👁️ Simon Novak 👁️ Ordinary Human Extraordinaire
@simonnovak.bsky.social
An ordinary and normal human #vtuber. My hobbies are streaming & making mods for #Doom and #Quake.
Model: @kuyonbai.bsky.social
PFP: @lightklok.bsky.social
Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
Carrd: https://simonnovak.carrd.co/
Model: @kuyonbai.bsky.social
PFP: @lightklok.bsky.social
Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
Carrd: https://simonnovak.carrd.co/
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👁️ Hi, I'm here to deliver this schedule? 👁️
More #Thief / #TheDarkMod fan missions and more #DeusEx Randomizer shenanigans! Maybe something else if I'm in the mood, we shall see.
That all happens on my channel here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
More #Thief / #TheDarkMod fan missions and more #DeusEx Randomizer shenanigans! Maybe something else if I'm in the mood, we shall see.
That all happens on my channel here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
Post a gif of your favorite game
(It's more the entire series but Eternal is definitely up there)
(It's more the entire series but Eternal is definitely up there)
January 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Post a gif of your favorite game
(It's more the entire series but Eternal is definitely up there)
(It's more the entire series but Eternal is definitely up there)
Tonight I will play a game in which an unseen force randomly drops pianos on my head.
(That unseen force is chat)
Please watch me run for my life here at 5PM PST:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
(That unseen force is chat)
Please watch me run for my life here at 5PM PST:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
January 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Tonight I will play a game in which an unseen force randomly drops pianos on my head.
(That unseen force is chat)
Please watch me run for my life here at 5PM PST:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
(That unseen force is chat)
Please watch me run for my life here at 5PM PST:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
How did the guy who directed the Fountain and Noah go on to make this tripe.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 PM
How did the guy who directed the Fountain and Noah go on to make this tripe.
Starting now on the site named after the synonym for twinge below:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
👁️ AT 5PM PST 👁️
Imma bonk that guy, and that guy, and that guy, and that girl, and that kid probably, and that eldritch god, and-
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #TheDarkMod #SimOnline
Imma bonk that guy, and that guy, and that guy, and that girl, and that kid probably, and that eldritch god, and-
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #TheDarkMod #SimOnline
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Starting now on the site named after the synonym for twinge below:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
👁️ AT 5PM PST 👁️
Imma bonk that guy, and that guy, and that guy, and that girl, and that kid probably, and that eldritch god, and-
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #TheDarkMod #SimOnline
Imma bonk that guy, and that guy, and that guy, and that girl, and that kid probably, and that eldritch god, and-
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #TheDarkMod #SimOnline
January 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
👁️ AT 5PM PST 👁️
Imma bonk that guy, and that guy, and that guy, and that girl, and that kid probably, and that eldritch god, and-
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #TheDarkMod #SimOnline
Imma bonk that guy, and that guy, and that guy, and that girl, and that kid probably, and that eldritch god, and-
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #TheDarkMod #SimOnline
Starting now on the Blue + Red website:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
👁️ TODAY, AT 5 PM PST 👁️
I solve income inequality by setting everybody's money to 0.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #TheDarkMod #SimOnline
I solve income inequality by setting everybody's money to 0.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #TheDarkMod #SimOnline
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Starting now on the Blue + Red website:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
👁️ TODAY, AT 5 PM PST 👁️
I solve income inequality by setting everybody's money to 0.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #TheDarkMod #SimOnline
I solve income inequality by setting everybody's money to 0.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #TheDarkMod #SimOnline
January 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
👁️ TODAY, AT 5 PM PST 👁️
I solve income inequality by setting everybody's money to 0.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #TheDarkMod #SimOnline
I solve income inequality by setting everybody's money to 0.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #TheDarkMod #SimOnline
Damn it, I didn't get my doctor-recommended 12 hours of sleep, time to sleep for another 24 hours. 🛌
January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Damn it, I didn't get my doctor-recommended 12 hours of sleep, time to sleep for another 24 hours. 🛌
Reposted by 👁️ Simon Novak 👁️ Ordinary Human Extraordinaire
Sery_Bot can now shout out your Twitch raiders for you!
It's very customizable!
- Off by default
- Limit to allowed streamers and/or teams
- Custom raid messages
- Minimum viewer threshold
- Placeholder support
- /shoutout capability
Check it out!
docs.sery.bot/commands/aut...
It's very customizable!
- Off by default
- Limit to allowed streamers and/or teams
- Custom raid messages
- Minimum viewer threshold
- Placeholder support
- /shoutout capability
Check it out!
docs.sery.bot/commands/aut...
Commands - Auto Raid Shoutouts | Sery_Bot Docs
Set up customizable automatic raid shoutouts with Sery_Bot. Automatically thank raiders with custom messages, placeholders, delays, and viewer thresholds.
docs.sery.bot
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Sery_Bot can now shout out your Twitch raiders for you!
It's very customizable!
- Off by default
- Limit to allowed streamers and/or teams
- Custom raid messages
- Minimum viewer threshold
- Placeholder support
- /shoutout capability
Check it out!
docs.sery.bot/commands/aut...
It's very customizable!
- Off by default
- Limit to allowed streamers and/or teams
- Custom raid messages
- Minimum viewer threshold
- Placeholder support
- /shoutout capability
Check it out!
docs.sery.bot/commands/aut...
👁️ Hi, I'm here to deliver this schedule? 👁️
More #Thief / #TheDarkMod fan missions and more #DeusEx Randomizer shenanigans! Maybe something else if I'm in the mood, we shall see.
That all happens on my channel here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
More #Thief / #TheDarkMod fan missions and more #DeusEx Randomizer shenanigans! Maybe something else if I'm in the mood, we shall see.
That all happens on my channel here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
January 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
👁️ Hi, I'm here to deliver this schedule? 👁️
More #Thief / #TheDarkMod fan missions and more #DeusEx Randomizer shenanigans! Maybe something else if I'm in the mood, we shall see.
That all happens on my channel here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
More #Thief / #TheDarkMod fan missions and more #DeusEx Randomizer shenanigans! Maybe something else if I'm in the mood, we shall see.
That all happens on my channel here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
Gonna be starting a little later than usual, fellow humans, but Randomized #DeusEx is back on for tonight. Expect lots of pianos dropping on my head and the floor being lava.
Stream starts at 6PM PST on my channel below:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
Stream starts at 6PM PST on my channel below:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
January 25, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Gonna be starting a little later than usual, fellow humans, but Randomized #DeusEx is back on for tonight. Expect lots of pianos dropping on my head and the floor being lava.
Stream starts at 6PM PST on my channel below:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
Stream starts at 6PM PST on my channel below:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
Live now on the Bezos-approved streaming site.
Gonna be starting a little later than usual, fellow humans, but Randomized #DeusEx is back on for tonight. Expect lots of pianos dropping on my head and the floor being lava.
Stream starts at 6PM PST on my channel below:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
Stream starts at 6PM PST on my channel below:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Live now on the Bezos-approved streaming site.
Gonna be starting a little later than usual, fellow humans, but Randomized #DeusEx is back on for tonight. Expect lots of pianos dropping on my head and the floor being lava.
Stream starts at 6PM PST on my channel below:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
Stream starts at 6PM PST on my channel below:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
January 24, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Gonna be starting a little later than usual, fellow humans, but Randomized #DeusEx is back on for tonight. Expect lots of pianos dropping on my head and the floor being lava.
Stream starts at 6PM PST on my channel below:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
Stream starts at 6PM PST on my channel below:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
It be happening now 👇
You know what's better than randomized Deus Ex? Randomized Deus Ex, but you can spend channel points to drop a piano on my head.
That'll be happening at 5PM PST at my Twitch channel here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #DeusEx #Randomizer #SimOnline
That'll be happening at 5PM PST at my Twitch channel here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #DeusEx #Randomizer #SimOnline
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
It be happening now 👇
You know what's better than randomized Deus Ex? Randomized Deus Ex, but you can spend channel points to drop a piano on my head.
That'll be happening at 5PM PST at my Twitch channel here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #DeusEx #Randomizer #SimOnline
That'll be happening at 5PM PST at my Twitch channel here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #DeusEx #Randomizer #SimOnline
January 23, 2026 at 7:00 PM
You know what's better than randomized Deus Ex? Randomized Deus Ex, but you can spend channel points to drop a piano on my head.
That'll be happening at 5PM PST at my Twitch channel here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #DeusEx #Randomizer #SimOnline
That'll be happening at 5PM PST at my Twitch channel here:
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #DeusEx #Randomizer #SimOnline
Why yes I am streaming on my Twitch channel below how did you guess?
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #theDarkMod #SimOnline
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #theDarkMod #SimOnline
In today's #Thief and/or #DarkMod fan mission stream, we're going play as a man who considers property rights and trespassing laws mere suggestions.
That'll happen at 5PM PST.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
That'll happen at 5PM PST.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Why yes I am streaming on my Twitch channel below how did you guess?
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #theDarkMod #SimOnline
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #Thief #theDarkMod #SimOnline
In today's #Thief and/or #DarkMod fan mission stream, we're going play as a man who considers property rights and trespassing laws mere suggestions.
That'll happen at 5PM PST.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
That'll happen at 5PM PST.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
In today's #Thief and/or #DarkMod fan mission stream, we're going play as a man who considers property rights and trespassing laws mere suggestions.
That'll happen at 5PM PST.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
That'll happen at 5PM PST.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
Reposted by 👁️ Simon Novak 👁️ Ordinary Human Extraordinaire
QBJ3 has been updated!
lots of map fixes and updates, and weapon tweaks.
go grab it!
www.slipseer.com/index.php?re...
lots of map fixes and updates, and weapon tweaks.
go grab it!
www.slipseer.com/index.php?re...
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 AM
QBJ3 has been updated!
lots of map fixes and updates, and weapon tweaks.
go grab it!
www.slipseer.com/index.php?re...
lots of map fixes and updates, and weapon tweaks.
go grab it!
www.slipseer.com/index.php?re...
...why do I have this overwhelming urge to have some Cocoa Puffs?
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 AM
...why do I have this overwhelming urge to have some Cocoa Puffs?
Look at this smug grin as this taffer humiliates this man who is simply trying to feed his family (probably).
January 19, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Look at this smug grin as this taffer humiliates this man who is simply trying to feed his family (probably).
Hello, fellow humans.
I got no sleep last night, so I'm going to cancel tonight's stream. I'll make it up to you guys with a double-dose of Deus Ex Randomizer later this week. I might even pay for a month of CC Pro membership so you guys can use channel points to drop pianos on me.
I got no sleep last night, so I'm going to cancel tonight's stream. I'll make it up to you guys with a double-dose of Deus Ex Randomizer later this week. I might even pay for a month of CC Pro membership so you guys can use channel points to drop pianos on me.
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Hello, fellow humans.
I got no sleep last night, so I'm going to cancel tonight's stream. I'll make it up to you guys with a double-dose of Deus Ex Randomizer later this week. I might even pay for a month of CC Pro membership so you guys can use channel points to drop pianos on me.
I got no sleep last night, so I'm going to cancel tonight's stream. I'll make it up to you guys with a double-dose of Deus Ex Randomizer later this week. I might even pay for a month of CC Pro membership so you guys can use channel points to drop pianos on me.
So not only did I get Deus Ex Randomizer working, but CrowdControl, both in Linux. So I'm thinking I'm gonna play that this week, no idea what I wanna play besides that, tho.
January 19, 2026 at 3:46 AM
So not only did I get Deus Ex Randomizer working, but CrowdControl, both in Linux. So I'm thinking I'm gonna play that this week, no idea what I wanna play besides that, tho.
I wanna add a third game to my schedule this week but...
It's so hard to choose what I wanna play. Even if I stick with imsims like I have been doing, there's just so many choices.
It's so hard to choose what I wanna play. Even if I stick with imsims like I have been doing, there's just so many choices.
January 18, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I wanna add a third game to my schedule this week but...
It's so hard to choose what I wanna play. Even if I stick with imsims like I have been doing, there's just so many choices.
It's so hard to choose what I wanna play. Even if I stick with imsims like I have been doing, there's just so many choices.
Starting now on my Twitch channel below!
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
https://bsky.app/profile/simonnovak.bsky.social/post/3mckrtokepj2j
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
https://bsky.app/profile/simonnovak.bsky.social/post/3mckrtokepj2j
I'm going to be playing so much #Hitman: Freelancer today because it's Friday and holy crud do I have the overwhelming urge to yeet exploding rubber duckies at people.
That'll be happening in 6 hours at 5PM PST.
That'll be happening in 6 hours at 5PM PST.
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Starting now on my Twitch channel below!
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
https://bsky.app/profile/simonnovak.bsky.social/post/3mckrtokepj2j
https://www.twitch.tv/Simon_Novak
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #SimOnline
https://bsky.app/profile/simonnovak.bsky.social/post/3mckrtokepj2j