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Sometimes I want to be the guy that gets a coconut dropped on his head in the cartoons.
January 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Sometimes I want to be the guy that gets a coconut dropped on his head in the cartoons.
Something is different. I think someone didn't floss today. Was it you? No, candy floss does not count.
January 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Something is different. I think someone didn't floss today. Was it you? No, candy floss does not count.
I need some fries with cheese please.
December 30, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I need some fries with cheese please.
This crimbo I got a nice pair of socks. I just don't know what to do with the feet in them. Any ideas?
December 27, 2024 at 7:07 PM
This crimbo I got a nice pair of socks. I just don't know what to do with the feet in them. Any ideas?
Life is like gas station food. It is either the best thing ever or you will end up fighting for your life in the bathroom for the next 24 hours.
December 20, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Life is like gas station food. It is either the best thing ever or you will end up fighting for your life in the bathroom for the next 24 hours.
Whenever I get the urge to scream I just think about the time that a whale decided to use boats as bath toys. Honestly a good time.
December 17, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Whenever I get the urge to scream I just think about the time that a whale decided to use boats as bath toys. Honestly a good time.
If anyone is wondering, rock bottom taste like burnt rubber and black licorice.
December 16, 2024 at 12:06 PM
If anyone is wondering, rock bottom taste like burnt rubber and black licorice.
I sneezed so hard I thought my feet were my kidneys and they spoke French.
December 16, 2024 at 11:59 AM
I sneezed so hard I thought my feet were my kidneys and they spoke French.
The cream corn whispers to me. For some reason it is Portuguese. Good for the cream corn!
December 14, 2024 at 12:29 PM
The cream corn whispers to me. For some reason it is Portuguese. Good for the cream corn!
It surprises me every time I open my kitchen cupboard and there is more cans of cream corn being generated by respawn mechanics. I think I am in trouble because the cream corn will not stop. It wants me to be one with the creamed corn.
December 14, 2024 at 12:28 PM
It surprises me every time I open my kitchen cupboard and there is more cans of cream corn being generated by respawn mechanics. I think I am in trouble because the cream corn will not stop. It wants me to be one with the creamed corn.
Just remember, Garden Gnomes do not explode. Unless the gnomes have started a siege towards us "flesh dwellers" if so RUN AWAY! THEY ARE MANY AND HAVE PICKAXES AND LITTLE MUSHY ROOMS! mmmm mushrooms, I love soup!
December 8, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Just remember, Garden Gnomes do not explode. Unless the gnomes have started a siege towards us "flesh dwellers" if so RUN AWAY! THEY ARE MANY AND HAVE PICKAXES AND LITTLE MUSHY ROOMS! mmmm mushrooms, I love soup!
I figured out that water is both a blessing and a way to remove those sticker goos that are on an fruit after you peel off the stickers from the supermarket. I ate three apples today,
December 8, 2024 at 5:48 AM
I figured out that water is both a blessing and a way to remove those sticker goos that are on an fruit after you peel off the stickers from the supermarket. I ate three apples today,
I am a man of my word, unfortunately my words are gross.
November 30, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I am a man of my word, unfortunately my words are gross.
Life if crazy sometimes. I went outside like normal but for some reason you are not allowed to lick trees anymore? IT'S MY TREE! Who cares if its poisonous I can lick what ever tree I want in my yard.
November 30, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Life if crazy sometimes. I went outside like normal but for some reason you are not allowed to lick trees anymore? IT'S MY TREE! Who cares if its poisonous I can lick what ever tree I want in my yard.
Got bored the other day and so I decided to adopt a pet spider.
November 26, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Got bored the other day and so I decided to adopt a pet spider.
Smelling is strange. Having floating parts of an apple pie tickle my nose in just the right way so I know what it is makes me feel strange. The only problem I have is where is the apple pie at since I live alone in the middle of the woods.
November 25, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Smelling is strange. Having floating parts of an apple pie tickle my nose in just the right way so I know what it is makes me feel strange. The only problem I have is where is the apple pie at since I live alone in the middle of the woods.
I need to stop walking into bars. My head really hurts.
November 22, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I need to stop walking into bars. My head really hurts.
Trees are strange. these giant titans that just sit there and breathe and we decided to make homes from their flesh.
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Trees are strange. these giant titans that just sit there and breathe and we decided to make homes from their flesh.
One thing I have learned is that no matter how smart you get life finds a way to make you remember you can not cook pizza rolls in the dryer.
November 18, 2024 at 11:00 AM
One thing I have learned is that no matter how smart you get life finds a way to make you remember you can not cook pizza rolls in the dryer.
First post. Enjoy my favorite image.
November 16, 2024 at 9:08 PM
First post. Enjoy my favorite image.