Sir St James
@sirstjames.bsky.social
Refugee of Tumblr and Twitter. Artist. Dom. Gamer. Nerd. Popcorn and furry butt enthusiast. Writer.
I always bite. It's just a matter of how hard. Say hi!
For chronicled shenanigans: https://sirstjames.wordpress.com/
I always bite. It's just a matter of how hard. Say hi!
For chronicled shenanigans: https://sirstjames.wordpress.com/
How much does the average human male penis weigh per inch of erect length? Asking for science after @subcub.bsky.social brought up "Eating 5 lbs of cock a week sounds like a lot." Chat GPT answer below. But basically, it's about 45 inches of dick, broken down however you like. 😉🍆
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
How much does the average human male penis weigh per inch of erect length? Asking for science after @subcub.bsky.social brought up "Eating 5 lbs of cock a week sounds like a lot." Chat GPT answer below. But basically, it's about 45 inches of dick, broken down however you like. 😉🍆
My boy's been making me proud this Locktober. 😈 I'm looking forward to what will happen either way if he wins or loses his wager...
Day 19 of Locktober, daily hole work, and no cumming...and I'm definitely feeling it 🥴 Sir's been strict this year. Only 12 more days to go...
October 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My boy's been making me proud this Locktober. 😈 I'm looking forward to what will happen either way if he wins or loses his wager...
Hi to all the new followers. I'm terrible about posting consistently. You'll have much better luck in my DMs.
Bulge and belly for image tax.
Bulge and belly for image tax.
October 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hi to all the new followers. I'm terrible about posting consistently. You'll have much better luck in my DMs.
Bulge and belly for image tax.
Bulge and belly for image tax.
All in all, not a bad birthday at all. Here's to 33!
August 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
All in all, not a bad birthday at all. Here's to 33!
Things I don't fit in: a twin bed...
But you know me... I'll always make it fit. 😈
But you know me... I'll always make it fit. 😈
August 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Things I don't fit in: a twin bed...
But you know me... I'll always make it fit. 😈
But you know me... I'll always make it fit. 😈
Always love prowling with my partner. Dore Street Fair was a blur of sweat, smiles, and skin. Broke in my new Mr. S harness and got my boots blacked to a shine.
Now, off to Lazy Bear. Come say hello. I only bite as hard as you ask. I'm only here the first three days, so catch me if you can.
Now, off to Lazy Bear. Come say hello. I only bite as hard as you ask. I'm only here the first three days, so catch me if you can.
July 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Always love prowling with my partner. Dore Street Fair was a blur of sweat, smiles, and skin. Broke in my new Mr. S harness and got my boots blacked to a shine.
Now, off to Lazy Bear. Come say hello. I only bite as hard as you ask. I'm only here the first three days, so catch me if you can.
Now, off to Lazy Bear. Come say hello. I only bite as hard as you ask. I'm only here the first three days, so catch me if you can.
I came to hydrate and devastate. And boy, I’m all out of water.
June 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I came to hydrate and devastate. And boy, I’m all out of water.
This made my morning. But I do feel very sorry for this Dasher. 😂😂😂
May 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This made my morning. But I do feel very sorry for this Dasher. 😂😂😂
"Well. If you don't know by now what I need... You're never gonna."
"It's still hot to hear you say it."
"I want your cock in my ass."
Three loads in my partner in less than 24 hours. I'll take that. 😈
"It's still hot to hear you say it."
"I want your cock in my ass."
Three loads in my partner in less than 24 hours. I'll take that. 😈
May 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
"Well. If you don't know by now what I need... You're never gonna."
"It's still hot to hear you say it."
"I want your cock in my ass."
Three loads in my partner in less than 24 hours. I'll take that. 😈
"It's still hot to hear you say it."
"I want your cock in my ass."
Three loads in my partner in less than 24 hours. I'll take that. 😈
A mannequin sighted in the wild. Why yes I would like to practice my wrist ties. 😏
March 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A mannequin sighted in the wild. Why yes I would like to practice my wrist ties. 😏
I'm on the prowl again. I'll be in Columbus, Ohio for a few days for work. Who's gonna form the welcome wagon? 😉
March 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm on the prowl again. I'll be in Columbus, Ohio for a few days for work. Who's gonna form the welcome wagon? 😉
"If you're referring to the incident with the dragon... I was barely involved."
January 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
"If you're referring to the incident with the dragon... I was barely involved."
I have been seriously "zapped" by static shock (hard enough to hurt) three times in the last few days. Maybe I'm developing my supervillain powers...
January 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I have been seriously "zapped" by static shock (hard enough to hurt) three times in the last few days. Maybe I'm developing my supervillain powers...
This right here. You ever *really* want to understand me? I communicate/emote a lot of the time through music. Want to know my current mood? Ask what I've listened to recently.
December 13, 2024 at 9:26 PM
This right here. You ever *really* want to understand me? I communicate/emote a lot of the time through music. Want to know my current mood? Ask what I've listened to recently.
"No broken toys." Aftercare is non-negotiable. I play rough, I leave marks, but my boys know I’ll always make sure they’re okay. Being a Dom isn’t about selfishly using people —it’s about care, connection, consistency, and trust. That’s where the real power lies: in the gift of submission.
December 7, 2024 at 5:04 PM
"No broken toys." Aftercare is non-negotiable. I play rough, I leave marks, but my boys know I’ll always make sure they’re okay. Being a Dom isn’t about selfishly using people —it’s about care, connection, consistency, and trust. That’s where the real power lies: in the gift of submission.
“Brokeback Mountain” hits different today. Growing up in the South, figuring out my sexuality often meant being a "chemistry set" for straight/closeted guys. It was hot until it wasn’t. I feared ending up like Jack Twist. I didn’t, but the story still aches—watch it again if it’s been a while.
December 1, 2024 at 8:04 PM
“Brokeback Mountain” hits different today. Growing up in the South, figuring out my sexuality often meant being a "chemistry set" for straight/closeted guys. It was hot until it wasn’t. I feared ending up like Jack Twist. I didn’t, but the story still aches—watch it again if it’s been a while.
Any week where I get to play both my #D&D games in the same week is a good week in my book. It means we've defeated the toughest enemy of all- scheduling!!
November 28, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Any week where I get to play both my #D&D games in the same week is a good week in my book. It means we've defeated the toughest enemy of all- scheduling!!
*growl* That's mine. And I'm so proud of the work that he's putting into every area. Happy birthday, boy.
Spending my birthday working and doing schoolwork until I'm too tired to function! 🎉 When what I want to do is get pounded until I'm so sore and spent that I'm too tired to function!
But there's another year of practicing for and taking Sir's cock on the horizon. 😈
But there's another year of practicing for and taking Sir's cock on the horizon. 😈
November 27, 2024 at 1:11 AM
*growl* That's mine. And I'm so proud of the work that he's putting into every area. Happy birthday, boy.
Had a weird dream last night:
I work in places with overhead catwalks. I was working and I looked up. And they're filming gay porn in the catwalks. Full production crew lighting, the works. The boss said "Ignore them. They're making a big donation." 😂
I work in places with overhead catwalks. I was working and I looked up. And they're filming gay porn in the catwalks. Full production crew lighting, the works. The boss said "Ignore them. They're making a big donation." 😂
November 25, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Had a weird dream last night:
I work in places with overhead catwalks. I was working and I looked up. And they're filming gay porn in the catwalks. Full production crew lighting, the works. The boss said "Ignore them. They're making a big donation." 😂
I work in places with overhead catwalks. I was working and I looked up. And they're filming gay porn in the catwalks. Full production crew lighting, the works. The boss said "Ignore them. They're making a big donation." 😂
My current pair of jeans... The zipper refuses to stay up. Every available opportunity... Fly is down. I'll just take it to mean a boy is thinking about getting in my pants. 😈
November 19, 2024 at 7:30 PM
My current pair of jeans... The zipper refuses to stay up. Every available opportunity... Fly is down. I'll just take it to mean a boy is thinking about getting in my pants. 😈
I spent way too much time trying to make a clever post to put on Twitter about how I'm now over here. The bathroom in this Air B&B has at least four mirrors to play with...
November 16, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I spent way too much time trying to make a clever post to put on Twitter about how I'm now over here. The bathroom in this Air B&B has at least four mirrors to play with...
Reposting my most liked twitter photo here. For posterity and all that jazz.
Mornin, boys.
Mornin, boys.
November 16, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Reposting my most liked twitter photo here. For posterity and all that jazz.
Mornin, boys.
Mornin, boys.