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Simon Johnson
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The world’s third most popular Wrexham fan.
My daughter adores Jimmy and was delighted to meet him on the way home from Blackpool last season. What a great 2.5 seasons he has given us. All the very best for the future. Aha!
January 17, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Oh well, I suppose the unbeaten league run had to end at some point. We can focus on the FA Cup now #WxmAFC
January 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I can’t believe we’re kicking off at 3pm on a Saturday today like we’re some kind of normal club. Disgusting.
January 17, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Apparently if a team were to meet the release clause in Max Cleworth’s new contract it would make Wales the wealthiest nation on earth.
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Did the Eagles TE just spike a baby?
January 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
It’s nights like these that make me love the FA Cup. It’s now up to third on my list of favourite competitions after the Welsh Cup and the FAW Trophy.
January 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Come on, Wrexham. They are absolute documentary fodder #askwxm
January 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Notts are falling apart again
#WxmAFC #askwxm
January 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Half and half scarf anyone? #WxmAFC
January 9, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I wonder if Dyche will go full Harry Redknapp tomorrow. “Nico Williams has never seen snow before.”
January 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The Racecourse pitch lamps turning the snowy Wrexham sky orange.
January 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Apparently Bier Starmer is currently having a Cobra meeting to discuss Storm Moretti.

In unrelated news, my Dry January is going really well.
January 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Mark sounds like a Dalek #askwxm
January 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
29 years to the day and Hugo Porfirio still hasn’t got a clue what’s going on. #askwxm
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I love how we either play two number tens or no number tens but never one number ten. Genius. #AskWxm
Representing the Red Dragons this afternoon at Pride Park 👊

🔴⚪ #WxmAFC
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Ok Wrexham stats nerds, which opposition player has scored the most goals against us all time? My mate and started discussing this at the last home game. AI has proved less than useless although it did wish me well in my endeavours. Does anyone have any names to throw into the mix? #askwxm #WxmAFC
January 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
What is Rathbone’s goals to minutes ratio? Must be incredible this season. #askwxm
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Trademark Rathboner finish #WxmAFX #askwxm
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Can I just shock you? I actually like football despite what I said earlier. #WxmAFC
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
There’s no better way to spend Christmas Eve than watching Burkina Faso vs Equitorial Guinea in AFCON in the hope that Wrexham’s Isa Kabore comes on as a sub. #WxmAFC
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I hope Swansea enjoyed their generous gift from Arthur Christmas #WxmAFC

In fairness he’s been great this season so we can allow him this one.
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Amazing trademark Rathbona finish to earn us a point #WxmAFC
December 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
These new investors in Wrexham need to stop messing about buying everyone drinks in the Turf and go out and sign Harry Wilson.
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
That Watford manager took longer to leave the pitch after his red card than most Watford managers spend in the job.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Rhos potatoes #WxmSpuds #AskWxm
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM