SirJohnCard
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The Oracle Of Useless Knowledge
They keep adding events to both Summer and Winter Olympics, but both Games are jammed into 2 weeks. How about more days or another week?
February 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
They keep adding events to both Summer and Winter Olympics, but both Games are jammed into 2 weeks. How about more days or another week?
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I'm just sayin'...
Patriot killer Eli is in the house.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I'm just sayin'...
The Garbagest of Garbage Touchdowns
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
The Garbagest of Garbage Touchdowns
🗡️ (This was actually true long ago)
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
🗡️ (This was actually true long ago)
"Sweet Caroline" as a taunt. So good.
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
"Sweet Caroline" as a taunt. So good.
The Darnold INT is inevitable.
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
The Darnold INT is inevitable.
The audio on that crypto ad was ass.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The audio on that crypto ad was ass.
Super Bowl Commercials have been Super Mid.
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Super Bowl Commercials have been Super Mid.
Jason Myers Super Bowl MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Jason Myers Super Bowl MVP.
Have the Seahawks even looked to the right side?
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Have the Seahawks even looked to the right side?
These Claude ads with body snatchers aren't a selling point.
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
These Claude ads with body snatchers aren't a selling point.
Kurt Russell and Lewis Pullman? Why not Wyatt Russell?
February 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Kurt Russell and Lewis Pullman? Why not Wyatt Russell?
That wasn't a catch. Go Hawks.
February 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
That wasn't a catch. Go Hawks.
I'll say it. Having the Olympics start Super Bowl weekend was a all time bad idea.
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I'll say it. Having the Olympics start Super Bowl weekend was a all time bad idea.
Patriot killer Eli is in the house.
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Patriot killer Eli is in the house.
Requisite mention that Barcelona will never be topped.
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Requisite mention that Barcelona will never be topped.
They are really dragging out the lighting of the cauldron.
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
They are really dragging out the lighting of the cauldron.
Andrea Bocelli:
a baseball player is swinging at a pitch in front of a mlb network banner
ALT: a baseball player is swinging at a pitch in front of a mlb network banner
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Andrea Bocelli:
Czechia looks like they are wearing Maryland's state flag
February 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Czechia looks like they are wearing Maryland's state flag
Hey Miami Heat:
a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone in an office .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Hey Miami Heat:
The irony that "All The President's Men" is on tv.
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The irony that "All The President's Men" is on tv.
Street Clothes is just salary fodder now.
February 4, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Street Clothes is just salary fodder now.
The Heat sure love the Play-In tournament.
February 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The Heat sure love the Play-In tournament.