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⚡️SIÂN DOCKSEY⚡️
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⚡️Pole dancing comedian & writer
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ok I need a new hobby that isn’t just saving videos of fish that remind me of Lana Del Rey.
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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For non-UK people: Wes Streeting has taken more donations from private healthcare investors than any other British MP. He also happens to be the Health Secretary. This is regarded as Completely Fine.
Labour MPs say Wes Streeting's stock has risen within the party after extraordinary No 10 briefings against him on Tuesday night

"They've managed to create a situation where Wes is the victim/the adult in the room"

report @siennarodgers.bsky.social and @adampayne26.bsky.social
Labour MPs Say No 10 Briefing Has Increased Wes Streeting’s Chances Of Becoming PM
Labour MPs have told PoliticsHome that Wes Streeting’s stock has increased among members of the Parliamentary Labour Party, particularly its soft l...
www.politicshome.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
this is Lana Del Marketing.
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Greens - Lower bills through nationalising our public services, wealth tax on assets and huge increase in investment in our public services.

Labour - ID Cards, random statements about flags and Austerity 2.0.

But apparently the Green Party are the "vibes era?"

Make it make sense!
Politics is in a vibes era. Nigel Farage and Zack Polanski are proof of that. But maybe Keir Starmer can take positivity from Ruben Amorim.
What Keir Starmer can learn from Ruben Amorim
www.bigissue.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
🧑‍🎄 trans secret Santa are a lush org to donate to if you’re frustrated & furious about the state of trans rights in the U.K. & wanna spread festive joy 💛🏳️‍⚧️🎄

💌 Xmas cards www.zeffy.com/en-GB/ticket...

🎁 Donate directly www.zeffy.com/en-GB/donati...
Trans Secret Santa UK- Holiday Cards
Trans Secret Santa UK is a community project by Trans+ Solidarity Alliance. In the past two years we have sent out over 1000 gifts to trans+ young people around the UK which is made possible by genero...
www.zeffy.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Spare a thought for every pumpkin going back to the day job today.
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
happy halloween from David Harbour’s publicist 💀 #halloween
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Every one of Michael’s shows warms my heart, go go go
Coming to Leicester Comedy Festival 2026
The premiere of my new show about heroism and freedom:
WILLIAM TELL VERSUS THE ALGORITHM
Duffy’s Bar 1.20pm Sunday 22 February
as part of the Weirdos Weekender.

events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/micha...
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 AM
If Charli XCX gave us brat summer Lily Allen has truly given us brat divorce.
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Ugh it’s so bleak seeing kids under 10 on the tube with HP wands, Gryffindor scarves, all the swag and seeing how much joy this fictional world gives them & wondering at what point it’ll have to be explained to them that the creator used all this power to become a raging transphobe wtf
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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NEW: The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print.

If you want to understand how truly ignorant and absent the British media is on Russian interference, read on.

A Kremlin spy scandal, a trove of bikini shots....and still nothing but tumbleweed.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print
Want to understand how deeply weird the British press is on the subject of Russian interference? I have a bikini shot to show you...
open.substack.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Met a meme in real life today, shorter in person than you’d expect but still quite starstruck ngl
October 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
New Lily Allen album is wall to wall angst bangers AND IT SLAPS 🔥🔥🔥
October 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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This is how you blurb
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Ooh this Green Party stuff is fun isn’t it.
October 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I dunnit 🌱 honestly I’ve really struggled to shift my perception of the Greens as knit-your-own-cabbages type hippie ppl but now they’re talking really solid, clear economic strategy & their comms are 🔥
October 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
my therapist took one look at my T shirt and went “oh dear” and it felt good to be Known #lanaforever ❤️‍🩹
October 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
🌝 Got a great story brewing or a book / script / newsletter or solo show project that needs to find its way into the world? My Sunday writers’ meetings on Patreon get quality writing time locked into your diary with a supportive community ✨ hop on here! www.patreon.com/siandocksey
October 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
📻 Tonight 6.30pm on BBC Radio Wales! Comedy 🔥sizzle🔥 of this week’s news with a Welsh twist, loved writing on this show & would love you to listen: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
September 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
nuns vs cops is gooooo 🔥🇵🇸❤️ www.womanalive.co.uk/i-have-been-...
September 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
been traveling a lot for work but thankfully for my pole practice I am an innovator in the field of public nuisances.
September 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
need a crew to help bring your book, script, solo show or blog to life? My Patreon writers’ meetings run every Sunday from 10am-12.30pm, bring your thing & get scribbling with a supportive community ✨ patreon.com/siandocksey
September 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
You ain’t really lived in London if you’ve never compared which celebrity faces your black mold looks like in the group chat imho
September 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
When’s the last time you had to take a long hard look at yourself? My friend told me “my divorced brother left his job to move to Cornwall and spend a year training to be a Bard you guys would get on so well” and I had to rethink a lot of things actually.
September 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM