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Steven with a PH
@sirursa.bsky.social
He/Him/Ya-Boi, Australian, 1994. Autistic.

a volatile cocktail of overconfidence and chronic anxiety.
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Sensitive content? I might be sensitive, but I've never been content.
Does a fursona necessarily need to be an animal, or would a persona based on something else based on an animal also count?

like a toy or confection or something. If someone gets on the internet and starts role playing with their persona as an anthropomorphic gummy bear, is that a furry?
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It's crazy this isn't an existing meme format.
September 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Maybe I should start wearing platform boots to make myself look taller.

I mean, I'm already 6'2", but shorter people are wearing platform boots to look taller, and I just want to make sure there's no misunderstandings.
August 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I've heard that having caffeine on a regular schedule reduces the effects because you're body expects it, but even if I try to be sporadic I'll eventually fall into a pattern.

As such, I have hired a sniper with a dart gun-
August 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I honestly don't think there could have been better casting for Sonic than Ben Schwartz.

The rest of the cast is alright, but Ben Schwartz is golden casting. I swear, after his audition, there must have been a conversation of "We need this guy, but we can't let him know we're we need him."
August 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I want one of those movie scenes where a side character locks in and someone goes "are you secretly a bad ass?"

but this time they respond "It's not a secret, you're just vain and unobservant."
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
@ literally everyone who makes movies, but particularly disney, if you release a sequel but the previous movie isn't available on a streaming platform, less people will watch your movie because they didn't see the previous one in cinemas and now they can't see it anywhere.
August 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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www.patreon.com/posts/136067... Here are the results of today's request stream! >:3
August 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
pathetic that this anime, which was already severely sub-par, decided it needed a recap episode as filler in episode 5.
July 31, 2025 at 9:26 AM
the gaming industry is experimenting with a new marketing strategy where they release a completely broken underdeveloped product as their "final release" which everyone hates, then spend years improving it to a playable state to get more credit than they deserve.
July 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I think romance in media has ruined dating, not because people have higher standards, but because what's romantic in fiction isn't romantic in real life.
July 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I saw that pokemon AZ has two-tone hair options, and they had BETTER let me decide both tones.

It's really not that technically difficult to add one more setting, and developers always pick some of the worst combinations.
July 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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some more #drawfee fanart
July 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Vampire blending in with humans: I don't drink... wine.
Human blending in with vampires: I don't drink... blood.
July 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I think the official D&D rules say otherwise, but I say if you're using a weapon without proficiency that counts as an improvised weapon.

If you have proficiency with improvised weapons, that's fine and all, but that maul's only gonna do 1d4 damage.
July 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Am I slothful? perhaps. But you can also interpret that as patience, and that's a virtue.

so don't judge me for sleeping in, praise me for having the patience to stay in bed until 3pm.
June 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
There were a lot of very serious speculation that nintendo put DK in pants so people would need to start at his butt the whole game, but now we not only know that he can remove the pants, he can actually transform into a super gorilla with a much more obtrusive butt.
June 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ran a session of Masks about disappearing children, and there's meant to be a circus somewhat inspired by the greek myth of Circe and the island where people lose track of time, but the players haven't even got to the circus yet and they're already calling it.
June 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
#OnePiece observations:
1. Usopp's preternatural accuracy with a slingshot could be from subconscious observation haki (he wouldn't be the only character subconsciously using haki)
2. powerful observation haki can see into the immediate future.
3. Usopp's lies and stories keep coming true.
June 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Wondering a little if the reason the hatred of dark chocolate is so prevalent is because chocolate in America is so bad.

I've never had american chocolate, but everyone who has seems to agree it's horrible compared to any other chocolate, but I'm not sure if that would extend to dark chocolate.
June 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Every show or movie set in a modern mundane world should have one scene where one character tells a second character they really like a show or movie the second character's actor is in, and the second character needs to say "I've never seen it" or "I didn't care for it"
June 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Look, I'm not gonna condemn piracy, but you also can't really condemn companies for not wanting you to pirate their products.
June 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Shedinja has such solid design as a pokemon. I especially love how it looks like it has wings, but it doesn't. That's just the way nincada's shell rips open when it evolves into ninjask.

Its eyes look like bells and it has a crescent moon for a halo. love it.
a cartoon character with a hand on its back is waving
Alt: A gif from a pokemon game showing shedinja being pet by the player.
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June 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Has anyone else found the the Moon Rally is MKW is absolutely busted?

whatever hidden probability biases they use to create difficulty are turned up to 500%. It's almost impossible to win on 150cc.

I did win, but there's just something objectively wrong with that race.
June 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM