@simongladdish.bsky.social
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'If Putin is the Beast from the East then Trump is the Pest from the West.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
'If Putin is the Beast from the East then Trump is the Pest from the West.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
Reposted
'Donald has anal incontinence
And soils himself all the time
While his supporters hold their noses
And pretend that he's still in his prime.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
And soils himself all the time
While his supporters hold their noses
And pretend that he's still in his prime.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 AM
'Donald has anal incontinence
And soils himself all the time
While his supporters hold their noses
And pretend that he's still in his prime.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
And soils himself all the time
While his supporters hold their noses
And pretend that he's still in his prime.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
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'It's a great photo of the moon
(I think it's the best I've ever seen!)
It is round and resembles a melon
And is silver instead of green.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(I think it's the best I've ever seen!)
It is round and resembles a melon
And is silver instead of green.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 22, 2026 at 11:13 AM
'It's a great photo of the moon
(I think it's the best I've ever seen!)
It is round and resembles a melon
And is silver instead of green.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(I think it's the best I've ever seen!)
It is round and resembles a melon
And is silver instead of green.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
'It's a great photo of the moon
(I think it's the best I've ever seen!)
It is round and resembles a melon
And is silver instead of green.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(I think it's the best I've ever seen!)
It is round and resembles a melon
And is silver instead of green.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 22, 2026 at 11:13 AM
'It's a great photo of the moon
(I think it's the best I've ever seen!)
It is round and resembles a melon
And is silver instead of green.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(I think it's the best I've ever seen!)
It is round and resembles a melon
And is silver instead of green.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
'If Putin is the Beast from the East then Trump is the Pest from the West.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
'If Putin is the Beast from the East then Trump is the Pest from the West.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
'Donald has anal incontinence
And soils himself all the time
While his supporters hold their noses
And pretend that he's still in his prime.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
And soils himself all the time
While his supporters hold their noses
And pretend that he's still in his prime.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 AM
'Donald has anal incontinence
And soils himself all the time
While his supporters hold their noses
And pretend that he's still in his prime.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
And soils himself all the time
While his supporters hold their noses
And pretend that he's still in his prime.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
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'These days many a Welsh town
Is rather run-down;
We live near Swansea City
So it's a real pity.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Is rather run-down;
We live near Swansea City
So it's a real pity.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 AM
'These days many a Welsh town
Is rather run-down;
We live near Swansea City
So it's a real pity.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Is rather run-down;
We live near Swansea City
So it's a real pity.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
'These days many a Welsh town
Is rather run-down;
We live near Swansea City
So it's a real pity.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Is rather run-down;
We live near Swansea City
So it's a real pity.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 AM
'These days many a Welsh town
Is rather run-down;
We live near Swansea City
So it's a real pity.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Is rather run-down;
We live near Swansea City
So it's a real pity.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
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'Renee Good
Is now dead;
She was shot with a gun
For not voting Republican.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Is now dead;
She was shot with a gun
For not voting Republican.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
'Renee Good
Is now dead;
She was shot with a gun
For not voting Republican.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Is now dead;
She was shot with a gun
For not voting Republican.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
'Renee Good
Is now dead;
She was shot with a gun
For not voting Republican.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Is now dead;
She was shot with a gun
For not voting Republican.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
January 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM
'Renee Good
Is now dead;
She was shot with a gun
For not voting Republican.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Is now dead;
She was shot with a gun
For not voting Republican.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
'America has attacked Venezuela
And placed its troops on their soil;
They claim it's to do with drugs
But it's actually to do with oil.'
And placed its troops on their soil;
They claim it's to do with drugs
But it's actually to do with oil.'
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
'America has attacked Venezuela
And placed its troops on their soil;
They claim it's to do with drugs
But it's actually to do with oil.'
And placed its troops on their soil;
They claim it's to do with drugs
But it's actually to do with oil.'
There are now six official billionaires in the pop world. These are McCartney, Springsteen, Jay Z, Beyonce, Rihanna and Taylor Swift. May they all give very generously to charity.
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
There are now six official billionaires in the pop world. These are McCartney, Springsteen, Jay Z, Beyonce, Rihanna and Taylor Swift. May they all give very generously to charity.
Putin has proved time and again that he does not want peace. Period.
December 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Putin has proved time and again that he does not want peace. Period.
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'I watched the driver smoke a cigarette
And we hadn't even started yet;
I said - Come on, let's get this engine groaning!
And he threw me off the bus for moaning.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
And we hadn't even started yet;
I said - Come on, let's get this engine groaning!
And he threw me off the bus for moaning.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
December 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
'I watched the driver smoke a cigarette
And we hadn't even started yet;
I said - Come on, let's get this engine groaning!
And he threw me off the bus for moaning.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
And we hadn't even started yet;
I said - Come on, let's get this engine groaning!
And he threw me off the bus for moaning.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Aryna Sabalenka seems like a really good sport. I hope there's a rematch.
December 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Aryna Sabalenka seems like a really good sport. I hope there's a rematch.
'I watched the driver smoke a cigarette
And we hadn't even started yet;
I said - Come on, let's get this engine groaning!
And he threw me off the bus for moaning.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
And we hadn't even started yet;
I said - Come on, let's get this engine groaning!
And he threw me off the bus for moaning.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
December 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
'I watched the driver smoke a cigarette
And we hadn't even started yet;
I said - Come on, let's get this engine groaning!
And he threw me off the bus for moaning.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
And we hadn't even started yet;
I said - Come on, let's get this engine groaning!
And he threw me off the bus for moaning.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
I confidently predict that the ghost of Jeffrey will do for Donald some time next year.
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I confidently predict that the ghost of Jeffrey will do for Donald some time next year.
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'The last time I visited the dentist he filled my mouth full of instruments of torture and then asked me if I was going anywhere nice on holiday. I managed to stammer out - HAWAII!'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
'The last time I visited the dentist he filled my mouth full of instruments of torture and then asked me if I was going anywhere nice on holiday. I managed to stammer out - HAWAII!'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
'The last time I visited the dentist he filled my mouth full of instruments of torture and then asked me if I was going anywhere nice on holiday. I managed to stammer out - HAWAII!'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
'The last time I visited the dentist he filled my mouth full of instruments of torture and then asked me if I was going anywhere nice on holiday. I managed to stammer out - HAWAII!'
(Simon R Gladdish)
(Simon R Gladdish)
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'Today I trod
On a big brown rat
Which turned out to be
An abandoned bobble hat.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
On a big brown rat
Which turned out to be
An abandoned bobble hat.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
'Today I trod
On a big brown rat
Which turned out to be
An abandoned bobble hat.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
On a big brown rat
Which turned out to be
An abandoned bobble hat.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
'Today I trod
On a big brown rat
Which turned out to be
An abandoned bobble hat.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
On a big brown rat
Which turned out to be
An abandoned bobble hat.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
'Today I trod
On a big brown rat
Which turned out to be
An abandoned bobble hat.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
On a big brown rat
Which turned out to be
An abandoned bobble hat.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
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'Cherry Vann
Should have been a man;
The Archbishop of Wales
Prefers sleeping with females.'
Should have been a man;
The Archbishop of Wales
Prefers sleeping with females.'
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
'Cherry Vann
Should have been a man;
The Archbishop of Wales
Prefers sleeping with females.'
Should have been a man;
The Archbishop of Wales
Prefers sleeping with females.'
'Cherry Vann
Should have been a man;
The Archbishop of Wales
Prefers sleeping with females.'
Should have been a man;
The Archbishop of Wales
Prefers sleeping with females.'
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
'Cherry Vann
Should have been a man;
The Archbishop of Wales
Prefers sleeping with females.'
Should have been a man;
The Archbishop of Wales
Prefers sleeping with females.'
Reposted
'Poor old Steve Rosenberg
Is suffering from concussion
After being branded 'a defecating squirrel'
By a dyspeptic Russian.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Is suffering from concussion
After being branded 'a defecating squirrel'
By a dyspeptic Russian.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
'Poor old Steve Rosenberg
Is suffering from concussion
After being branded 'a defecating squirrel'
By a dyspeptic Russian.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Is suffering from concussion
After being branded 'a defecating squirrel'
By a dyspeptic Russian.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
'Poor old Steve Rosenberg
Is suffering from concussion
After being branded 'a defecating squirrel'
By a dyspeptic Russian.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Is suffering from concussion
After being branded 'a defecating squirrel'
By a dyspeptic Russian.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
'Poor old Steve Rosenberg
Is suffering from concussion
After being branded 'a defecating squirrel'
By a dyspeptic Russian.'
(Simon R Gladdish)
Is suffering from concussion
After being branded 'a defecating squirrel'
By a dyspeptic Russian.'
(Simon R Gladdish)