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That drive:
Tua slow lateral pass for loss
Tua almost INT
Tua "scrambles" and sacked instead of throwing away
Punt
December 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Tua might be bad
a man in a suit says wait hold on hear me out snl
ALT: a man in a suit says wait hold on hear me out snl
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The previous Alabama coach was adamant that he would not be the Alabama coach.
Statement from Kalen DeBoer: "I have not spoken and have no interest in speaking with anyone else about any other job. I am fully committed to this program and look forward to continuing as the head football coach at the University of Alabama."
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Five late games...what a novel concept
December 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Minshew eliminates the Chiefs.
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Did the definition of "Masterpiece" get changed?
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Todd Bowles gotta go.
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
29-28. Book it.
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
@dameshek.bsky.social Where does tonight's uniform matchup rank?
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Freedom of Speech for me not thee.
The United States could begin requiring visitors from countries on the visa waiver program to provide up to five years of their social media history, according to a U.S. Customs and Border Protection proposal.
https://wapo.st/4pB5v7W
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My headcanon is that members of Pentatonix have separate, regular 9-5 jobs 10 months of the year, but right after Halloween, they combine to form Pentatonix like an acapella Voltron.
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
They blinked first. Must be really bad to deviate from their annual money grab.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 6d
Call of Duty will no longer release multiple Black Ops or Modern Warfare games back-to-back after negative feedback and concerning sales reports for the most recent release, Black Ops 7.

For more info: https://bit.ly/4rMbR5X
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Calibri, the default font in MS Office, was specifically designed for reading on computer screens.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Heat vs. Magic
a man wearing a mask is talking to another man and says for you .
ALT: a man wearing a mask is talking to another man and says for you .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Important progamming note: Falcons at Bucs on Thursday night is all throwbacks.
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
F U Buccaneers. Seriously. What a horseshit performance.
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Texas Bowl ironically brought to you by Kinder's BBQ sauce.
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Redzone audio.
Static Glitch GIF
ALT: Static Glitch GIF
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Bama should've been odd man out.
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Buckeyes at 2 is the highest of comedy.
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The selection show could be an email.
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM