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Journalist covering tech and startups who likes a bunch of things, including a kinder world. As Guru Adrian said: "Having fun is half the fun".
Stay classy Sydney
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Meta is the world's most successful SaaS* co., raking in US$16bn annually then, avoiding tax in countries like Australia because the parent co. bills its local entity a fortune for its platform. *If the SaaS acronym is Scams as a Service www.reuters.com/investigatio... cc @karaswisher.bsky.social
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November 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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New ep of Cut Through 🎙️ @theshufflediary.bsky.social and I discuss what Zohran Mamdani's win means for a) the fight against Trump, and b) #auspol. I spoke to a bunch of people across the Australian left and share their takes in this ep.

Watch on YouTube.

Listen on Apple, Spotify or in browser.
Win like Mamdani: Lessons from Zohran’s game changing victory
YouTube video by Crikey News
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November 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Imagine the reaction if ChatGPT told someone: "If you choose to kill Sam Altman, I'm with you - till the end, without judging."
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Good to see South Australia cracking down on the causes of crime because googly eyes are a slippery slope
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
All I heard was "incoherent fashion" and thought, yep.
Ben Shapiro: "Tucker Carlson is an intellectual coward, a dishonest interlocutor, and a bad friend. He's normalizing Nazism and fluffing Nick Fuentes."
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
So he’s going to sue for another $2bn because they didn’t air the whole thing and Bari will settle for $1.5bn
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
If private equity was a sea mammal...
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Why does it always look like this guy is someone just back from Walmart, door-knocked for an opinion by market researchers, and willing to express a view, no matter how little he knows about the question?
Trump on Prince Andrew and the Epstein scandal: "I feel very badly. I mean, it's a terrible thing that's happened to the family. That's been a tragic situation. And it's too bad. I feel badly for the family."
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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The Register is reporting that OpenAI lost $11 billion in the last quarter. This company is a shambling monstrosity, financial insanity as a direct result with the markets’ obsession with growth.
www.theregister.com/2025/10/29/m...
Microsoft earnings suggest $11.5B OpenAI quarterly loss
: Satya has also delivered Sam most of the cash he promised
www.theregister.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
His autobiography, Unreasonable Behaviour, is well worth reading.
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
In their defence, all 2000-year-old Romans look the same to me... except for this Caesar www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx_G...
October 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Every time the Speaker appears, I just see Smithers, desperately trying to please Mr Burns in the hope that his unrequited love will be returned by his boss.
Mike Johnson on SNAP benefits ending Saturday: "The White House has all the pain dials turned back to just a 0 or a 1 as best they can, but when you're out or resources they go all the way up. And it's out of their hands, it's out of our hands."
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
They’re the sheep they make Christmas jumpers from
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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There's another "new" "leak" of 183 million credentials for Gmail and other services that is being covered in the media.

Except, as I wrote in the Sizzle today, it's not new. It's seafood chowder!
October 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
It’s Ausmusic t-shirt day in a month. Can’t wait to see the Opposition lose it over the PM wearing a TISM tee. Or maybe Yothu Yindi… god forbid Midnight Oil.
How desperate do you have to be to go after a T-shirt you can buy in K-mart, literally one of the most famous pieces of rock iconography in history
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Curtis got it from a book written by a Holocaust survivor
October 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Putting aside the evidence and expert advice, what the police minister is saying is that she has no problem with the abuse of young women in illegal strip searches, police ignoring LEPRA, or the findings of the NSW Supreme Court.
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It's what happens when you cross a private equity portfolio manager with a labradoodle
why does that dog have suspenders
October 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Both these scenarios describe the current White House incumbent
it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This story should be David Williamson's next play: Dream Home: Developer Edition
October 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Barnaby Joyce's One Nation rebrand in 5, 4, 3, 2...
#BREAKING 🚨 Pauline Hanson's One Nation has posted online that it will change its name – dropping Hanson's name from the title, making the party simply "One Nation"

It was previously known as just "One Nation" when Hanson was out of the party between 2002 and 2013
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
There should be at least Katherine Campbell and Scott Morrison dolls holding Robodebts
Minimalist display of Australian craftsmanship at the Parliament House gift shop, Canberra
October 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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REAGAN: “When someone says let’s impose tariffs, it may look like they’re doing the patriotic thing… but over the long run trade barriers hurt every 🇺🇸 worker.”

🇨🇦 Ontario just ran this👇🏽powerful ad using Reagan’s voice against Trump’s trade war during game 7 of the ALCS ⚾️
October 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM