Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
@shujyman.bsky.social
The Slackadaiscal Writer Beast of Heartlandia! They/Them - Too Big For Singular Pronouns and Genders
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My resolve to take it easy at the library today crumbled after a single cup of coffee and I have already put together a massive new book order, scheduled out a field trip day, tackled a ton of correspondence and still have the Global Reading Challenge Elimination Round to supervise in an hour
FUCK
FUCK
I think this might have rewired my brain
February 17, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I think this might have rewired my brain
IF YOU HAVE A SWORD
FORGE ONWARD
FORGE ONWARD
February 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
IF YOU HAVE A SWORD
FORGE ONWARD
FORGE ONWARD
In spite of my fascination with bad games I still haven't gotten around to playing a single David Cage title yet and I'm wondering if I should eventually try giving Omikron a whirl and truly plumbing the depths of its sheer awfulness
February 16, 2026 at 4:28 AM
In spite of my fascination with bad games I still haven't gotten around to playing a single David Cage title yet and I'm wondering if I should eventually try giving Omikron a whirl and truly plumbing the depths of its sheer awfulness
I don't know why I have such a deep and abiding affection for this of all the fucking fights in the game but it really is near and dear to my Big Pig Heart as a truly legendary confrontation
February 16, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I don't know why I have such a deep and abiding affection for this of all the fucking fights in the game but it really is near and dear to my Big Pig Heart as a truly legendary confrontation
What if the dogs on Bluey actually have little pet humans they keep on leashes and we just don't see any because people in Australia don't have many pets
February 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
What if the dogs on Bluey actually have little pet humans they keep on leashes and we just don't see any because people in Australia don't have many pets
True Gamers realize that the real Valentine's Day is on February 15th when all the heart chocolates are half off and you can really pig out on the stuff
February 16, 2026 at 12:25 AM
True Gamers realize that the real Valentine's Day is on February 15th when all the heart chocolates are half off and you can really pig out on the stuff
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Fuck it WE WIGGING!!
FUCKING LOOK AT ME, DUDE!!
I LOOK HOT AS HELL AAAARGH!! 🤣💞
FUCKING LOOK AT ME, DUDE!!
I LOOK HOT AS HELL AAAARGH!! 🤣💞
February 15, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Fuck it WE WIGGING!!
FUCKING LOOK AT ME, DUDE!!
I LOOK HOT AS HELL AAAARGH!! 🤣💞
FUCKING LOOK AT ME, DUDE!!
I LOOK HOT AS HELL AAAARGH!! 🤣💞
I'm still plowing through Remedy's catalog and the answer is probably yes but I gotta ask if Alan Wake II has a soul-shredding musical segment that matches or even exceeds 'Children of the Elder God' or 'Take Control' because fucking hell do those bits go hard
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I'm still plowing through Remedy's catalog and the answer is probably yes but I gotta ask if Alan Wake II has a soul-shredding musical segment that matches or even exceeds 'Children of the Elder God' or 'Take Control' because fucking hell do those bits go hard
One day I'm gonna dig my PSVR headset out of storage and actually give the Final Fantasy Fishing spinoff game an earnest shot
February 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
One day I'm gonna dig my PSVR headset out of storage and actually give the Final Fantasy Fishing spinoff game an earnest shot
THEY HAD ME CHUCKING AROUND BOXES AT WORK YESTERDAY AND NOW MY BODY IS A VORTEX OF ACHE AND FATIGUE
FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK THIS SHIT
February 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
THEY HAD ME CHUCKING AROUND BOXES AT WORK YESTERDAY AND NOW MY BODY IS A VORTEX OF ACHE AND FATIGUE
FUCK THIS SHIT
FUCK THIS SHIT
MY WIFE SHOWED ME FROM DUSK TILL DAWN FOR VALENTINE’S DAY
THAT SHIT WAS WILD
THAT SHIT WAS WILD
February 15, 2026 at 9:34 AM
MY WIFE SHOWED ME FROM DUSK TILL DAWN FOR VALENTINE’S DAY
THAT SHIT WAS WILD
THAT SHIT WAS WILD
AM I?!
repost if ur an obvious homosexual
February 15, 2026 at 6:56 AM
AM I?!
THE MENACE HIMSELF
Here's a delightful commission I got from Lambstooth over on Tumblr (lambstooth.tumblr.com)! She is the absolute MASTER of horrible teeth and big meaty necks. I am so in love. #furryart
February 15, 2026 at 6:49 AM
THE MENACE HIMSELF
THE PATIENT HEARTS
February 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
THE PATIENT HEARTS
I HAVE VALENTINED MY WIFE WITH COZY SENTIMENTAL SHOES AND DELICIOUS SPICY GOOEY CANDY
SHE HAS TREATED ME TO CANDY
BUT ALSO TO SUPPLIES FOR DYEING MY HAIR AND MY NAILS
ON THE MORROW
I SHALL BE A SWINE BEGLAMOURED
SHE HAS TREATED ME TO CANDY
BUT ALSO TO SUPPLIES FOR DYEING MY HAIR AND MY NAILS
ON THE MORROW
I SHALL BE A SWINE BEGLAMOURED
February 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I HAVE VALENTINED MY WIFE WITH COZY SENTIMENTAL SHOES AND DELICIOUS SPICY GOOEY CANDY
SHE HAS TREATED ME TO CANDY
BUT ALSO TO SUPPLIES FOR DYEING MY HAIR AND MY NAILS
ON THE MORROW
I SHALL BE A SWINE BEGLAMOURED
SHE HAS TREATED ME TO CANDY
BUT ALSO TO SUPPLIES FOR DYEING MY HAIR AND MY NAILS
ON THE MORROW
I SHALL BE A SWINE BEGLAMOURED
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My mother passed away this week after a long battle with cancer.
I flip-flop between crying & working to be distracted...
I hate this. I can't share the go-fund-me since I don't want to doxx my family.
If anyone wants to contribute to the medical and funeral costs:
ko-fi.com/fanimalcreat...
I flip-flop between crying & working to be distracted...
I hate this. I can't share the go-fund-me since I don't want to doxx my family.
If anyone wants to contribute to the medical and funeral costs:
ko-fi.com/fanimalcreat...
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
My mother passed away this week after a long battle with cancer.
I flip-flop between crying & working to be distracted...
I hate this. I can't share the go-fund-me since I don't want to doxx my family.
If anyone wants to contribute to the medical and funeral costs:
ko-fi.com/fanimalcreat...
I flip-flop between crying & working to be distracted...
I hate this. I can't share the go-fund-me since I don't want to doxx my family.
If anyone wants to contribute to the medical and funeral costs:
ko-fi.com/fanimalcreat...
Reposted by Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
Messing around with my over hang
(Belly irl)
(Belly irl)
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Messing around with my over hang
(Belly irl)
(Belly irl)
PIGGU
February 14, 2026 at 6:04 AM
PIGGU
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN A SUAVE AND SOPHISTICATED ENCOURAGER
I WANT ONE BURNING WITH MAD PASSION AND DESIRE
ONE WITH UTTERLY UNCOMPROMISING VISION AND UNMATCHED PANACHE
GIVE ME EDNA ALAMODE
I WANT ONE BURNING WITH MAD PASSION AND DESIRE
ONE WITH UTTERLY UNCOMPROMISING VISION AND UNMATCHED PANACHE
GIVE ME EDNA ALAMODE
a cartoon character wearing goggles and a red tie is smiling
ALT: a cartoon character wearing goggles and a red tie is smiling
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February 14, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN A SUAVE AND SOPHISTICATED ENCOURAGER
I WANT ONE BURNING WITH MAD PASSION AND DESIRE
ONE WITH UTTERLY UNCOMPROMISING VISION AND UNMATCHED PANACHE
GIVE ME EDNA ALAMODE
I WANT ONE BURNING WITH MAD PASSION AND DESIRE
ONE WITH UTTERLY UNCOMPROMISING VISION AND UNMATCHED PANACHE
GIVE ME EDNA ALAMODE
THERE SHOULD BE A HIGHLY EXCLUSIVE CLUB FOR FAT FOLKS CALLED “THE THICK OF IT” THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO GET INTO
February 14, 2026 at 4:50 AM
THERE SHOULD BE A HIGHLY EXCLUSIVE CLUB FOR FAT FOLKS CALLED “THE THICK OF IT” THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO GET INTO
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Coming in strong for the weekend! (And could probably use a trim lol)
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Coming in strong for the weekend! (And could probably use a trim lol)
I think I really wanna give Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light a shot after I wrap up the Octopath series since I seem to be on a sustained Team Asano kick but I don't wanna dig my old 3DS out... they should really just do a quick-and-dirty port of it to modern systems and call it Bravely Zero.
February 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I think I really wanna give Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light a shot after I wrap up the Octopath series since I seem to be on a sustained Team Asano kick but I don't wanna dig my old 3DS out... they should really just do a quick-and-dirty port of it to modern systems and call it Bravely Zero.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A NEW CASTLEVANIA TODAY?!
February 13, 2026 at 7:23 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A NEW CASTLEVANIA TODAY?!
I HOPE THE MICROWAVE CORRIDOR SUCKS TWICE AS MUCH ASS TO GET THROUGH AND I AM BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS
February 13, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I HOPE THE MICROWAVE CORRIDOR SUCKS TWICE AS MUCH ASS TO GET THROUGH AND I AM BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS
It’s probably only going to be subtext but I feel a gay between the priest and the knight in Octopath II
February 13, 2026 at 4:34 AM
It’s probably only going to be subtext but I feel a gay between the priest and the knight in Octopath II