Sia Saurus
@siasaurus.bsky.social
Professional Tavern Wench. Dino Enthusiast.
She/They 🏳️🌈
She/They 🏳️🌈
Went to the hair dresser to get my breakage sorted and my self cut bangs fixed and she made me look like a princess 😍 the swoosh?!
January 22, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Went to the hair dresser to get my breakage sorted and my self cut bangs fixed and she made me look like a princess 😍 the swoosh?!
Wenn meine Ohrwürmer mal bitte aufhören könnten, zwischen "Golden" "We are Charlie Kirk" und "Scatman" zu springen, wäre das großartig, Dankeschön!
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Wenn meine Ohrwürmer mal bitte aufhören könnten, zwischen "Golden" "We are Charlie Kirk" und "Scatman" zu springen, wäre das großartig, Dankeschön!
Send a long message (work related) that was overdue a couple of days and I'm really proud of myself. I needed to take some accountability and smooth shit out but I did it. Yey me!
January 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Send a long message (work related) that was overdue a couple of days and I'm really proud of myself. I needed to take some accountability and smooth shit out but I did it. Yey me!
Ich hab vor 3 Tagen ein beschissenes Reel gesehen, dass mich momentan am laufen hält. Es ist so fucking kitschig. Aber vielleicht ist es das was ich gerade brauche. Embrace the kitsch.
January 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Ich hab vor 3 Tagen ein beschissenes Reel gesehen, dass mich momentan am laufen hält. Es ist so fucking kitschig. Aber vielleicht ist es das was ich gerade brauche. Embrace the kitsch.
Our bar cat is the most beautiful guest. And she knows.
January 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Our bar cat is the most beautiful guest. And she knows.
So there is this one drink named Charlie Chaplin. And me. And a label maker. And too much time.
January 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
So there is this one drink named Charlie Chaplin. And me. And a label maker. And too much time.
Haben Sie schon geöffnet?!
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Haben Sie schon geöffnet?!
My niece asked me to draw a dinosaur. I think I delivered.
December 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My niece asked me to draw a dinosaur. I think I delivered.
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important news for those of us with the big badonkadonks
December 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
important news for those of us with the big badonkadonks
Da ziehen Leute über einen Innenhof mit 4 Gastronomien. Wundern sich dass ab 22:00 nicht Totenstille ist. Rufen nicht uns an, sondern direkt die Cops vorbei geschickt. Das wird noch lustig
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Da ziehen Leute über einen Innenhof mit 4 Gastronomien. Wundern sich dass ab 22:00 nicht Totenstille ist. Rufen nicht uns an, sondern direkt die Cops vorbei geschickt. Das wird noch lustig
It's better than sitting home alone
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It's better than sitting home alone
Und dann sagte ich "2025 fast geschafft, viel beschissener kanns nicht werden"
Und 2025 war so: hold my earrings
Und 2025 war so: hold my earrings
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Und dann sagte ich "2025 fast geschafft, viel beschissener kanns nicht werden"
Und 2025 war so: hold my earrings
Und 2025 war so: hold my earrings
Having to drop 400€ on a new phone because mine smashed wasn't on my December list 🙃
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Having to drop 400€ on a new phone because mine smashed wasn't on my December list 🙃
Biggest bar achievement so far. My creation being mentioned at the New York Times
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Biggest bar achievement so far. My creation being mentioned at the New York Times
My bar just got mentioned at the New York times?!
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My bar just got mentioned at the New York times?!
Fucking love being the bitch that knows what phase the moon is in. If there is one thing bringing only SLIGHT structure in my life then that's a good thing in my book. Also I love the aesthetic.
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fucking love being the bitch that knows what phase the moon is in. If there is one thing bringing only SLIGHT structure in my life then that's a good thing in my book. Also I love the aesthetic.
Consuming media alone is a weird side effect of being single. Like for years watching something together and discussing it was routine. Now I actively need to reach out to friends "hey, wanna watch Mighty Nine at my place?"
Haven't found anyone for Strange New Worlds yet...
Haven't found anyone for Strange New Worlds yet...
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Consuming media alone is a weird side effect of being single. Like for years watching something together and discussing it was routine. Now I actively need to reach out to friends "hey, wanna watch Mighty Nine at my place?"
Haven't found anyone for Strange New Worlds yet...
Haven't found anyone for Strange New Worlds yet...
It is my first real day off in 2 weeks. And they decide to renovate the cellar underneath me. It feels like they are drilling next to me sleeping on the sofa. At fucking 8 am. I'm done. So done.
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
It is my first real day off in 2 weeks. And they decide to renovate the cellar underneath me. It feels like they are drilling next to me sleeping on the sofa. At fucking 8 am. I'm done. So done.
Ich brauche Milch in kleineren Verpackungen. Ich brauche keinen Liter. Ich brauche maximal 250ml bevor die anfängt zu gammeln. Und die kleine Menge ist dann so ein fancy shit der teurer ist als der Liter. Ugh.
First world problems.
First world problems.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ich brauche Milch in kleineren Verpackungen. Ich brauche keinen Liter. Ich brauche maximal 250ml bevor die anfängt zu gammeln. Und die kleine Menge ist dann so ein fancy shit der teurer ist als der Liter. Ugh.
First world problems.
First world problems.
There is no words that can accurately express how much I hate the term "neuro-spicy"
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
There is no words that can accurately express how much I hate the term "neuro-spicy"
Mercury really be in retrograde
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Mercury really be in retrograde
Currently not speaking to my dad because I knew he'd be a racist pos about the company I keep. It's hard, especially right before Christmas
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Currently not speaking to my dad because I knew he'd be a racist pos about the company I keep. It's hard, especially right before Christmas
Stahl-Tür, die beim abschließen aus dem Scharnier fällt, inklusive Platzwunde (nicht bei mir) und eine tränenreiche Taxifahrt später, bin ich um halb vier jetzt auch endlich daheim
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Stahl-Tür, die beim abschließen aus dem Scharnier fällt, inklusive Platzwunde (nicht bei mir) und eine tränenreiche Taxifahrt später, bin ich um halb vier jetzt auch endlich daheim
Me and my team looking like we're about to drop the hottest NuMetal album
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Me and my team looking like we're about to drop the hottest NuMetal album