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Pinned
my head is . . pounding.
December 12, 2024 at 12:38 AM
beef jerky, cocaine, and boobs.

I love this silly little planet.
December 11, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I don't think that's going to improve work efficiency—
December 11, 2024 at 3:44 PM
how did we leap from jerky to columbian nose candy ?
December 11, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I must now live with the behavior I have encouraged.
December 11, 2024 at 3:01 PM
if you see a corpse on the couch, no you don't.
It just looks like I stop breathing when I sleep.

wake me up if you want the cushions, I can move to the floor.
December 10, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I need to do my rounds, figure out what'd make a good present for some of you . . .

while my understanding— and interest for the holidays is very little,

I care about a handful of you more.
December 10, 2024 at 10:48 PM
common, uncommon . . who's to say !

I'll watch any medical procedure, success or failure.
December 10, 2024 at 10:40 PM
mmh, this is why I love you people.

who else can I just have a casual conversation about ugly holiday sweaters, cannibalism, and open heart surgery ?
December 10, 2024 at 10:34 PM
out of two million a year . . I'm assuming so ?
December 10, 2024 at 10:33 PM
common enough ?

at least three of my previous hosts required it . . . was that my fault ?

debatable.
December 10, 2024 at 10:29 PM
everyone has a few options, but I truly mean this . . .

they're really, REALLY ugly. I'm afraid the cultists took it to heart.

but surely it beats letters from "santa" written in goats blood.
December 10, 2024 at 10:27 PM
oh, actually thank you for reminding me.

I had the cult make everyone ugly holiday sweaters.
December 10, 2024 at 10:24 PM
unfortunately most of my topics involve the human body in a multitude of different stages.

decomposed, dissected, bisected ... I should really find a new hobby.
December 10, 2024 at 10:21 PM
so I don't bore you with the details. . .

subject change ! how do we feel about open heart surgery ?
December 10, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I happen to know a lot of cannibalism. . .

both fortunately and unfortunately.
December 10, 2024 at 10:15 PM
would it be classified as cannibalism with me though ?
December 10, 2024 at 10:12 PM
well, it's better I check in now than never.

what all have I missed ? do I need to eat someone ?
. . . I wouldn't mind . . .
December 10, 2024 at 10:06 PM
the only way this could be a good morning is if a comically large piano fell onto someone.
December 10, 2024 at 3:23 PM
apologies, for vanishing so often ..
the sanctuary has taken so much of my time lately.

hopefully everyone's day is good, and if not .. then I hope it gets better.
November 30, 2024 at 10:22 PM
a person with my tastes .. my corrupt heart grew three times in size.
As is.
ah, I'll take it I caught one of your favorites.

wonderful ! how would you want that prepared ?
November 28, 2024 at 2:11 AM
ah, I'll take it I caught one of your favorites.

wonderful ! how would you want that prepared ?
Trout... ( 💭 )
I suppose we'll just have to wait and see.

I'm preparing it myself— caught some fresh trout just for you.
November 28, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I suppose we'll just have to wait and see.

I'm preparing it myself— caught some fresh trout just for you.
... I cannot promise anything. I'm lucid now but may not be then. It depends on the day.
will I get a please and thank you when I do ?
November 28, 2024 at 2:05 AM
will I get a please and thank you when I do ?
Can free food be brought to my nest.
you don't have to know what it is, there's free food.

and that's enough.
November 28, 2024 at 1:39 AM
you don't have to know what it is, there's free food.

and that's enough.
I do not know what Thanksgiving is. Do not ask me. I am French.
November 28, 2024 at 1:37 AM