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How your email finds me:
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
How your email finds me:
Me about to fall asleep and then realizing 10 mins too late that I forgot about street cleaning (and thus didn’t move my car) 🙃 #SFprobs
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Me about to fall asleep and then realizing 10 mins too late that I forgot about street cleaning (and thus didn’t move my car) 🙃 #SFprobs
The face / the scent
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The face / the scent
NYT Wordle on 11/8/25
This has never happened to me before and will never happen again 🤣
This has never happened to me before and will never happen again 🤣
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
NYT Wordle on 11/8/25
This has never happened to me before and will never happen again 🤣
This has never happened to me before and will never happen again 🤣
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when the espresso and Wellbutrin hit at the same time
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
when the espresso and Wellbutrin hit at the same time
A couple who slays together… @wandererking.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A couple who slays together… @wandererking.bsky.social
What’s your favorite slutty movie? 🖤
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
What’s your favorite slutty movie? 🖤
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Happy Halloween from @simeona94.bsky.social and I!
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Happy Halloween from @simeona94.bsky.social and I!
I need someone to freak out with me 🖤
Cast for Season 13 of ‘American Horror Story’:
• Ariana Grande
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Angela Bassett
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
• Jessica Lange
• Ariana Grande
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Angela Bassett
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
• Jessica Lange
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I need someone to freak out with me 🖤
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Demi Lovato as Poot Lovato for Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Demi Lovato as Poot Lovato for Halloween.
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Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute
Photos: White House East Wing Demolished For Trump’s Ballroom
The privately funded ballroom will be approximately 90,000 square feet, much larger than the White House itself.
www.forbes.com
October 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute
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we got Hexed at Terror Vault
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
we got Hexed at Terror Vault
Dua Lipa was fantastic! But there was only one question on my mind…
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Dua Lipa was fantastic! But there was only one question on my mind…
A friend’s very straight husband:
“Yeah, sometimes I’ll go a 10 day business trip with just a carry-on and all my coworkers are looking at me like,
‘Where’s all your stuff at?’ and I say,
‘It’s really tight but I fit it all in there.’”
Me:
“Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that.”
“Yeah, sometimes I’ll go a 10 day business trip with just a carry-on and all my coworkers are looking at me like,
‘Where’s all your stuff at?’ and I say,
‘It’s really tight but I fit it all in there.’”
Me:
“Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that.”
October 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A friend’s very straight husband:
“Yeah, sometimes I’ll go a 10 day business trip with just a carry-on and all my coworkers are looking at me like,
‘Where’s all your stuff at?’ and I say,
‘It’s really tight but I fit it all in there.’”
Me:
“Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that.”
“Yeah, sometimes I’ll go a 10 day business trip with just a carry-on and all my coworkers are looking at me like,
‘Where’s all your stuff at?’ and I say,
‘It’s really tight but I fit it all in there.’”
Me:
“Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that.”
Anyone have the contact info for *those* Etsy witches? I’ll pay them double to protect Dolly.
October 8, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Anyone have the contact info for *those* Etsy witches? I’ll pay them double to protect Dolly.
Good morning to everyone except anyone who as ever wronged Britney Spears ever
September 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Good morning to everyone except anyone who as ever wronged Britney Spears ever
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Life on SSRIs be like
August 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Life on SSRIs be like
New shirt.
New moto.
New me. ✌🏼
New moto.
New me. ✌🏼
August 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
New shirt.
New moto.
New me. ✌🏼
New moto.
New me. ✌🏼
The current political climate is exhausting.
Does Claire’s still do lobotomies?
I’m getting real tired of all this, grandpa.
Does Claire’s still do lobotomies?
I’m getting real tired of all this, grandpa.
August 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The current political climate is exhausting.
Does Claire’s still do lobotomies?
I’m getting real tired of all this, grandpa.
Does Claire’s still do lobotomies?
I’m getting real tired of all this, grandpa.
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Happy Birthday @simeona94.bsky.social ❤️
August 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Happy Birthday @simeona94.bsky.social ❤️
I wore this to a Dore party in SF a couple weekends ago. I spotted a few people I’d met earlier that day at the street fair and went over to say hi. One of the guys hugged me, leaned in, and whispered, “It’s great to see you again… but my friend is DEATHLY afraid of rabbits. You HAVE to go.” 😅😂
August 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I wore this to a Dore party in SF a couple weekends ago. I spotted a few people I’d met earlier that day at the street fair and went over to say hi. One of the guys hugged me, leaned in, and whispered, “It’s great to see you again… but my friend is DEATHLY afraid of rabbits. You HAVE to go.” 😅😂
“Is she gonna jump from there?”
August 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
“Is she gonna jump from there?”
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you joy and happiness (if you want)!
August 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you joy and happiness (if you want)!
Alexa - Play “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette
![Screenshot of a disclaimer at the end of an application for an AI-based company. The disclaimer reads “At [redacted] we value transparency and integrity in our hiring process. Applicants must submit their own work without any AI-generated assistance…”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kya2pgw6xnqkspwiubrwd23h/bafkreifzmkz3n3qokca552ym76xh4bb7xvrkxdrbr7jpyglpgnjlbuoxhq@jpeg)
August 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Alexa - Play “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette