SimpsonGames
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Neon Tower Ascension by SimpsonGames
You're in a neon tower! You must ASCEND!
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My new game, Neon Tower Ascension, is now available on itch.io and GameJolt! Enjoy!
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CHRISTMAAAAASSSS!!!!
December 25, 2024 at 1:42 AM
CHRISTMAAAAASSSS!!!!
Identity death will never not be a fucking terrifying and deeply uncomfortable trope for me
December 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Identity death will never not be a fucking terrifying and deeply uncomfortable trope for me
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Gotta say, yesterday was another excellent installment of the yearly "looking at a bunch of new game announcements and going "damn that looks awesome and hype, I should give that a try!" and then never playing them" awards show!
(nothing against the games, btw. I just know I won't play them)
(nothing against the games, btw. I just know I won't play them)
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Gotta say, yesterday was another excellent installment of the yearly "looking at a bunch of new game announcements and going "damn that looks awesome and hype, I should give that a try!" and then never playing them" awards show!
(nothing against the games, btw. I just know I won't play them)
(nothing against the games, btw. I just know I won't play them)
After many headaches, restarts, rage-quits, and everything else, I have completed the Hidden Mansion on Luigi's Mansion (3DS)
As you can see from my total, I also managed to get every portrait ghost's platinum frame (except for Chauncey and Boolossus but they don't count)
As you can see from my total, I also managed to get every portrait ghost's platinum frame (except for Chauncey and Boolossus but they don't count)
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
After many headaches, restarts, rage-quits, and everything else, I have completed the Hidden Mansion on Luigi's Mansion (3DS)
As you can see from my total, I also managed to get every portrait ghost's platinum frame (except for Chauncey and Boolossus but they don't count)
As you can see from my total, I also managed to get every portrait ghost's platinum frame (except for Chauncey and Boolossus but they don't count)
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Ganondorf’s Minions Suffer Existential Crisis Following Seventh Blood Moon Resurrection
Ganondorf’s Minions Suffer Existential Crisis Following Seventh Blood Moon Resurrection - Hard Drive
HYRULE KINGDOM — Legions of Ganondorf’s horrible henchmen have reported suffering an existential crisis of sorts following their seventh resurrection back to... Read more nonsense
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December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ganondorf’s Minions Suffer Existential Crisis Following Seventh Blood Moon Resurrection
I'm concerned at just how common it is to see people actually dying on mainstream social media feeds these days...
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm concerned at just how common it is to see people actually dying on mainstream social media feeds these days...
Ohhh, so *that's* why they call it a t-bone steak!
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ohhh, so *that's* why they call it a t-bone steak!
Waiting for the Steam Phone
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Waiting for the Steam Phone
Forgetting to water the flower in the bone yard before finishing Area 3 in Luigi's Mansion is enough to make a man destroy his entire room and have an emotional breakdown like a toddler.
Not saying I would do that but, y'know the feeling...
Not saying I would do that but, y'know the feeling...
a picture of a ghost with the caption " genuinely tweaking " above it
ALT: a picture of a ghost with the caption " genuinely tweaking " above it
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November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Forgetting to water the flower in the bone yard before finishing Area 3 in Luigi's Mansion is enough to make a man destroy his entire room and have an emotional breakdown like a toddler.
Not saying I would do that but, y'know the feeling...
Not saying I would do that but, y'know the feeling...
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
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WHO NEEDS FREE CURSORS? FREE CURSORS COME GET YOUR CURSORS PIXEL AND VECTOR ALL FREE COME GET YOUR CURSORS BEFORE THEY RUN OUT
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October 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
WHO NEEDS FREE CURSORS? FREE CURSORS COME GET YOUR CURSORS PIXEL AND VECTOR ALL FREE COME GET YOUR CURSORS BEFORE THEY RUN OUT
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kenney.nl/assets/curso...
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Craving rocky road rn
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Craving rocky road rn
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Happy Halfoween, everybody!
That's like Halloween if you're only halfway there :)
That's like Halloween if you're only halfway there :)
October 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Happy Halfoween, everybody!
That's like Halloween if you're only halfway there :)
That's like Halloween if you're only halfway there :)
R.I.P Windows 10
You weren't the best version of Windows ever made, but you were a serious markup from Windows 11, so you had that going for you, I guess...
You weren't the best version of Windows ever made, but you were a serious markup from Windows 11, so you had that going for you, I guess...
October 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
R.I.P Windows 10
You weren't the best version of Windows ever made, but you were a serious markup from Windows 11, so you had that going for you, I guess...
You weren't the best version of Windows ever made, but you were a serious markup from Windows 11, so you had that going for you, I guess...
I wonder what spiders georg is up to these days...
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I wonder what spiders georg is up to these days...
Just 100% finished an OOT rom hack called Gold Quest and I genuinely loved this whole experience. It definitely felt like what Master Quest *should* have been!
The Adventure of Glink is over! 😀
The Adventure of Glink is over! 😀
September 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Just 100% finished an OOT rom hack called Gold Quest and I genuinely loved this whole experience. It definitely felt like what Master Quest *should* have been!
The Adventure of Glink is over! 😀
The Adventure of Glink is over! 😀
Shouts out to everybody keeping the word "derp" alive in the year 2025
September 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Shouts out to everybody keeping the word "derp" alive in the year 2025
(to the tune of Walk the Dinosaur)
Open the door
Walk through the door
Everybody's walkin' through the door
Open the door
Walk through the door
Everybody's walkin' through the door
September 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
(to the tune of Walk the Dinosaur)
Open the door
Walk through the door
Everybody's walkin' through the door
Open the door
Walk through the door
Everybody's walkin' through the door
Last night I had a dream that I was playing a Hulk video game, and before every level you had to watch this stupidly long cutscene of him transforming and then he'd give a quick monologue to the camera. At one point he says like a rapper "this is a game about tools!" and now I can't stop giggling
August 18, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Last night I had a dream that I was playing a Hulk video game, and before every level you had to watch this stupidly long cutscene of him transforming and then he'd give a quick monologue to the camera. At one point he says like a rapper "this is a game about tools!" and now I can't stop giggling
I hate August. August is spider season and I care not for spiders.
August 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I hate August. August is spider season and I care not for spiders.
Peppermint oil. Pros: Keeps that massive spider out of my room. Cons: Smells bloody disgusting
August 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Peppermint oil. Pros: Keeps that massive spider out of my room. Cons: Smells bloody disgusting