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sillylilbrain.bsky.social
sillylilbrain
@sillylilbrain.bsky.social
Iz girl. / 24 / trans+poly+bi / sadistic dom / former plural / 40% trauma, 30% estrogen, 20% weird, 10% CODE GOBLIN

I make card games :p

💖 @friedrich.bsky.social 💖
giving your girlfriend her injection but she's too tense so you grop her a little
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Booby dooby do-ah,
Booby dooby do-ah-

Booby dooby do-ah,
Booby dooby do-ah-

TIT-TIES
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Yaaaaay
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You may have voted no, but you had several Democrats vote yes on your instructions. You just didn't want your name put down because you knew the public would hate you even more.
America is in the midst of a Republican-made health care crisis—a crisis so severe, so urgent, and so devastating for American families that I cannot support a continuing resolution that fails to address it.

I am voting NO.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm not yearning. You're yearning.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
it seems like every time i check up on my height i get shorter. pretty soon i'm gonna have to start forcing girls to their knees
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
the most attractive thing about a man is his ability to make me a sandwich
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
this is what i've been using for exercise
November 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i guess i'm married now. didn't expect that today
November 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Housing Crash! Housing Crash! Housing Crash!
U.S. HOUSING MARKET RECORD IMBALANCE — HOME SELLERS NOW OUTNUMBER BUYERS BY OVER 500,000, THE LARGEST GAP EVER RECORDED.
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
i can't masturbate so when i get too horny i have to bite down on a stick. only thing i've found that calms me down. i feel like i've contracted some kind of puppy virus..
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Need a girl who will give me head while I doom scroll and then ask if she did a good job. (She absolutely did and will be hearing about it all day)
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This might just be an online thing, but the left needs to be more casual about their opinions. Not everything needs an explanation or a justification. Sometimes it's better to just be like "oh yeah, the welfare system is shit. we should just give some money out to everybody"
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Friendly reminder: It's only a crime if the jury says it is.
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Did she retire? OH GODS please tell me she retired!
Thank you, Speaker Pelosi, for everything.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
come here and let me hold you. im too tired to fuck, let's just lay down and cuddle a while..
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
will the crippling financial stress be enough to break me? will i finally find a partner who apologizes when i punch them in the stomach? find out next time.
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
i need a girlfriend i can cuddle with and not have to worry about where my hand decides to go
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
oh to be the woman stepping on their ties..
i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
So if I'm getting this right, the big last minute scandal for Mamdani is that his wife is smart and hot? Truly unbelievable.
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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My partner is a cuck lmao.
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The universe decided to pair up the type of ace who is only sexually interested in her partners (me) with the type of ace who is only interested in sex between other people (@friedrich.bsky.social) and it.. works? apparently? I am perpetually confused by this.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Everytime I get horny I get a follow from some random simi-professional account it's so funny.
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The one good thing about having a dick is when your balls get empty I can roll you over and fuck you.
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM