real ass monkey
@sillyspaniard.bsky.social
only ape with a goldchain, fuck a blockchain
they fallin off the vine over and over and over again and im jus here stacking banana leaves.
July 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
they fallin off the vine over and over and over again and im jus here stacking banana leaves.
banging my chest and howling to the beat we making it out the jungle with this one
July 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
banging my chest and howling to the beat we making it out the jungle with this one
im chillin on the vines while others fall off the branches
July 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
im chillin on the vines while others fall off the branches
movin like george the way i keep em curious
March 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
movin like george the way i keep em curious
yellow fruits around the puddle i pick 7 8 or 9
February 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
yellow fruits around the puddle i pick 7 8 or 9
im one of the only apes that wipe in this fucking jungle
February 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
im one of the only apes that wipe in this fucking jungle
i have tricked a rock how to think. what now
February 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i have tricked a rock how to think. what now
the other chimps cut the fuckin internet cable. had 2 improvise to connect with the outside wlord. they mad im stackin yellow
February 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
the other chimps cut the fuckin internet cable. had 2 improvise to connect with the outside wlord. they mad im stackin yellow
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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
i had 3 mangos, and i ate one. now i only have too
December 13, 2024 at 6:49 PM
i had 3 mangos, and i ate one. now i only have too
my primate plug let me hit some of that monkey business. shit hit like a wildfire
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
my primate plug let me hit some of that monkey business. shit hit like a wildfire
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if you are a stupid ass reddit poster from fucking reddit me and my crazy friends will put you in a head lock
August 16, 2023 at 6:48 PM
if you are a stupid ass reddit poster from fucking reddit me and my crazy friends will put you in a head lock
i need to change.
spitting on my shit silly and rubbing the pole hard enough to start a fire
November 2, 2024 at 5:25 PM
i need to change.
spitting on my shit silly and rubbing the pole hard enough to start a fire
November 2, 2024 at 5:25 PM
spitting on my shit silly and rubbing the pole hard enough to start a fire
kelvin thinks hes some sort of fuckin tough guy lately
October 28, 2024 at 3:35 AM
kelvin thinks hes some sort of fuckin tough guy lately
yall finally fucking get it huh
October 18, 2024 at 1:51 AM
yall finally fucking get it huh
making moves (broke and swinging on the lowest branches)
October 18, 2024 at 1:08 AM
making moves (broke and swinging on the lowest branches)
on that Spaniard grindset
September 10, 2024 at 9:00 PM
on that Spaniard grindset
back on that blusky shit
December 23, 2023 at 2:45 AM
back on that blusky shit
made it off the island and drinking a really yummy banana smoothie
August 13, 2023 at 11:53 PM
made it off the island and drinking a really yummy banana smoothie
fighting off weird creeps in a dark cave
August 5, 2023 at 3:24 AM
fighting off weird creeps in a dark cave
my friend just drove off a cliff and vaporized some poor schmuck
July 31, 2023 at 3:32 AM
my friend just drove off a cliff and vaporized some poor schmuck
kelvin and I launched a brutal counter-offensive against the neighboring cannibals and were able to seize their goods and resources after a battle of attrition. afterwards we ate some blueberries and jumped around
July 29, 2023 at 6:09 PM
kelvin and I launched a brutal counter-offensive against the neighboring cannibals and were able to seize their goods and resources after a battle of attrition. afterwards we ate some blueberries and jumped around
white people dont say "epic" no more they say "peak"
July 29, 2023 at 2:23 AM
white people dont say "epic" no more they say "peak"