Sinassist
@sinassist.bsky.social
Professionally, I do weird things in IT. Personally, I do weird things to people with their consent. I also stream and read a bunch. I have an OF and occasionally post content.
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Mid century mark coming up this year. I'm old
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Mid century mark coming up this year. I'm old
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The "Department of War" is going after a political opponent of Donald Trump.
We are a country being run by petulant, dangerous children.
We are a country being run by petulant, dangerous children.
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The "Department of War" is going after a political opponent of Donald Trump.
We are a country being run by petulant, dangerous children.
We are a country being run by petulant, dangerous children.
21 years ago my brothers and I made the decision to remove my brain dead father from life support.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
21 years ago my brothers and I made the decision to remove my brain dead father from life support.
Allergies are absolutely kicking my ass. Currently on: Benadryl, Allegra, claritan, and Zyrtec. I just want to breathe normally.
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Allergies are absolutely kicking my ass. Currently on: Benadryl, Allegra, claritan, and Zyrtec. I just want to breathe normally.
This weekend project included building a patio. 300 additional SQ ft.
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This weekend project included building a patio. 300 additional SQ ft.
Going to be playing with an ovipositor tonight. Added green dye to the gelatin for green eggs and I'll be adding purple dye to the cum lube. The recipient is going to be very happy tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Going to be playing with an ovipositor tonight. Added green dye to the gelatin for green eggs and I'll be adding purple dye to the cum lube. The recipient is going to be very happy tonight.
Sometimes you get blocked and think, what did I do? Other times, it's LoL good riddance.
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sometimes you get blocked and think, what did I do? Other times, it's LoL good riddance.
Welcome to Austin where the noise ordinance means "the live music capital of the world" has minimal live music.
October 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Welcome to Austin where the noise ordinance means "the live music capital of the world" has minimal live music.
The cake that was bought for tonight's party.
October 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The cake that was bought for tonight's party.
Some friends ask me for money by asking to clean my house. And their apartment is a disaster. So, I told them that I would pay them if they got their own apartment spotless and they are going to come help me clean my house before a party tonight.
October 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Some friends ask me for money by asking to clean my house. And their apartment is a disaster. So, I told them that I would pay them if they got their own apartment spotless and they are going to come help me clean my house before a party tonight.
Content creators posting content and deleting content after any amount of time on socials is a great thing. If you want to consistently see their content, go subscribe or buy. 😘 Social media is their advertising, you had a taste, now do something...
October 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Content creators posting content and deleting content after any amount of time on socials is a great thing. If you want to consistently see their content, go subscribe or buy. 😘 Social media is their advertising, you had a taste, now do something...
I adopted a (human) puppy. I've been keeping them entertained when they are available to come over. Sometimes they do bad things, and most of the time they are a good puppy.
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I adopted a (human) puppy. I've been keeping them entertained when they are available to come over. Sometimes they do bad things, and most of the time they are a good puppy.
I really want those leggings that are the lower half of the David statue. I just can't find them from a reputable source.
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I really want those leggings that are the lower half of the David statue. I just can't find them from a reputable source.
This is a fucking cool map. See what's under your feet ngmdb.usgs.gov/nationalgeol...
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October 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This is a fucking cool map. See what's under your feet ngmdb.usgs.gov/nationalgeol...
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During no kings - don't forget to celebrate many of your rights at the same time - 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, and 6th 😜
October 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
During no kings - don't forget to celebrate many of your rights at the same time - 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, and 6th 😜
A casual play partner has decided that I have a magical cock. I prefer to think of it as cursed - it doesn't work all of the time and is very inconsistent. And I finally got laid again - something like an 18 month period with nada.
October 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
A casual play partner has decided that I have a magical cock. I prefer to think of it as cursed - it doesn't work all of the time and is very inconsistent. And I finally got laid again - something like an 18 month period with nada.
I think AI might have had a hand in drafting this marketing email...
October 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I think AI might have had a hand in drafting this marketing email...
I watched Honey Don't the other day was thinking this is a great movie until a fight occurred and the movie fell apart - straight downhill.
October 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I watched Honey Don't the other day was thinking this is a great movie until a fight occurred and the movie fell apart - straight downhill.
Hey you! Yeah, you... I just wanted to say, "I love you!"
October 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hey you! Yeah, you... I just wanted to say, "I love you!"
Who needs frosted glass for their shower when there's hard water.
October 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Who needs frosted glass for their shower when there's hard water.
I hate 99.999% of reaction videos.
October 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I hate 99.999% of reaction videos.
My new glasses arrived. Thanks Zenni for saving that 9 year old prescription. Lol
October 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My new glasses arrived. Thanks Zenni for saving that 9 year old prescription. Lol
You can tell communities that don't take recycling seriously when they only pick up recycling every other week and only 1 type of can...
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
You can tell communities that don't take recycling seriously when they only pick up recycling every other week and only 1 type of can...
Well, my neighbor may have seen a half dozen naked people hanging out on my patio 🤣🤣
September 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Well, my neighbor may have seen a half dozen naked people hanging out on my patio 🤣🤣
Baseball has the seventh inning stretch to wake up the crowd from their nap and remind them that it is almost time to go home.
September 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Baseball has the seventh inning stretch to wake up the crowd from their nap and remind them that it is almost time to go home.