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Back off War-child, seriously.

🌭 No Gods 🌭 No Masters 🌭 No Kings 🌭

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I like Champa but AEW creative couldn’t have come up with anything better than ‘Psycho Killer’ ?
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Can I just watch lawn mower reviews Youtube or do I gotta crank my hog at the same time? RELAX.
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I gotta know, where are they finding all these “Twisted Tea fans” they keep surprising in the commercials?

There simply cannot be this many people this passionate about Twisted Tea.
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Delaware Toll Operations sent me a bill - two full pages, printed front and back, in color. All this for the $5.96 I owe for driving through the state.

I’d argue they spent more sending this to me than the actual toll itself.
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Another week of watching the NFL Network slobber all over the New England opponent and pick against #nepats

Feels good to be back.

Love a superbowl Sunday! And once again, Hello Haters.
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February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Happy new Joyce Manor record day to those who celebrate. They have yet to disappoint me. More bops on this release.

tidal.com/album/465288...
Joyce Manor - I Used To Go To This Bar
Listen to I Used To Go To This Bar on TIDAL
tidal.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Not a lot of dad groups on facebook, you know what there are a lot of?

Divorced Dads, Fathers Rights, "Fathers Rights Movement" groups.

(note: I don't care to join one, I was just looking because my wife is in some really helpful local mom groups and I was curious.)
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February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
My mom and I wore matching shirts today! #socute #twinning #fuckice
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Achievement unlocked:
February 3, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Chappell Roan showed b0bs, 6 more weeks of winter.
February 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Tim McGraw at the NHL Stadium Series is an all-timer for mailing it in.

Zero effort, sounds awful.

Tried to go in with an open mind, I’m not a pop country guy but… woof.

Somehow worse than the Black Eyed Peas in 2011. Incredible stuff.
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February 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Look me in the eyes… I’m the Modest Mouse now
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
There’s a page in this book dedicated to all of you, isn’t that sweet??
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 AM
HBD THE DUDE @dvewlsh.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:58 PM
If you’re not using your kid’s ‘Fisher-Price Enchanted Friends Learning Table’ as a beer stand after bedtime, are you really getting your money’s worth? 🍺
January 28, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Don't ever come at me talking about your "half" birthday... like ever.

That's not real, you get one day a year like everyone else (and one every four if it's a leap year birthday)

Get out.
January 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I have beat the snow/ice demons back to Niflheim, FOR NOW.
January 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I asked my daughter if she was going to help me shovel and she made a duck sound so… no 🐥
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Drake “Drake Maye” Maye, my long awaited Super Bowl appearance drought is finally over.

#nepats
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Romo needs to at least buy Stidham dinner first, dude is slobbering all over him.
January 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Seeing Space Force flags in the pregame National anthem segment still feels made up and silly.
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Happy AFC / NFC Championship day to all who celebrate!

May(e) the odds be forever in your team’s fortune, unless you’re playing my team.

#NEPats
January 25, 2026 at 5:53 PM
If I die in this Market Basket two days before a Nor’Easter please tell my wife and child I love them.
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Created my own prison (ran out of Diet Pepsi)
January 23, 2026 at 3:49 PM
One cool thing about being a parent that people don't talk about is that you can dress your one year old like Kurt Cobain, and no one can really stop you.
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 PM