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signedmak.bsky.social
@signedmak.bsky.social
I am funny and I am hot. That is because of ✨trauma✨

NYC
I need a picture of Beyoncé’s shocked face this instant!! #grammys
February 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Doechii BEEN that girl!! #grammys
February 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
What if T is for Troy?? #grammys
February 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sabrina Carpenter is a STAR okay!! #grammys
February 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Them taking away Best Song performances at the Oscars after it gave me the phenomenal Just Ken performance last year, is exactly the vibe 2025 bring to the table
January 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I, too, deserve an Oscar for my performance of confident, extroverted, high functioning member of society
January 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Reposted
inconsistency should be rewarded with unavailability. no paragraphs, no yelling, no lashing out. i am literally starlight in human form. sweetheart me or bye.
January 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Trump going into office on Martin Luther King Day does not sit right in my soul
January 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is a Keke Palmer Stan account. #kekepalmer is thee cousin you stayed up all night with
Keke Palmer doing the “Defying Gravity” battle cry in new MTV video.
January 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
You tell them that they never bring you flowers and the respond with “you don’t get me any either”
guys are not cool anymore. what happened to COOL guys?
January 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It’s the way Blimpe had me in a chokehold! I miss it bad
January 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I want better for y’all but some of y’all need to shut the hell up 😭
January 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Been off of work so long I forgot today is Sunday and, honestly, that is how life should feel
December 29, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Even if you lack taste and don’t like Beyonce, NO ONE can say she is not THEE performer of our generation
December 26, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Manifesting
December 26, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I will never agree with what Sexxy Red’s marketing team allowed the shades for her lip line to be called. Off with their heads.
December 20, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Clark Kent in the new #superman trailer is unfortunately, top 3 of my type
December 20, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I refuse to have a conversation about romance to anyone who says Love & Basketball is their favorite film
December 19, 2024 at 12:40 PM
It’s giving Drake 2016 summer
It’s been well over a month freed from that man’s social platform this app still feels nostalgic of early Twitter and refreshing it will be a GOOD TIME on this app #BlackSky
a man wearing a red jacket and red pants is walking down a sidewalk
ALT: a man wearing a red jacket and red pants is walking down a sidewalk
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Let’s all collectively crash out
I do not have any coping mechanisms for the next four years. I am all tapped out.
December 19, 2024 at 10:15 AM
How is it over here? I had to let y’all marinate first.
December 17, 2024 at 12:18 AM