Simon 🌸 👺 🎋
@simoncucho.bsky.social
I beat the second Lace fight in Silksong today at the office (on the big tv!) and everyone cheered for me 😭💖
Then we played some Smash and Mario Kart and I kicked ass 😎
They also cheered when they took a stock from me 😅
Then we played some Smash and Mario Kart and I kicked ass 😎
They also cheered when they took a stock from me 😅
September 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I beat the second Lace fight in Silksong today at the office (on the big tv!) and everyone cheered for me 😭💖
Then we played some Smash and Mario Kart and I kicked ass 😎
They also cheered when they took a stock from me 😅
Then we played some Smash and Mario Kart and I kicked ass 😎
They also cheered when they took a stock from me 😅
My coworker desktop vs my own, video editor vs graphic designer. We balance each out nicely, he distracts me enough and I keep him in check 🥰
Today I've set up a picture of us a friend took at work. He's a hotdog enthusiast and I'm well, very gay.
Today I've set up a picture of us a friend took at work. He's a hotdog enthusiast and I'm well, very gay.
August 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My coworker desktop vs my own, video editor vs graphic designer. We balance each out nicely, he distracts me enough and I keep him in check 🥰
Today I've set up a picture of us a friend took at work. He's a hotdog enthusiast and I'm well, very gay.
Today I've set up a picture of us a friend took at work. He's a hotdog enthusiast and I'm well, very gay.
The other day at work two colleagues were playing Pokémon Showdown with random teams and I was dropping facts about each Pokémon they sent out and what kind of strategy they'd allow you to based on stats and movepools.
I got called a real life Brock and it felt pretty sweet!
I got called a real life Brock and it felt pretty sweet!
July 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The other day at work two colleagues were playing Pokémon Showdown with random teams and I was dropping facts about each Pokémon they sent out and what kind of strategy they'd allow you to based on stats and movepools.
I got called a real life Brock and it felt pretty sweet!
I got called a real life Brock and it felt pretty sweet!
Reached 13k subscribers on YouTube 🥳
Even though everything is about Mario Kart right now, the videos that pull the most views are from Splatoon 3: Side Order still.
Even though everything is about Mario Kart right now, the videos that pull the most views are from Splatoon 3: Side Order still.
June 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Reached 13k subscribers on YouTube 🥳
Even though everything is about Mario Kart right now, the videos that pull the most views are from Splatoon 3: Side Order still.
Even though everything is about Mario Kart right now, the videos that pull the most views are from Splatoon 3: Side Order still.
I'm pleased: We fixed our microwave today after 8 months and I can finally have warm soft chewy bread because you know what, I fucking HATE toasted bread. It's dry, hard, it hurts my palate. Unless it's bread you literally took fresh out the oven and you charred a little bit, it is not worth it.
May 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I'm pleased: We fixed our microwave today after 8 months and I can finally have warm soft chewy bread because you know what, I fucking HATE toasted bread. It's dry, hard, it hurts my palate. Unless it's bread you literally took fresh out the oven and you charred a little bit, it is not worth it.
I got confused with a youtuber on the bus. 💀 Guy literally went "Bro I think I know you... are you by any chance [name I forgot already]?"
Told him "Oh... no" and he just said "Ahh... you just really look like him, he's local and does gaming stuff".
I think he was embarrassed afterwards.
Told him "Oh... no" and he just said "Ahh... you just really look like him, he's local and does gaming stuff".
I think he was embarrassed afterwards.
April 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I got confused with a youtuber on the bus. 💀 Guy literally went "Bro I think I know you... are you by any chance [name I forgot already]?"
Told him "Oh... no" and he just said "Ahh... you just really look like him, he's local and does gaming stuff".
I think he was embarrassed afterwards.
Told him "Oh... no" and he just said "Ahh... you just really look like him, he's local and does gaming stuff".
I think he was embarrassed afterwards.
They're doing egg hunt at work... I arrived today and there were some chocolate eggs on my desktop and I can see some in the fake plant pot...
I've been told that we are to gather them and later on they'll be shared among everyone.
I just want to work 😭 Or at the very least waste time on my own.
I've been told that we are to gather them and later on they'll be shared among everyone.
I just want to work 😭 Or at the very least waste time on my own.
April 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
They're doing egg hunt at work... I arrived today and there were some chocolate eggs on my desktop and I can see some in the fake plant pot...
I've been told that we are to gather them and later on they'll be shared among everyone.
I just want to work 😭 Or at the very least waste time on my own.
I've been told that we are to gather them and later on they'll be shared among everyone.
I just want to work 😭 Or at the very least waste time on my own.
This patch is the best thing to happen to Baldur's Gate 3.
April 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This patch is the best thing to happen to Baldur's Gate 3.
I brought a Kirby figurine to my workspace and it does bring my mood up a little through the day.
April 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I brought a Kirby figurine to my workspace and it does bring my mood up a little through the day.
People at work today were very considerate and asked if I would like to be sang Happy Birthday. I politely declined because it feels awkward. They understood!
They asked if they could still get me a cake. We were ALL summoned 20 mins before leaving to eat lemon pie together while NOT singing 😅
They asked if they could still get me a cake. We were ALL summoned 20 mins before leaving to eat lemon pie together while NOT singing 😅
April 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
People at work today were very considerate and asked if I would like to be sang Happy Birthday. I politely declined because it feels awkward. They understood!
They asked if they could still get me a cake. We were ALL summoned 20 mins before leaving to eat lemon pie together while NOT singing 😅
They asked if they could still get me a cake. We were ALL summoned 20 mins before leaving to eat lemon pie together while NOT singing 😅
Red cake for me today because Nintendo made the direct just for the birthday boy, ME 🥳
April 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Red cake for me today because Nintendo made the direct just for the birthday boy, ME 🥳
Got my first paycheck today. Feels nice to finally pay back a couple debts I had with friends and I can finally browse stuff online without feeling restricted!
I'm getting some shoes first.
🥳
I'm getting some shoes first.
🥳
April 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Got my first paycheck today. Feels nice to finally pay back a couple debts I had with friends and I can finally browse stuff online without feeling restricted!
I'm getting some shoes first.
🥳
I'm getting some shoes first.
🥳
Someone asked at work today what MLM means and I said multi-level marketing and almost went on to explain pyramid schemes and they were ACTUALLY asking about men loving men. I then proceeded to actually explain MLM, though.
I work at a marketing agency, for reference.
I work at a marketing agency, for reference.
March 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Someone asked at work today what MLM means and I said multi-level marketing and almost went on to explain pyramid schemes and they were ACTUALLY asking about men loving men. I then proceeded to actually explain MLM, though.
I work at a marketing agency, for reference.
I work at a marketing agency, for reference.
I had to broadly explain to a coworker today what "furry" or "a furry" is.
They were amused.
They were amused.
March 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I had to broadly explain to a coworker today what "furry" or "a furry" is.
They were amused.
They were amused.
🥳🥳🥳
I've opened zero Palkia and Arceus packs, I can finally start now.
I've opened zero Palkia and Arceus packs, I can finally start now.
March 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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I've opened zero Palkia and Arceus packs, I can finally start now.
I've opened zero Palkia and Arceus packs, I can finally start now.
Hey I got a formal job offer 🥳🎉 I start first week of march!
See, I told everyone around 8 months ago that whenever Nintendo decided to unveil a new console THAT's when I was gonna be under pressure to get a new job.
That's all I needed, a true, real reason to put my ass out there and find work.
See, I told everyone around 8 months ago that whenever Nintendo decided to unveil a new console THAT's when I was gonna be under pressure to get a new job.
That's all I needed, a true, real reason to put my ass out there and find work.
February 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hey I got a formal job offer 🥳🎉 I start first week of march!
See, I told everyone around 8 months ago that whenever Nintendo decided to unveil a new console THAT's when I was gonna be under pressure to get a new job.
That's all I needed, a true, real reason to put my ass out there and find work.
See, I told everyone around 8 months ago that whenever Nintendo decided to unveil a new console THAT's when I was gonna be under pressure to get a new job.
That's all I needed, a true, real reason to put my ass out there and find work.
I don't think I've ever lost so many matches in a row, it was pure insanity this weekend.
But I did win one x100 battle and two x10, meaning I'd have to lose another 90 or so times before even breaking even LOL. So it's all good in the end.
But I did win one x100 battle and two x10, meaning I'd have to lose another 90 or so times before even breaking even LOL. So it's all good in the end.
February 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I don't think I've ever lost so many matches in a row, it was pure insanity this weekend.
But I did win one x100 battle and two x10, meaning I'd have to lose another 90 or so times before even breaking even LOL. So it's all good in the end.
But I did win one x100 battle and two x10, meaning I'd have to lose another 90 or so times before even breaking even LOL. So it's all good in the end.
Guess who got the sudden urge to draw after YEARS. Category is curves, silhouette, fashion.
#pokémon #pokémonart #gardevoir
#pokémon #pokémonart #gardevoir
January 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Guess who got the sudden urge to draw after YEARS. Category is curves, silhouette, fashion.
#pokémon #pokémonart #gardevoir
#pokémon #pokémonart #gardevoir
Frosty Fest this weekend!
January 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Frosty Fest this weekend!
Celebi EX acquired on first pack 🌷
December 17, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Celebi EX acquired on first pack 🌷
Probably the most garbage god pack I could have gotten...
December 9, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Probably the most garbage god pack I could have gotten...
Landed a job interview for tomorrow 👀✨
I fear it is a super boring company/field, but it beats being unemployed!
I fear it is a super boring company/field, but it beats being unemployed!
November 25, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Landed a job interview for tomorrow 👀✨
I fear it is a super boring company/field, but it beats being unemployed!
I fear it is a super boring company/field, but it beats being unemployed!