just remembered that time a college roommate threatened to bill me for the emotional labor of making them tell me to do their dishes
September 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
just remembered that time a college roommate threatened to bill me for the emotional labor of making them tell me to do their dishes
happy september fish
September 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
happy september fish
best part about being a conductor is they let you run a damn train
July 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
best part about being a conductor is they let you run a damn train
2 years on estrogen, get fucked losers🖕
July 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
2 years on estrogen, get fucked losers🖕
my current fantasy:
-at the public bball court across from my apartment
-hit a free throw while a small group of people walk by
-yell "bang!!! bang!!!!" and hit a flex pose
-the people laugh with me, not at me
-at the public bball court across from my apartment
-hit a free throw while a small group of people walk by
-yell "bang!!! bang!!!!" and hit a flex pose
-the people laugh with me, not at me
July 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
my current fantasy:
-at the public bball court across from my apartment
-hit a free throw while a small group of people walk by
-yell "bang!!! bang!!!!" and hit a flex pose
-the people laugh with me, not at me
-at the public bball court across from my apartment
-hit a free throw while a small group of people walk by
-yell "bang!!! bang!!!!" and hit a flex pose
-the people laugh with me, not at me
truly the triforce tee equivalent for hypebeasts
"THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT OF COUGH SYRUP" t shirts are certified npc garb
July 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
truly the triforce tee equivalent for hypebeasts
"THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT OF COUGH SYRUP" t shirts are certified npc garb
July 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT OF COUGH SYRUP" t shirts are certified npc garb
nopony wants to work anymore
July 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
nopony wants to work anymore
sending and receiving lesbian paragraphs
July 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
sending and receiving lesbian paragraphs
adding "[full] throttle // model" to the list of rhymes that shouldn't be allowed in rap anymore
June 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
adding "[full] throttle // model" to the list of rhymes that shouldn't be allowed in rap anymore
75% keyboard + home/end keys are overpowered and i've been doing it wrong my whole life
May 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
75% keyboard + home/end keys are overpowered and i've been doing it wrong my whole life
You Cant Touch This peter griffin
May 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You Cant Touch This peter griffin
excited to tell the next new person i hang out with "yeah i'm into underground shit like ankith woods and dialryckx" knowing damn well they won't be into either
April 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
excited to tell the next new person i hang out with "yeah i'm into underground shit like ankith woods and dialryckx" knowing damn well they won't be into either
earlier i said "you have chosen to forfeit your life by becoming visible to me" to a spider and i immediately realized the irony
April 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
earlier i said "you have chosen to forfeit your life by becoming visible to me" to a spider and i immediately realized the irony
what is this a graph of?
April 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
what is this a graph of?
jealous of will campbell's shoulders
April 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
jealous of will campbell's shoulders
i'm not saying the bald guy is the lead singer of staind. i would never say that without evidence
April 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i'm not saying the bald guy is the lead singer of staind. i would never say that without evidence
On behalf of all Catholics✝️, I am beyond excited to announce my candidacy for 267th Pope of the Holy See!
Campaign website with ''On the Issues'' page coming 🔜
Even if I'm not your Vatican fave, please--for the love of God😉--REGISTER TO VOTE!!
#Shrink4Pope2025 #LargerThenLife #OneLove
Campaign website with ''On the Issues'' page coming 🔜
Even if I'm not your Vatican fave, please--for the love of God😉--REGISTER TO VOTE!!
#Shrink4Pope2025 #LargerThenLife #OneLove
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
On behalf of all Catholics✝️, I am beyond excited to announce my candidacy for 267th Pope of the Holy See!
Campaign website with ''On the Issues'' page coming 🔜
Even if I'm not your Vatican fave, please--for the love of God😉--REGISTER TO VOTE!!
#Shrink4Pope2025 #LargerThenLife #OneLove
Campaign website with ''On the Issues'' page coming 🔜
Even if I'm not your Vatican fave, please--for the love of God😉--REGISTER TO VOTE!!
#Shrink4Pope2025 #LargerThenLife #OneLove
1 week into a new game dev project, got sum big plans
April 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
1 week into a new game dev project, got sum big plans
good news/bad news: my transition is turning me into breaking bad lydia
April 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
good news/bad news: my transition is turning me into breaking bad lydia
it's gonna be 2050 and i'll still be bitching about all those 2010s bands named shit like "sportsball"
March 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
it's gonna be 2050 and i'll still be bitching about all those 2010s bands named shit like "sportsball"
my grand plan to cut down on weed involves 3 spreadsheets and 100+ lines of code so far
March 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
my grand plan to cut down on weed involves 3 spreadsheets and 100+ lines of code so far