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Manda Skeptically
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Skeptic, Asshole, Mental Health Advocate and Stevie Nicks fangirl.

#StillNotACannibal
#IMissTonyBourdain
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The day he dies will be the day I raise the American flag again.

High and proper.
I made a MAGA cry today!
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Oopsies.
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Melissa Hortman was murdered by a radical Christian terrorist.

Multiple Dems are being assaulted and arrested by a fascist out-of-control government.

Ordinary citizens are being deported without reason.

And our president is a child-rapist.

Trump voters are wicked and evil.
June 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m gonna burn a Bible and an American flag for every time a trans person that kills themselves.

Maybe conservatives will care then.

#TransRightsAreHumanRights
May 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Is it just me, or has Canada been looking SUPER sexy lately?
April 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Jesus Christ they love slinging Trump on that goddamn cross.

Even on Easter…
April 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
“Don’t worry about it, let god handle the pedophiles.”

- Christians, when it’s one of their own.
April 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Go on…..
Unless of course we make a sizable donation to the Church of the Holy Manda 😂
March 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Guys, I discovered the cure for Cancer.

It’s amazing but I’m gonna keep it a secret and make it hard to find.

Obviously I can’t just GIVE it to cancer patients, they have to SINCERELY want it and look for it themselves.

It’ll feel better that way.

#GodLogic
#Atheism
March 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I made this bingo card for listening to apologists try to defend their “god”.

What am I missing.
March 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“There goes another radical leftist complaining about genocide again. I thought they we’re supposed to be all tolerant.”

-Conservatives
March 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It’s only a matter of time until a different Republican child-rapist takes his place.
March 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Conservatives are fucking PSYCHOTIC.
March 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I decided I have to explode everybody’s heads.

Im sorry, that’s just the way I made things.

But, out of love, just for you guys, I’ll explode my children’s heads instead and as long as you worship me, YOUR head won’t explode.

That’s called mercy.

#ChristianLogic
March 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This is from the people saying teaching kids about gender is “indoctrination”.

Fucking demented and abusive.
March 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Judging by the caliber of his representatives, I’m starting to low-key wonder if Jesus was a child-rapist.
March 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We NEED to randomly check the hard drive of every SINGLE church leader and Trump appointee.

Can you imagine?
March 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If only Conservatives and Christians would care as much about pedophilia as they do about who’s peeing next to them.

Seems the only child-rapists they’re concerned with are the ones they make up.
March 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If you think ANYONE is deserving of eternal torture, there is nothing loving about you.

If you think EVERYONE is deserving of eternal torture, you’re a fucking Christian.
March 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When you go to take the last Excedrin and THIS little fucker comes out…
March 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Say what you will about him, but you can’t blame Andrew Tate for expecting Florida to go easy on him.

They’ve embraced Matt Gaetz and elected Donald Trump.

It’s not about helping children, it never has been, it’s about theater and optics.
March 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The day he dies will be the day I raise the American flag again.

High and proper.
March 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Conservatives are gonna praise Trump when he inevitably has to roll back the tariffs HE imposed on Canada.

They’ll call it generosity.

Just watch.
March 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Reposted by Manda Skeptically
Every time a career lawyer is pushed out, you can assume they were told to do something illegal.
BREAKING — FEMA Acting Chief Counsel Joshua Stanton has been put on administrative leave & walked out of the building after being given the role *just last week*, an agency source tells me.

Previous chief counsel Adrian Sevier had been with FEMA since 2000 and was office's longest-serving chief.
March 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There’s no better representative of the Christian god than Trump.

He’s narcissistic, pedophilic, predatory, genocidal and needlessly-theatric.

I’ll pass on both.

#StateOfTheUnion
#StateOfDelusion
March 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM