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Being chosen is a burden also
January 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Being chosen is a burden also
I live in a superposition every possible outcome is right here
January 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I live in a superposition every possible outcome is right here
I will be the first man to marry a website
January 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I will be the first man to marry a website
Saw an objectively gorgeous woman today and not a pore on my body dilated
January 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Saw an objectively gorgeous woman today and not a pore on my body dilated
You never understand the stupid decisions that people make until you make a few yourself and I am a very understanding man
January 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You never understand the stupid decisions that people make until you make a few yourself and I am a very understanding man
I just had the thought that if Superman were actually real and were disappointed in me, I would legitimately be upset
January 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I just had the thought that if Superman were actually real and were disappointed in me, I would legitimately be upset
If you are ever nervous about anything ask yourself these three questions:
1. Could it kill you
2. Could it put you in jail
3. Could it put you in debt
1. Could it kill you
2. Could it put you in jail
3. Could it put you in debt
January 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If you are ever nervous about anything ask yourself these three questions:
1. Could it kill you
2. Could it put you in jail
3. Could it put you in debt
1. Could it kill you
2. Could it put you in jail
3. Could it put you in debt
10K in debt looking for a girlfriend
January 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
10K in debt looking for a girlfriend
I wouldn’t mind getting kidnapped as long as I could play video games at the crib
January 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I wouldn’t mind getting kidnapped as long as I could play video games at the crib
Try slug therapy. Changed my life.
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Try slug therapy. Changed my life.
He code switched on me
January 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
He code switched on me
I prefer foot jobs because they promote creative problem solving skills
January 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I prefer foot jobs because they promote creative problem solving skills
Being ugly and horny is inherently shameful
January 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Being ugly and horny is inherently shameful
Wizards in WW1 would have their conduits attached under the barrel of their gun like a bayonet
January 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Wizards in WW1 would have their conduits attached under the barrel of their gun like a bayonet
I’ve come here to pay my light bill and spit in assholes, and brother, I’m overdraft.
January 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I’ve come here to pay my light bill and spit in assholes, and brother, I’m overdraft.
When I was getting put into a 51-50 hold the psychiatrist I had to speak to first said I looked like I’ve been having a rough year and that pissed me off so badly
January 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
When I was getting put into a 51-50 hold the psychiatrist I had to speak to first said I looked like I’ve been having a rough year and that pissed me off so badly
They’ve been working on hemorrhoid suppositories like the manhattan project that shit really works
January 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
They’ve been working on hemorrhoid suppositories like the manhattan project that shit really works
If I became Superman tomorrow I’d still have a porn addiction
January 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If I became Superman tomorrow I’d still have a porn addiction
Melting in queen xenomorph period
January 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Melting in queen xenomorph period
All your ancestors taught tooth and nail so that you can cry fart and jerk off in bed
January 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
All your ancestors taught tooth and nail so that you can cry fart and jerk off in bed
I killed a man once because I saw it in a comic book
January 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I killed a man once because I saw it in a comic book
No premarital masturbation.
January 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
No premarital masturbation.
A father that congratulates your cousin on posting on instagram but not you for having a job and steady income
January 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
A father that congratulates your cousin on posting on instagram but not you for having a job and steady income
Is big giant ass the secret to fart
January 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Is big giant ass the secret to fart