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It is a German conceit, that the vertebræ are absolutely undeveloped skulls.
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It is a German conceit, that the vertebræ are absolutely undeveloped skulls.
The label on the bottle of air freshening spray reads, “Geruchsbekämpfend ohne feuchten Niederschlag,” which translates to, “Fights odor without moist precipitation.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The label on the bottle of air freshening spray reads, “Geruchsbekämpfend ohne feuchten Niederschlag,” which translates to, “Fights odor without moist precipitation.”
One of my favorite contemporary ironies is people who have posted both videos of themselves doing what might be thought of as private things _and_ Truman Show memes.
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
One of my favorite contemporary ironies is people who have posted both videos of themselves doing what might be thought of as private things _and_ Truman Show memes.
If “antipode” derives from the Greek for “other foot,” then _antepode_ would mean to put your best foot forward.
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If “antipode” derives from the Greek for “other foot,” then _antepode_ would mean to put your best foot forward.
“The most valuable thing to me in terms of my mental health is to read a poem or see an painting or listen to music which speaks to me, which breaks me open for a moment, and where I feel an experience honestly and delicately portrayed.” -Charlie Kaufman
September 12, 2025 at 8:36 AM
“The most valuable thing to me in terms of my mental health is to read a poem or see an painting or listen to music which speaks to me, which breaks me open for a moment, and where I feel an experience honestly and delicately portrayed.” -Charlie Kaufman
unique eunuch unicorn
September 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
unique eunuch unicorn
During the game, my role was redefined from goalie to goal.
July 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
During the game, my role was redefined from goalie to goal.
Girlfriend? Lover? Partner? Main squeeze? Bae? No. Smoochacha.
June 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Girlfriend? Lover? Partner? Main squeeze? Bae? No. Smoochacha.
I made a joke. I think my colleague wanted to say, “I did not see that coming!” Instead they said, “I was not prepared!”
June 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I made a joke. I think my colleague wanted to say, “I did not see that coming!” Instead they said, “I was not prepared!”
My colleague just said (in German): “Oh my god, this is like milking mice!”
May 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My colleague just said (in German): “Oh my god, this is like milking mice!”
My colleague is in the lab running a ripple test on the wobbler.
May 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
My colleague is in the lab running a ripple test on the wobbler.
My colleague has described herself (in English) as the “prototype potato.”
May 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
My colleague has described herself (in English) as the “prototype potato.”
My colleague has described herself (in German) as “proud as wool.”
May 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My colleague has described herself (in German) as “proud as wool.”
Eco-minded Germans are dead set against clothing dryers until you hand them a soft, warm bath towel.
April 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Eco-minded Germans are dead set against clothing dryers until you hand them a soft, warm bath towel.
I’ve been teaching this same class for nearly 10 years now; why am I always so nervous before the first one of the semester?
April 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’ve been teaching this same class for nearly 10 years now; why am I always so nervous before the first one of the semester?
I want this to mean what it seems like it means.
March 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I want this to mean what it seems like it means.
I have, now, at the age of 51, lived through 3 mustache revivals.
March 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I have, now, at the age of 51, lived through 3 mustache revivals.
Why are you unhappy? Is it because 99.9% of everything you think and do is for the self, which doesn’t exist?
March 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Why are you unhappy? Is it because 99.9% of everything you think and do is for the self, which doesn’t exist?
How articulated language represents the non-articulated part of the world…
March 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How articulated language represents the non-articulated part of the world…
Sluggo here is equal parts “I would prefer not to” and “tune in, turn on, drop out.” And for as sad as Bartelby’s nihilism makes me, and for as angry as Leary’s opportunism makes me, Sluggo’s energy is always correct and necessary. Especially now.
February 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Sluggo here is equal parts “I would prefer not to” and “tune in, turn on, drop out.” And for as sad as Bartelby’s nihilism makes me, and for as angry as Leary’s opportunism makes me, Sluggo’s energy is always correct and necessary. Especially now.
It’s a poor excuse to drop that genius Bushmiller panel which is somehow never not current and applicable. Here it is again:
February 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
It’s a poor excuse to drop that genius Bushmiller panel which is somehow never not current and applicable. Here it is again:
I’m in a doctor’s office waiting room. Why am I thinking about Alice Notley and dropping her name? Twice now?
February 19, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I’m in a doctor’s office waiting room. Why am I thinking about Alice Notley and dropping her name? Twice now?
If Alice Notley doesn’t remember the flawless bit of parallel parking I did in front of Kaladi Coffee, maybe she remembers talking about this:
February 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
If Alice Notley doesn’t remember the flawless bit of parallel parking I did in front of Kaladi Coffee, maybe she remembers talking about this:
Reposted by Shawn Huelle
February 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM