Jacquie
@shroommuse.bsky.social
Scottish migrant living in Germany. Archery, art, fungi & languages. Never a Tory. Bollocks to Brexit.
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Jacquie
@shroommuse.bsky.social
· Nov 27
"Conversion therapy". The only people who need it are the wankspangles who can't accept & love people exactly as they are, and need changing into decent human beings.
I could NEVER do that to a child of mine. Never. Their happiness is ALL that matters to me.
I could NEVER do that to a child of mine. Never. Their happiness is ALL that matters to me.
If they pay him a single, solitary penny, they're finished.
One of the demands being put forward here is a compensation to the geriatric orange felon.
Are we now seriously in a position where the national broadcaster is being shaken down by the president of the United States?
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Are we now seriously in a position where the national broadcaster is being shaken down by the president of the United States?
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
If they pay him a single, solitary penny, they're finished.
So, sinusitis, bronchitis and a middle ear infection...and of course I still have this bloody cold.
If anyone needs me I'll be in bed, propped up on too many pillows, groaning weakly for more beef tea and laudanum, like some consumptive heroine in a Victorian gothic novel. 🙄
If anyone needs me I'll be in bed, propped up on too many pillows, groaning weakly for more beef tea and laudanum, like some consumptive heroine in a Victorian gothic novel. 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
So, sinusitis, bronchitis and a middle ear infection...and of course I still have this bloody cold.
If anyone needs me I'll be in bed, propped up on too many pillows, groaning weakly for more beef tea and laudanum, like some consumptive heroine in a Victorian gothic novel. 🙄
If anyone needs me I'll be in bed, propped up on too many pillows, groaning weakly for more beef tea and laudanum, like some consumptive heroine in a Victorian gothic novel. 🙄
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Trump wants to destroy the BBC and take our money. And Nigel Farage is egging him on.
All true patriots should tell them both: hands off our BBC.
All true patriots should tell them both: hands off our BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Trump wants to destroy the BBC and take our money. And Nigel Farage is egging him on.
All true patriots should tell them both: hands off our BBC.
All true patriots should tell them both: hands off our BBC.
Lurgy development... according to the test, it's not Corona, which is nice. However I can no longer lower my head to look for things, tie shoe laces, type posts, etc., because when I do it feels like my eyes are going to bust from my head in a decidedly overly dramatic manner.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Lurgy development... according to the test, it's not Corona, which is nice. However I can no longer lower my head to look for things, tie shoe laces, type posts, etc., because when I do it feels like my eyes are going to bust from my head in a decidedly overly dramatic manner.
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While Trump murders people on boats for supposedly trafficking drugs, Jonathan Braun, a convicted drug trafficker serving a 10 year sentence he pardoned in 2021, will be sentenced in court today after he sexually assaulted a woman after Trump freed him from prison.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
While Trump murders people on boats for supposedly trafficking drugs, Jonathan Braun, a convicted drug trafficker serving a 10 year sentence he pardoned in 2021, will be sentenced in court today after he sexually assaulted a woman after Trump freed him from prison.
Monday and still feeling like death warmed up.
Can't taste a damn thing, so might do a Corona test later.
Anyhoo... little brain-teaser for you.
Without cheating, can you name the only football team in Scotland & England that doesn't contain any of the letters in the word 'mackerel'?
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Can't taste a damn thing, so might do a Corona test later.
Anyhoo... little brain-teaser for you.
Without cheating, can you name the only football team in Scotland & England that doesn't contain any of the letters in the word 'mackerel'?
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November 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Monday and still feeling like death warmed up.
Can't taste a damn thing, so might do a Corona test later.
Anyhoo... little brain-teaser for you.
Without cheating, can you name the only football team in Scotland & England that doesn't contain any of the letters in the word 'mackerel'?
😷🤧🤒
Can't taste a damn thing, so might do a Corona test later.
Anyhoo... little brain-teaser for you.
Without cheating, can you name the only football team in Scotland & England that doesn't contain any of the letters in the word 'mackerel'?
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I ask this question every time I get a stinking cold, but where the hell does all the snot and phlegm come from?! Seriously, where?! I know I haven't drunk enough fluids to be producing so many pints of the stuff. It's mad! And very, very tiresome. 🤧🤧🤧🤧
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I ask this question every time I get a stinking cold, but where the hell does all the snot and phlegm come from?! Seriously, where?! I know I haven't drunk enough fluids to be producing so many pints of the stuff. It's mad! And very, very tiresome. 🤧🤧🤧🤧
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Yep. And to think that so many people think this man is some sort of hero is such a sign of our twisted times.
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Yep. And to think that so many people think this man is some sort of hero is such a sign of our twisted times.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Eurgh! Even my eyeballs ache this morning...🤒🤧😷
November 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Eurgh! Even my eyeballs ache this morning...🤒🤧😷
Oh lovely! Youngest has a lurgy, and bless her little heart, she's shared it! Could be a cold, could be Covid. It's definitely a c*nt. Really painful cough, not quite throat, not quite chest, feels like someone sandblasting my upper respiratory tract, sweaty, headachey, and insanely tired.
Mask on.
Mask on.
a man is standing in a kitchen drinking from a cup and talking about flu season .
ALT: a man is standing in a kitchen drinking from a cup and talking about flu season .
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November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh lovely! Youngest has a lurgy, and bless her little heart, she's shared it! Could be a cold, could be Covid. It's definitely a c*nt. Really painful cough, not quite throat, not quite chest, feels like someone sandblasting my upper respiratory tract, sweaty, headachey, and insanely tired.
Mask on.
Mask on.
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Tory policy: Let's spend 14 years asset stripping the country for our own ends & when we're finally voted out & things begin crumbling around us, we can blame the current government.
Slow hand clap Chris Philp, you hypocritical prick.
Slow hand clap Chris Philp, you hypocritical prick.
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Tory policy: Let's spend 14 years asset stripping the country for our own ends & when we're finally voted out & things begin crumbling around us, we can blame the current government.
Slow hand clap Chris Philp, you hypocritical prick.
Slow hand clap Chris Philp, you hypocritical prick.
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This latest scandal won't be covered by the UK mainstream media, but it's one more clear example of the corruption that surrounds this manipulative fraud.
Belgian court convicts two for EU funds misuse linked to Nigel Farage's Brexit group | Euractiv
Verdict ends decade-long probe into alleged misuse of EU funds by associates of top Brexit campaigner
www.euractiv.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This latest scandal won't be covered by the UK mainstream media, but it's one more clear example of the corruption that surrounds this manipulative fraud.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Oh God, it's him again! I've never, ever heard ANYONE sound less erotic, bless 'im!
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November 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Oh God, it's him again! I've never, ever heard ANYONE sound less erotic, bless 'im!
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social aw, that Geordie lad was a joy!
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social aw, that Geordie lad was a joy!
Too easy today
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November 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Too easy today
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I still say " Hello wall!" with a Scouse accent when it feels like the only thing listening to me at home.
She was absolutely wonderful in everything she did, but Pauline's Shirley Valentine was just perfect.
She was absolutely wonderful in everything she did, but Pauline's Shirley Valentine was just perfect.
BBC News - Pauline Collins, star of Shirley Valentine, dies at aged 85
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Pauline Collins, star of Shirley Valentine, dies at aged 85
Her family said she died peacefully in her London care home having had Parkinson's for several years.
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November 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I still say " Hello wall!" with a Scouse accent when it feels like the only thing listening to me at home.
She was absolutely wonderful in everything she did, but Pauline's Shirley Valentine was just perfect.
She was absolutely wonderful in everything she did, but Pauline's Shirley Valentine was just perfect.
2 things:
1. That's just been printed in "gold" ink on some A4 paper.
2. We had to do something similar when grandad started to forget where things, including himself, were.
Labels on doors, cupboards, drawers etc..
"Bathroom", "socks", "underpants", plates", "glasses". 🙄
1. That's just been printed in "gold" ink on some A4 paper.
2. We had to do something similar when grandad started to forget where things, including himself, were.
Labels on doors, cupboards, drawers etc..
"Bathroom", "socks", "underpants", plates", "glasses". 🙄
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
2 things:
1. That's just been printed in "gold" ink on some A4 paper.
2. We had to do something similar when grandad started to forget where things, including himself, were.
Labels on doors, cupboards, drawers etc..
"Bathroom", "socks", "underpants", plates", "glasses". 🙄
1. That's just been printed in "gold" ink on some A4 paper.
2. We had to do something similar when grandad started to forget where things, including himself, were.
Labels on doors, cupboards, drawers etc..
"Bathroom", "socks", "underpants", plates", "glasses". 🙄
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The annual harvest for Michael Fabricant’s hair has just begun in Gloucestershire today.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The annual harvest for Michael Fabricant’s hair has just begun in Gloucestershire today.
Listening to the spokesperson for the Independent People's Reform Party of Kent, and the nervous lad that wrote a mucky book....the word Herbert springs to mind @mrjamesob.bsky.social , no idea why 😉😂
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Listening to the spokesperson for the Independent People's Reform Party of Kent, and the nervous lad that wrote a mucky book....the word Herbert springs to mind @mrjamesob.bsky.social , no idea why 😉😂
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