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Sisyphus Penguin
@sisyphuspenguin.bsky.social
I like econ and finance, not crypto.
Shit posting. Travel. Work. Family. Basic white dude saying stuff. Hope you enjoy. Not a bot - I promise.
"Do you know how much you have to abuse an animal for it to not want kids?!"
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
"God is a construct.
Cute girls are real."

Also,

"Have you found a cute Israeli girl for me yet?"

-Deepak Chopra to #Epstein in emails.
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
For the few who see this. Rent control is always a terrible idea. Nearly EVERY economist agrees. History agrees.
The solution to high housing costs is building. That's it. No more, no less.
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I'm playing #Skyrim again.

It may be too much of a punishment, but when someone wants to extort or attack me, I like being able to shout their soul out of their body, then trap their soul in a crystal.
January 27, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Wahoooo! WEEEEEEEE!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Is it possible that 2025 is a significantly worse year for the US than 2020?
January 25, 2026 at 4:32 PM
They demand identification while refusing to furnish any of their own.
You're ICE?! Let me see your paperwork.
January 18, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Our system sucks that we have to wait until November. It also sucks that we need to wait until 2029.
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
A'ight, how does selling*all* of your possessions to give to the poor solve poverty?
Yes, it is beautifully generous and can uplift some people, but it also puts another person into poverty.
January 16, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Do not rejoice when you see lower gas prices. They come at the cost of a nation's democracy and sovereignty.
January 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
At the moment, I'm livid at Naveen Manga, director of IT for Marriott. It shouldn't take 25 minutes of arguing with a bot to get a human to tell me "The next huttle is at 7:15, Zone 2". I'm cold, travel weary, and hungry. And now my shuttle is missed do to a shit AI bot.
I hold Naveen responsible.
January 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Humans deserve respect. Bots do not.
January 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I'm a big fan of complaining. Complaining is how attention is brought to things than can and should change for the better.
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Necessities should be cheap, whereas luxuries can/should be expensive.
We have made the opposite true.
Food & housing have become the greatest expense for nearly every household. Meanwhile, electronics, coffee, watches, etc. are more affordable than ever.
January 4, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The market is very down this morning. Why? Because fucking 2 companies saw losses, so people got scared and sold everything! (Not all of everything)
This is literally the plot of Idiocracy.
December 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I need some time off to recover from my time off.
December 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Y'all know we're boycotting Spotify for advertising ICE recruiting ads, right?
December 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Now would be the time to send the national guard to WA, OR, & MT.
Not for immigrants, but because of the flooding.
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Can anyone tag your favorite unhinged account here?
December 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I bought a bag of Cracker Jack today so my 5 year old could experience it with me.
The *toy* inside is now a link to play online games.
#inshitification
December 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Giving up little joys is hard.
Living under fascism is unacceptable.
I cancelled #Spotify today because F*** ICE.

Also, I'm buying a put option on $SPOT once I see them dip just a little bit. I'd be glad to profit from their bad decisions.
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Reposted by Sisyphus Penguin
Fascism Wrapped just dropped in NYC — and more cities are coming soon. Don’t use Spotify until they stop running recruitment ads for ICE: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"...the number of single-family rentals has declined, from 15.2 million to 14.4 million. As a result, the share of single-family family homes being rented has fallen from roughly 1 in 5 to about 1 in 6."
This is wild to me. THIS is the housing shortage!
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Can someone please explain what's for anyone to gain by the anti-vaxx movement?
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Business idea:
Buy student loan and medical debt for pennies on the dollar.
While it'd feel great to forgive the debt, it would feel good to reduce that debt by a few percent more than you paid for it, just so you can afford to keep doing it.
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM