Maxey: Bro, make me bigger!
Me: Why? The trainer won’t let you use the equipment if you’re that big.
Maxey: I just want to see if I fit in the showers.
*In the end, he just ruined my locker room selfies...😒

That as**ole, my brother, shrank me just so he could enjoy a GBA game. When he went to the gym, he didn’t turn me back to normal, but I ended up playing a match until I fell asleep. Then he came back to have fun again

"Put me down, Maxey! That's not how I meant to take the picture!"
"Shut up, Nerd, haha!"

My brother can shrink me, and I can make him bigger. He calls me "Shrunky", while I call him "Maxey". He can be really annoying, so I usually avoid making him bigger too often

Wait! That’s not a Christmas stockiiiiiing!!!!!!

Today I created two funny disclaimers