I am a:
-actor (voice & stage)
-writer (poetry, prose, & plays)
-musician (rap...no I'm not kidding)
-giant dork (allegedly)
I post poetry, silly thoughts, and general nonsense. I hope you stick around for all of that!
I told my mom I didn't get a callback for the role I auditioned for and her response was "Maybe it was for the best, it was such a big part, I don't know if you could've handled it."
That's been swirling around my head like a black cloud all morning. 🥲
I told my mom I didn't get a callback for the role I auditioned for and her response was "Maybe it was for the best, it was such a big part, I don't know if you could've handled it."
That's been swirling around my head like a black cloud all morning. 🥲
AND NOW YOU CAN DO IT FROM MORE PLACES!!! 🥳🎉🎊
I'm excited to announce that I now offer shipping options for Canada and the UK - so please tell a friend 🌏
ko-fi.com/post/SHOP-AN...
AND NOW YOU CAN DO IT FROM MORE PLACES!!! 🥳🎉🎊
I have already seen 39 of them and been in 4 but that is beside the point. 😤
I have already seen 39 of them and been in 4 but that is beside the point. 😤
One.
Just one.
Please. 😅
One.
Just one.
Please. 😅
Happy Holidays! Remember back a few years ago when I posted about a rap battle between Snow Miser and Heat Miser from the Christmas classic "The Year Without a Santa Claus"?
Well, it's finished 👀
youtu.be/HEsZNnidqjo
Happy Holidays! Remember back a few years ago when I posted about a rap battle between Snow Miser and Heat Miser from the Christmas classic "The Year Without a Santa Claus"?
Well, it's finished 👀
youtu.be/HEsZNnidqjo
As men, our job is not to think of all the ways what women about men couldn't possibly apply to you.
Your job is to shut the fuck up, listen, learn, and act. Men who aren't part of the problem KNOW they aren't.
Hurt dogs holler.
I love snakes. I know it's not all snakes. But it's still enough.
As men, our job is not to think of all the ways what women about men couldn't possibly apply to you.
Your job is to shut the fuck up, listen, learn, and act. Men who aren't part of the problem KNOW they aren't.
Hurt dogs holler.
Be nice to my friend. They are doing their best. 🥹
Be nice to my friend. They are doing their best. 🥹
Also I hate that every year I am on my own Wrapped list when I try to AVOID my own songs on Spotify as much as I can but HERE WE ARE AGAIN AT NUMBER 2😭
#spotifywrapped
Also I hate that every year I am on my own Wrapped list when I try to AVOID my own songs on Spotify as much as I can but HERE WE ARE AGAIN AT NUMBER 2😭
#spotifywrapped
After this, I sent them goatse. True story. 😌
After this, I sent them goatse. True story. 😌
It all started with the idea to play off of the chorus of Hypnotize with everyone's favorite Aussie's name. After that, I tried for a mix of silly/spicy.
Enjoy 😉
It all started with the idea to play off of the chorus of Hypnotize with everyone's favorite Aussie's name. After that, I tried for a mix of silly/spicy.
Enjoy 😉
That phrasing sounds like a personal attack 💀💀💀
That phrasing sounds like a personal attack 💀💀💀
forced to be big dawg 😔
forced to be big dawg 😔