Wow, they brought little signs! I’m so happy they’re fighting so hard for our democracy!

We’re all chimps in a cage, man. Screaming over each other for another shot at that sickly sweet dopamine drip. Please like my post, daddy needs another hit bad.

My dog threw up this morning but was kind enough to turn around and do so in the crate when asked. That’s love.

My cat’s definition of friendship is to wake me up by sending his skull crashing into mine.

If you elect me president I will guarantee Medicare for all, secure elections, effective social services through fair taxation of the rich, and returning shopping carts to the corral will be enforced by armed aircraft.

Persist through spite.

Thinking about how good fungi have it

Thinking about the good old days when you could scream WASSUP and get another one back from a total stranger.

This is a reminder to the single digit number of people who read this that you should shun and avoid those who revel in schadenfreude. Deny them their captive audience and they’ll self-destruct one way or another.

It’s so cold. I think I’ll join the dog on the floor in front of the heat vent. Just crawl around like a chilly little slug man.