@shiv-who-burns.bsky.social what’s happened to you in the other place
You are MIA

The last King’s Speech was delivered by a man called Gavin

From my piece on the last King’s Speech(es)

A history of the King’s Speech

www.thetimes.co.uk/article/dc8f...

Amused how the King’s pronunciation of workforce sounds like wokeforce

Some bloke on Twitter has given me 24 hours to take down a Tweet or apologise, otherwise he’ll issue me with a writ tomorrow…
He’s taken legal advice he says - I’m not sure I think much of his solicitor, but I’m impressed that by 10am this morning he’d apparently been instructed & given an opinion

I’m not saying my boss has worked out who I am on Social Media but he has just given me a list of people to follow that I wasn’t following before

I know this is a silly thing;
The cleaner broke something today, I heard it smash, I heard her sweep
It up, and put the rubbish out
But I don’t know what it was
And she didn’t mention it

There was an incident before, she said she found a broken glass in boy’s room but he said it wasn’t broken

Riddle me this
You bellow to your children “breakfast is essential for you to learn” every single school day, and always they try and dodge it
Come half term, they are consuming multi courses feasts for breakfast.

If you’re up at 8.20am tomorrow, I’ll be on Times Radio with this week’s Your History.

I’ll be talking about a new British King and an old English cricketer, Julius Caesar and the Korean War. Not all at the same time obviously.

How to tell me you haven’t read the report, without telling me you haven’t read the report

“Please can you tell me where to find the…”

Look @shiv-who-burns.bsky.social I’ve captured, and am now going to eat a dinosaur

Boy child is supposed to fly to Dubai for some of half term
He’s due to travel alone
I now don’t want to let him go