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Daniel Aberle
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German Chocolate ✊🏿 🇩🇪
PDX/503 🌲
Portland State Alumni 🎓
Data Scientist 💻
Hip Hop/R&B Melophile 🎧
Lover of Spicy Foods 🌶️
2 a.m. Ghetto Winco Shopper 🛒💀
...and today, Astronomer CEO, Andy Byron, showed all of us, how futile and inane it is to have a LinkedIn profile.

One public fuck up, you'll have everyone in the world, with their cocks out and a full bladder, just dying to piss all over you and your career.

Yeah, no thanks.
July 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hard realities that I find comical...

The fact that tens of thousands of federal employees are being laid off because of Trump's gutting of our government...

At the same time, a lot of states had cutbacks on their employment departments, post-COVID.

Get ready for 3-week hold times!!!
July 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Um...Carrot coming hard on this 5th anniversary of the George Floyd murder.
May 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I can't tell you the number of times I play around with Adobe Creative Suite...and create fuck-with-your-mentals designs.

I'm a sociopath doing creative therapy.

I honestly want to make my designs into t-shirts for me to wear...but I'd either get sued...or shot by a Trump voter.

#Design #Adobe
May 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm just curious...but is there an actual setting for self-tanning that's "Stage 3 Liver Failure."

"Yeah...I want a coloring that makes me look like I have Hepatitis A, B, C, D, and E!!!"

There should be an invocation of the 25th just for him thinking this is a normal healthy look.
May 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This particular NBA season...I have found myself consistently yelling profusely at the screen to "DON'T TAKE THAT SHOT...YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT THREE...GO FOR THE EASY TWO POINT...YOU FUCKING SCRUB!!!"...at least once a game...three times a game during Knicks/Clips/Lakers games.

#BringBackDunking
May 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I am old enough and lived enough life to know that some arguments/debates are stupid to have because we've had them before...

"AI imagery isn't art" is just the old "using Photoshop isn't photography" we had 25 years ago.

Fast forward today...most photographers rely on editing software for photos.
May 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Can people cut it out with the "ya know, wrestling is fake" bullshit...

It's hard to take the validity of that question when so many of you actually thought Donald Trump was going to lower prices and help the working class.

Shit...I know the Undertaker isn't really dead and you fell for a con man.
May 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm a pragmatist...so, one thing I really hated...and I mean...I really fucking HATED...was reading chapter texts...and the authors of the textbooks try and relay the lesson through a story.

They'll tie a story of crashing a car at 16 to teach about economic policy. Fuck that, just give me the info
May 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If I had the choice of being adorned by millions of people...or...being someone who woke up with a cat lovingly stare at them every morning as I woke up...

I would choose the kitty 100 percent of the time. A cat's love is harder to earn than people, therefore, it has more value.
May 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
We're now entering the 6 month period where we have most of our natural disaster. Tornados, hurricanes, floods, wildfires...all largely happen in the next 6 months.

...and the Trump Admin. has made it known, don't count on FEMA for economic relief. Basically...fuck you...you all are on your own.
May 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Some of the tedium bullshit you have to do all of the time when you perform systems analysis or systems design...

This is just rudimentary level nonsense right here...imagine the monotony that is the more advanced activities...
April 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM