Simmer the Necro-chef
@simmerthenecrochef.bsky.social
Just showing up for giggles. I signed up for Bluesky before, was great until I realized that my feed would consist of the same eight people for the foreseeable future.
One blast of hellfire, coming up!
October 23, 2024 at 7:47 PM
One blast of hellfire, coming up!
Well, I was permanently dead back on Twitter, but they never bothered to kill me off here, too...I guess my death has been decanonized?
October 17, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Well, I was permanently dead back on Twitter, but they never bothered to kill me off here, too...I guess my death has been decanonized?
//since parodies are migrating here I'm dusting off this account
August 31, 2024 at 8:19 PM
//since parodies are migrating here I'm dusting off this account
sausages
February 9, 2024 at 12:11 AM
sausages
I feel like taking things out of the dumpster and leaving them in random places
February 8, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I feel like taking things out of the dumpster and leaving them in random places
Oooh! Pretty! [She goes for the sword.]
(You, the reader, see a blade stuck in the ground, along with a familiar pair of rainbow wings on an elevated position, he didn't seem to notice you, pick up the sword?)
//GO GO GADGET INTERACTION BAIT!
//GO GO GADGET INTERACTION BAIT!
February 7, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Oooh! Pretty! [She goes for the sword.]
Update: All the kids flew away and now the school is suing
Gonna deliver some fried mosquito cupcakes to the local preschool, brb
February 7, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Update: All the kids flew away and now the school is suing
Gonna deliver some fried mosquito cupcakes to the local preschool, brb
February 7, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Gonna deliver some fried mosquito cupcakes to the local preschool, brb
Here you go.
February 7, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Here you go.
Hey guys, I was unpacking some copies of my book and found this kid. I think he's from a simulation or something.
"WE'RE BOTH TRAPPED IN A SIMU-"
Anyway, what do you think, should I feed him fried mosquito and see what he does?
"WE'RE BOTH TRAPPED IN A SIMU-"
Anyway, what do you think, should I feed him fried mosquito and see what he does?
February 7, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Hey guys, I was unpacking some copies of my book and found this kid. I think he's from a simulation or something.
"WE'RE BOTH TRAPPED IN A SIMU-"
Anyway, what do you think, should I feed him fried mosquito and see what he does?
"WE'RE BOTH TRAPPED IN A SIMU-"
Anyway, what do you think, should I feed him fried mosquito and see what he does?
My wha
How about instead I randomly access your mayhem
Parodies of Bluesky!
Since the parody titans cannot reach us here, we have free reign! I SHALL MAKE MY OWN SKYGROUNDS!
LOOK AT ME GO!
Since the parody titans cannot reach us here, we have free reign! I SHALL MAKE MY OWN SKYGROUNDS!
LOOK AT ME GO!
February 7, 2024 at 5:14 AM
My wha
Parodies of Bluesky!
Since the parody titans cannot reach us here, we have free reign! I SHALL MAKE MY OWN SKYGROUNDS!
LOOK AT ME GO!
Since the parody titans cannot reach us here, we have free reign! I SHALL MAKE MY OWN SKYGROUNDS!
LOOK AT ME GO!
February 7, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Parodies of Bluesky!
Since the parody titans cannot reach us here, we have free reign! I SHALL MAKE MY OWN SKYGROUNDS!
LOOK AT ME GO!
Since the parody titans cannot reach us here, we have free reign! I SHALL MAKE MY OWN SKYGROUNDS!
LOOK AT ME GO!
Well, we're here in Bluesky. Now what?
February 7, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Well, we're here in Bluesky. Now what?
Yeah. I bring the dead back to life.
February 7, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Yeah. I bring the dead back to life.
...Uh, hi, who're you
February 7, 2024 at 3:24 AM
...Uh, hi, who're you
GO TIE SOME MORE BALLOONS TO YOUR HOUSE, GRANDPA!
February 7, 2024 at 3:21 AM
GO TIE SOME MORE BALLOONS TO YOUR HOUSE, GRANDPA!
WHAT'D YOU S-
February 7, 2024 at 3:16 AM
WHAT'D YOU S-
THE FIRST FIGHT EDIT OF PARODY BLUESKY! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
February 7, 2024 at 3:03 AM
THE FIRST FIGHT EDIT OF PARODY BLUESKY! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
I have made it to Parody Bluesk-
February 7, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I have made it to Parody Bluesk-