rare occasion they did he got rattled.
September 17, 2025 at 9:22 AM
This geezer is such a massive whingebag. They had almost no pressure/adversity last season, but on the rare occasion they did he got rattled.
That was a lovely European away win
September 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That was a lovely European away win
Just can’t imagine letting things get so shit that a large enough group of people think that these chancers are their salvation.
September 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Just can’t imagine letting things get so shit that a large enough group of people think that these chancers are their salvation.
How much did Liverpool pay for Wirtz??
September 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
How much did Liverpool pay for Wirtz??
I will never understand this pandering to a group of people that hate you no matter how much you try to appease them or how many times you boast about deportations.
September 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I will never understand this pandering to a group of people that hate you no matter how much you try to appease them or how many times you boast about deportations.