shyphone 5 Pro Maxx
@shyshh.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️Proud to Represent the 37th Congressional District of Puppygirl🏳️⚧️
it warms the cuckholds of my heart
February 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
it warms the cuckholds of my heart
me omw to the front door to get the burger I had too much anxiety to go and pick up myself
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
me omw to the front door to get the burger I had too much anxiety to go and pick up myself
im watching dbz with a girl and she wants to get fucky every other episode, but low-key im getting invested like baby you don't get it, each saibaman is just as strong as Raditz
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
im watching dbz with a girl and she wants to get fucky every other episode, but low-key im getting invested like baby you don't get it, each saibaman is just as strong as Raditz
I want to play a different game, body please. ur winning, stop keeping score
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I want to play a different game, body please. ur winning, stop keeping score
*DEET DEET DOODLY-DEET-DOOT*
start exercising yo second amendment right, twin
start exercising yo second amendment right, twin
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
*DEET DEET DOODLY-DEET-DOOT*
start exercising yo second amendment right, twin
start exercising yo second amendment right, twin
Did you see that ludacris display last night?
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Did you see that ludacris display last night?
I be getting head while watching dragon ball z yelling shit like "Makakkōsappō!" 🥴
January 12, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I be getting head while watching dragon ball z yelling shit like "Makakkōsappō!" 🥴
A dating app but it's just me begging to be domesticated by a rich zaddy
January 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
A dating app but it's just me begging to be domesticated by a rich zaddy
Archaeologists when they dig up my remains in 1000 years: "damn skeleton ur so thicc haha what are ur pronouns?"
January 11, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Archaeologists when they dig up my remains in 1000 years: "damn skeleton ur so thicc haha what are ur pronouns?"
You can demonize us all you want, but whether you send me to prison or hell I will still have a cute cock and tiddies
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 AM
You can demonize us all you want, but whether you send me to prison or hell I will still have a cute cock and tiddies
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chugging non-alcoholic beer trying to get drunk off the placebo effect
July 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
chugging non-alcoholic beer trying to get drunk off the placebo effect
a dating app for chess sluts called Forkr
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
a dating app for chess sluts called Forkr
#locktober is such a psyop, HOW DO U EXPECT ME TO FUCK THE PUMPKIN
October 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
#locktober is such a psyop, HOW DO U EXPECT ME TO FUCK THE PUMPKIN
The most relatable part of The Matrix is when neo is told he has no spoons and then he accidentally breaks something
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The most relatable part of The Matrix is when neo is told he has no spoons and then he accidentally breaks something
Y'aLl aRe ToO sEnSiTiVe
*bulldozes ur crosswalk*
*bulldozes ur crosswalk*
October 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Y'aLl aRe ToO sEnSiTiVe
*bulldozes ur crosswalk*
*bulldozes ur crosswalk*
John Charleston be like
🎵"Almost heaven,
Colorado,"🎵
🎵"Almost heaven,
Colorado,"🎵
August 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
John Charleston be like
🎵"Almost heaven,
Colorado,"🎵
🎵"Almost heaven,
Colorado,"🎵
Hello friend I only ever contact when I need money. You're never going to believe this,
August 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hello friend I only ever contact when I need money. You're never going to believe this,
Real world villains are all p3dos and grifters, we need someone like Electro or Doc Ock. Somebody rob a bank with a set of metal tentacles PLEASE.
August 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Real world villains are all p3dos and grifters, we need someone like Electro or Doc Ock. Somebody rob a bank with a set of metal tentacles PLEASE.
chugging non-alcoholic beer trying to get drunk off the placebo effect
July 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
chugging non-alcoholic beer trying to get drunk off the placebo effect
When shinigami eyes paints someone you know irl red
January 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
When shinigami eyes paints someone you know irl red
To date me you must defeat my eight evil ex-insurance provider CEOs
December 8, 2024 at 4:35 PM
To date me you must defeat my eight evil ex-insurance provider CEOs
Girl who gives 👉👉finger guns mid coitus
November 21, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Girl who gives 👉👉finger guns mid coitus