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jack off all trades, masturbate none
https://shrimpious.straw.page/ #strawp

#eimiko #raidenei #yaemiko | #starch #stellemarch | #arlefuri #arlecchino #furina
#arlefuri yipees and yays
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
idk what it is but i can ONLY eat local chocolates without getting a headache. all other chocolates make my head hurt like lindt nutella kinder cadbury etc.
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 PM
my absolute REACH of a conspiracy is that hyv has been plotting longterm for universal lgbt rights when they started their big titles (2016) and are waiting on their moment to make their ships canon, but unexpectedly ppl have turned more conservative post trump (ahem! 2016) interfering w their plans
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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0 survival instincts (Has anyone already made this joke?)
#arlefuri
January 17, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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This is a sketch I'm afraid will forever be in WIP land due to how many other WIPs I have to finish
#GenshinImpact #Furina #Arlecchino #Arlefuri
January 13, 2026 at 12:37 PM
every patch update my muted words list expands by at least 5 more things fandoms are so insufferable nowadays
January 16, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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snowstorm 🥶#jeanmona
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
idk how hyv did it but tbh when i did chapter 9 i did get sad and i teared up but it didnt feel THAT close to my heart. i cried because the situation was sad. n then. for some reason. the longer i played the sadder i got thinking back on it. and the stretch from chapter 9 to everlasting flames is .
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
i think ive stayed relatively sane by simply typing out insane tweets, letting them sit there, and then hitting discard like its that easy
January 13, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i miss the blue hair and pronouns silly goofy goober so bad... furina come back....
January 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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(not so dry) dry humping #arlefuri
January 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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this diner serves their #arlefuri the old fashioned way

#Arlecchino #Furina
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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#arlefuri 找Phillanelle老师约的稿
January 8, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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courtesy of someone in the server I'm in, Avatar Au #arlefuri !!! Arlecchino came to Pandora to study bugs and developed onesided beef with furina along the way. But then an orphaned na'vi boy arlecchino found (Freminet) forces them to coexist as they try and get him to safety. i love hater era
January 12, 2026 at 10:28 AM
i opened twt for 3 seconds to rt things my friends have sent me and i immediately get flashbanged by spoilers. untagged. the one time im thankful for my bad eyesight
January 12, 2026 at 1:27 PM
i didnt have proper tools while trying to built this ikea cabinet, so i wrapped my tiny scredriver in sandpaper for grip and accidentally sanded a layer of my skin off. all i can say is

furina speech bubble
January 12, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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arlefuri sneak peak ❌️💧
January 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
forced to be on a twitter detox i feel like those ppl frantically searching for their vape
January 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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🦉🗣️AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
#Sandbina #Sandrone #Columbina
January 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
not sure if its just my tl but i rarely ever see ppl talk abt the npc's stories anymore... i rmbr that whole chain of love affairs throughout liyue SKJNDKSFL or when those two fatui agents finally got together during lantern rite
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
playing video games needs to be some introvert loser nerd hobby where love and friendship always wins again i fucking hate all these big talk wannabe-popular teens (and WORSE, adults) being conservative and misogynistic homophobic transphobic racists
January 11, 2026 at 10:48 AM