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Whatever u ask the Universe for under this post, u will get by September 29.
September 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Whatever u ask the Universe for under this post, u will get by September 29.
America will never be the same.
September 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM
America will never be the same.
life tip : if nothing goes right go to sleep
August 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
life tip : if nothing goes right go to sleep
adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class
August 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class
once i feel unheard‚ i just stop speaking.
August 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
once i feel unheard‚ i just stop speaking.
Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.
August 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.
cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080р
August 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080р
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
August 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
That's it. That's the post.
That's it. That's the post.
Take a shower before World War 3 starts. You don’t want to die crusty.
June 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Take a shower before World War 3 starts. You don’t want to die crusty.
Condom companies are the only businesses that actively stop the birth of their future customers.
June 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Condom companies are the only businesses that actively stop the birth of their future customers.
is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i’m mid-argument with my wife and need a Shakespeare level apology fast.
June 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i’m mid-argument with my wife and need a Shakespeare level apology fast.
There is no greater moment of empathy and understanding as a man seeing another man get hit in the balls.
May 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
There is no greater moment of empathy and understanding as a man seeing another man get hit in the balls.
Why do balls have that stitch line in the middle
May 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Why do balls have that stitch line in the middle
Remaining single for at least a year after a serious break up can help you transition easier into a new relationship.
April 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Remaining single for at least a year after a serious break up can help you transition easier into a new relationship.
When you have a human biology exam, your brain knows all the answers but it doesn't tell you any.
April 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
When you have a human biology exam, your brain knows all the answers but it doesn't tell you any.
Getting very drunk is way more fun than being very drunk.
March 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Getting very drunk is way more fun than being very drunk.
Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many other mistakes to explore!
March 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many other mistakes to explore!
Sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.
February 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.
A baby's first cry after birth is the human brain’s startup sound.
February 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A baby's first cry after birth is the human brain’s startup sound.
Too many people confuse sex with love.
February 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Too many people confuse sex with love.
You can drink a drink, but cant food a food.
February 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
You can drink a drink, but cant food a food.