Dave
@simguruninja.bsky.social
Stay healthy & happy. Have some fun!
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Anonymous coworker wrapped up my Sims Spark'd headshot for the office white elephant party. So embarrassing. I was tickled that it was stolen and locked.
Anonymous coworker wrapped up my Sims Spark'd headshot for the office white elephant party. So embarrassing. I was tickled that it was stolen and locked.
December 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Anonymous coworker wrapped up my Sims Spark'd headshot for the office white elephant party. So embarrassing. I was tickled that it was stolen and locked.
Anonymous coworker wrapped up my Sims Spark'd headshot for the office white elephant party. So embarrassing. I was tickled that it was stolen and locked.
My wife any time I tell a bad joke.
(bless her soul 💚)
(bless her soul 💚)
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My wife any time I tell a bad joke.
(bless her soul 💚)
(bless her soul 💚)
There’s more good in this world than bad; despite the relentless rage baiting suggesting otherwise. I hope you make a new friend today and experience a little of that goodness. Stay strong and happy out there! You are valued.
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
There’s more good in this world than bad; despite the relentless rage baiting suggesting otherwise. I hope you make a new friend today and experience a little of that goodness. Stay strong and happy out there! You are valued.
When it got dark we scared so many kids 😏
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
When it got dark we scared so many kids 😏
Just need some friends to play with!
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Just need some friends to play with!
Fall season is officially here when it’s still dark when I roll into the studio!
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Fall season is officially here when it’s still dark when I roll into the studio!
Once the music started to play I knew I was cooked.
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Once the music started to play I knew I was cooked.
These cowplants are getting bigger every day!
October 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
These cowplants are getting bigger every day!
Nope. Press X to doubt.
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nope. Press X to doubt.
I could listen to this soundtrack every day.
August 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I could listen to this soundtrack every day.
My sis-in-law sent this to the group chat and I simply responded with “all of it”
August 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My sis-in-law sent this to the group chat and I simply responded with “all of it”
This is how I know he’s done something naughty.
August 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This is how I know he’s done something naughty.
My roommate Bisou says hello.
July 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My roommate Bisou says hello.
Neighborhood Cat: “Let’s see what’s behind door number 1!”
July 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Neighborhood Cat: “Let’s see what’s behind door number 1!”
Always keeping an eye on us
June 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Always keeping an eye on us
I want to make a meat pun…
but I’d probably butcher it.
but I’d probably butcher it.
June 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I want to make a meat pun…
but I’d probably butcher it.
but I’d probably butcher it.
Weird Al’s an absolute treasure!
June 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Weird Al’s an absolute treasure!
Too early for Halloween costume talk?
June 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Too early for Halloween costume talk?
Tator Tot napping near me under the desk while I browse online. 🥰
June 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Tator Tot napping near me under the desk while I browse online. 🥰
When 2 onions costs $1, but 50 lbs costs $10
June 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
When 2 onions costs $1, but 50 lbs costs $10
Oh no. We have a digger.
June 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh no. We have a digger.
He was really nice, but there’s something off about this Sim.
May 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
He was really nice, but there’s something off about this Sim.
Literally my first stop in Seattle immediately after getting off the plane. This place would be so dangerous if I had daily access. The biscuits are incredible.
May 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Literally my first stop in Seattle immediately after getting off the plane. This place would be so dangerous if I had daily access. The biscuits are incredible.