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That the Dragon Ball or the Harry Potter set?
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
That the Dragon Ball or the Harry Potter set?
Guess I've got some post-holiday reading to do.
January 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Guess I've got some post-holiday reading to do.
"The wild Snorlax fled," is a wild statement when you think about it.
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
"The wild Snorlax fled," is a wild statement when you think about it.
But he didn't use Skype more in 2013...
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
But he didn't use Skype more in 2013...
It's Dick Van Dyke's lifetime.
We're just living in it.
We're just living in it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It's Dick Van Dyke's lifetime.
We're just living in it.
We're just living in it.
...I happen to like turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
...I happen to like turkey.
My son's lego set came with...me.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My son's lego set came with...me.
Oh shit, when did the AL MVP award become a pure hitting award? I thought that was the purpose of the Hank Aaron award... silly me.
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh shit, when did the AL MVP award become a pure hitting award? I thought that was the purpose of the Hank Aaron award... silly me.
Reclaiming that "Ultimate Wizard in Terms of Attack and Defense" title.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Reclaiming that "Ultimate Wizard in Terms of Attack and Defense" title.
I love that the games do this. It's pleasant.
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I love that the games do this. It's pleasant.
I'm good naming an airport after the president, honestly. It ain't exactly a badge of honor. Not like a school.
Airports suck. They're frustrating, stupid, and ill-managed. All airports should be named after history's biggest human-shitbags.
Airports suck. They're frustrating, stupid, and ill-managed. All airports should be named after history's biggest human-shitbags.
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm good naming an airport after the president, honestly. It ain't exactly a badge of honor. Not like a school.
Airports suck. They're frustrating, stupid, and ill-managed. All airports should be named after history's biggest human-shitbags.
Airports suck. They're frustrating, stupid, and ill-managed. All airports should be named after history's biggest human-shitbags.
Got a box of assorted bricks. Kid was enhancing old builds. I was making simplified pokemon battle scenes. ...then, just for fun, I applied the colored pencil filter.
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Got a box of assorted bricks. Kid was enhancing old builds. I was making simplified pokemon battle scenes. ...then, just for fun, I applied the colored pencil filter.
Today was such a middle finger to conservatives and I am so here for it.
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Today was such a middle finger to conservatives and I am so here for it.
Saw someone describe the White House demolition as, "updating" and/or "modernizing" of the property.
Nothing screams "cutting edge" quite like a ... like a ... (sigh) ballroom.
Nothing screams "cutting edge" quite like a ... like a ... (sigh) ballroom.
a group of people are dancing on a rug that says prime video on the bottom
ALT: a group of people are dancing on a rug that says prime video on the bottom
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October 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Saw someone describe the White House demolition as, "updating" and/or "modernizing" of the property.
Nothing screams "cutting edge" quite like a ... like a ... (sigh) ballroom.
Nothing screams "cutting edge" quite like a ... like a ... (sigh) ballroom.
Since my son was born, the Mariners have made the playoffs twice.
I'm not saying he was a miracle baby, but...๐คทโโ๏ธ
I'm not saying he was a miracle baby, but...๐คทโโ๏ธ
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Since my son was born, the Mariners have made the playoffs twice.
I'm not saying he was a miracle baby, but...๐คทโโ๏ธ
I'm not saying he was a miracle baby, but...๐คทโโ๏ธ
F*** both teams and their top 5 payrolls.
October 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
F*** both teams and their top 5 payrolls.
And because he's posting videos of himself shitting on Americans, I feel well within my rights to call the president an asshole.
October 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And because he's posting videos of himself shitting on Americans, I feel well within my rights to call the president an asshole.
Blue Jays manager getting mad at Seattle fans over Springer is copium and y'all know it. Johnny boy made a bad call and wants to deflect and rile up his team and fanbase so they stop ripping him.
Also, 35% of those 40,000 fans were Canadians booing Woo so dont even start with that shit.
Also, 35% of those 40,000 fans were Canadians booing Woo so dont even start with that shit.
October 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Blue Jays manager getting mad at Seattle fans over Springer is copium and y'all know it. Johnny boy made a bad call and wants to deflect and rile up his team and fanbase so they stop ripping him.
Also, 35% of those 40,000 fans were Canadians booing Woo so dont even start with that shit.
Also, 35% of those 40,000 fans were Canadians booing Woo so dont even start with that shit.
Hey George Springer...your bald spots are showing.
October 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hey George Springer...your bald spots are showing.
Dear MLB...local broadcast teams.
These national chumps dont deserve the opportunity to call the playoffs.
The local crews deserve the chance to call these games for their teams.
These national chumps dont deserve the opportunity to call the playoffs.
The local crews deserve the chance to call these games for their teams.
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Dear MLB...local broadcast teams.
These national chumps dont deserve the opportunity to call the playoffs.
The local crews deserve the chance to call these games for their teams.
These national chumps dont deserve the opportunity to call the playoffs.
The local crews deserve the chance to call these games for their teams.
But we know kids ain't built like that. The Switch "2" is what they want and it will provide a longer play experience for the money spent.
Influencers are shills who will push any product just to make a buck.
-Do research and don't blindly trust influencers.
Influencers are shills who will push any product just to make a buck.
-Do research and don't blindly trust influencers.
October 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
But we know kids ain't built like that. The Switch "2" is what they want and it will provide a longer play experience for the money spent.
Influencers are shills who will push any product just to make a buck.
-Do research and don't blindly trust influencers.
Influencers are shills who will push any product just to make a buck.
-Do research and don't blindly trust influencers.
Just saw an Amazon Affiliate influencer trying to sell 1st gen Switch consoles for the holidays.
PSA to grandparents and parents - influencers are grifters. A Switch is a wonderful gift, but it's also a dying console. Anyone who receives one SHOULD be happy...
PSA to grandparents and parents - influencers are grifters. A Switch is a wonderful gift, but it's also a dying console. Anyone who receives one SHOULD be happy...
October 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just saw an Amazon Affiliate influencer trying to sell 1st gen Switch consoles for the holidays.
PSA to grandparents and parents - influencers are grifters. A Switch is a wonderful gift, but it's also a dying console. Anyone who receives one SHOULD be happy...
PSA to grandparents and parents - influencers are grifters. A Switch is a wonderful gift, but it's also a dying console. Anyone who receives one SHOULD be happy...
Whoever started the #GIJoke nickname for Hegseth...
"Real American zero..."
"Real American zero..."
a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
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September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Whoever started the #GIJoke nickname for Hegseth...
"Real American zero..."
"Real American zero..."