Simons Says
@simonssays.bsky.social
I love queso, fonts, and football. Not necessarily in that order. Throw in some dogs and my family and I'm a happy girl.
I heard the final audience count at the “perade” yesterday was 8647…
June 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I heard the final audience count at the “perade” yesterday was 8647…
This is some GD 🐂💩 🥱
April 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is some GD 🐂💩 🥱
I hear, “The dogs were good again this week…” and my mood is instantly changed 🥰
@weratedogs.com
@weratedogs.com
March 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I hear, “The dogs were good again this week…” and my mood is instantly changed 🥰
@weratedogs.com
@weratedogs.com
At times like this, I am grateful for #hibachibabyreactions TikTok 😂
February 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
At times like this, I am grateful for #hibachibabyreactions TikTok 😂
When you’re holding on by a thread & the @luckreunion.bsky.social line up drops 💖🤞🏼🫶🏼
February 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When you’re holding on by a thread & the @luckreunion.bsky.social line up drops 💖🤞🏼🫶🏼
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February 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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What am I doing today?
1- contacting my state reps to vote no on vouchers
2- looking to rehome one of our beloved GSDs, for her benefit
3- contacting my federal reps to get their 💩 together already
4- having a mimosa
And you?
1- contacting my state reps to vote no on vouchers
2- looking to rehome one of our beloved GSDs, for her benefit
3- contacting my federal reps to get their 💩 together already
4- having a mimosa
And you?
February 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What am I doing today?
1- contacting my state reps to vote no on vouchers
2- looking to rehome one of our beloved GSDs, for her benefit
3- contacting my federal reps to get their 💩 together already
4- having a mimosa
And you?
1- contacting my state reps to vote no on vouchers
2- looking to rehome one of our beloved GSDs, for her benefit
3- contacting my federal reps to get their 💩 together already
4- having a mimosa
And you?
STAND UP FFS
Elon fucking Musk does NOT appropriate federal funds.
That is the job of CONGRESS.
Not some foreign born private citizen jumping bean exploding penis rocket car melting nepo-baby conspiracy theorist womanizer who exchanges horses for handjobs.
Congress needs to stand the fuck up. All of them!!!
That is the job of CONGRESS.
Not some foreign born private citizen jumping bean exploding penis rocket car melting nepo-baby conspiracy theorist womanizer who exchanges horses for handjobs.
Congress needs to stand the fuck up. All of them!!!
February 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
STAND UP FFS
I can’t be the only one who gets tickled when I can “Continue to Wordle” without having to see the ad 🥳
January 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I can’t be the only one who gets tickled when I can “Continue to Wordle” without having to see the ad 🥳
The Texas Quote of the Day:
“I’ve had a lifelong relationship with temptation. When it comes to restraint, my track record is not outstanding.”
——- Willie Nelson, “Energy Follows Thought: The Stories Behind My Songs”
“I’ve had a lifelong relationship with temptation. When it comes to restraint, my track record is not outstanding.”
——- Willie Nelson, “Energy Follows Thought: The Stories Behind My Songs”
January 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
January 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you live in the Austin area & are reading this Thurs. afternoon, I think you & I are the only people inside 😂
January 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If you live in the Austin area & are reading this Thurs. afternoon, I think you & I are the only people inside 😂
Who is your celebrity "birthday twin" (born same day as you)? answer with pic or gif only.
January 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Who is your celebrity "birthday twin" (born same day as you)? answer with pic or gif only.
2025 just keeps on 2025in’, huh
January 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
2025 just keeps on 2025in’, huh
Thanks, @historycomics.bsky.social !
August 19, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Thanks, @historycomics.bsky.social !