☠️🦇Beyond Sirius🦇☠️
@siriustease.bsky.social
Alt; Blue-eyed f-bomb mom, loves spooky season & a dark sense of humor. Introvert Millennial Not a queen-maybe some sort of swamp witch at best. Not a skinfluencer, just a #tease. 🔞
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Sorry I haven't been around much. 💋
Let's try a Q&A. Whatcha got for me?
Let's try a Q&A. Whatcha got for me?
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sorry I haven't been around much. 💋
Let's try a Q&A. Whatcha got for me?
Let's try a Q&A. Whatcha got for me?
I was woken up by a random dance party going on in my dream and someone should tell those mfks to quiet down.
I'm tryna sleep!
I'm tryna sleep!
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I was woken up by a random dance party going on in my dream and someone should tell those mfks to quiet down.
I'm tryna sleep!
I'm tryna sleep!
⬅️This is who runs this account.
But sometimes,
This is who runs this account.➡️
But sometimes,
This is who runs this account.➡️
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
⬅️This is who runs this account.
But sometimes,
This is who runs this account.➡️
But sometimes,
This is who runs this account.➡️
How it started vs how it's going
August 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
How it started vs how it's going
Simply walking turns this thing into an escape room for my boobs and I am pretty certain they will win.
July 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Simply walking turns this thing into an escape room for my boobs and I am pretty certain they will win.
Today feels like a lounge pool kind of day 🌊
July 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Today feels like a lounge pool kind of day 🌊
Trying to hit 3k followers but I tend to disappear into the fog every time I get overwhelmed, shy, busy, dramatic, hungry, or tired...
July 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Trying to hit 3k followers but I tend to disappear into the fog every time I get overwhelmed, shy, busy, dramatic, hungry, or tired...
PSA: My back is sunburnt, so I will not be tolerating a bra. Admire at your own risk.
Thank you. That is all.
Thank you. That is all.
July 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
PSA: My back is sunburnt, so I will not be tolerating a bra. Admire at your own risk.
Thank you. That is all.
Thank you. That is all.
If I leave you on read, it’s not out of malice, but the storm of chaos that is my brain. Sometimes, I reply instantly. Sometimes, I vanish mid-sentence like I’ve been abducted by aliens.
June 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If I leave you on read, it’s not out of malice, but the storm of chaos that is my brain. Sometimes, I reply instantly. Sometimes, I vanish mid-sentence like I’ve been abducted by aliens.
I'm a fuckin' ray of sunshine 🌞
June 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm a fuckin' ray of sunshine 🌞
Anonymous $50 gift bought me a new lounge pool 🥰 You are my hero, mysterious stranger!
June 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Anonymous $50 gift bought me a new lounge pool 🥰 You are my hero, mysterious stranger!
Good morning. I woke up feeling dangerous, petty, and overly confident. Let’s roll.
June 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Good morning. I woke up feeling dangerous, petty, and overly confident. Let’s roll.
You’re allowed to dislike my content. And I’m allowed to forget you exist. Balance. 😘
June 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You’re allowed to dislike my content. And I’m allowed to forget you exist. Balance. 😘
Mentally? Chaos.
Emotionally? Fire hazard.
Physically? Stunning.
Spiritually? Vaguely threatening.
You know, the usual.
Emotionally? Fire hazard.
Physically? Stunning.
Spiritually? Vaguely threatening.
You know, the usual.
June 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Mentally? Chaos.
Emotionally? Fire hazard.
Physically? Stunning.
Spiritually? Vaguely threatening.
You know, the usual.
Emotionally? Fire hazard.
Physically? Stunning.
Spiritually? Vaguely threatening.
You know, the usual.
Soooo much better! In between the lake visits and river floats, I have my little lounge pool.
June 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Soooo much better! In between the lake visits and river floats, I have my little lounge pool.
Does one really catch more flies with honey than vinegar?
#cuddlesorchaos #MuseOrMenace #HotAndHostile #CuteButConcerning
#cuddlesorchaos #MuseOrMenace #HotAndHostile #CuteButConcerning
June 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Does one really catch more flies with honey than vinegar?
#cuddlesorchaos #MuseOrMenace #HotAndHostile #CuteButConcerning
#cuddlesorchaos #MuseOrMenace #HotAndHostile #CuteButConcerning
If you like someone else’s pics and not mine, I’m going to assume you hate my face, our future children, and my outfit.
June 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you like someone else’s pics and not mine, I’m going to assume you hate my face, our future children, and my outfit.
Feeling good this Feisty Friday. I’ll pretend I don’t know what I’m doing if you pretend you’re not falling for it. 🍒
June 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Feeling good this Feisty Friday. I’ll pretend I don’t know what I’m doing if you pretend you’re not falling for it. 🍒
Happy Thursday! It's too hot for pants. And why don't I have a pool?
June 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Happy Thursday! It's too hot for pants. And why don't I have a pool?
Yes, I am the problem. No, you may not stop thinking about me. 💅
June 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Yes, I am the problem. No, you may not stop thinking about me. 💅
Ok, hear me out...it looks like a she shed from the outside, but it's a walk-in freezer on the inside.
June 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ok, hear me out...it looks like a she shed from the outside, but it's a walk-in freezer on the inside.
I usually don’t put much stock into what someone says in their sleep, but kingdoms may fall...
June 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I usually don’t put much stock into what someone says in their sleep, but kingdoms may fall...
Is it too early to start thinking about Halloween costumes?
June 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Is it too early to start thinking about Halloween costumes?
⚠️ Warning: Don’t ask for my honest feedback on your writing unless you’re emotionally ready.
I WILL tell you if it reads like a ransom letter cut from a thesaurus.
I WILL tell you if it reads like a ransom letter cut from a thesaurus.
June 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
⚠️ Warning: Don’t ask for my honest feedback on your writing unless you’re emotionally ready.
I WILL tell you if it reads like a ransom letter cut from a thesaurus.
I WILL tell you if it reads like a ransom letter cut from a thesaurus.
It's Friday the 13th. If you feel a chill today, don’t worry, that’s just me remembering who I am. Might curse a situationship or two later. 😘
June 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's Friday the 13th. If you feel a chill today, don’t worry, that’s just me remembering who I am. Might curse a situationship or two later. 😘