big pants
shrigmus.bsky.social
big pants
@shrigmus.bsky.social
enthused
My haters can’t stand how I’m cavorting and also gallivanting about these days…
July 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Why is there a waiter at a food truck.
[at food truck]

Me: "May I get a bowl of the Chicken Pho?"
Waiter: "Yes, you wanna spoon?"
Me: "Sure, what time do you get off?"
December 3, 2024 at 5:34 PM
flashbang STUNS in new house raid
November 24, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Are there other games like Disco Elysium that incessantly clown on you for choosing centrist/boring dialogue options cause thats what I’ll pay the big bucks for
November 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
eating a paperback is reading.

eating a paperback is reading.

eating a paperback is reading.

eating a paperback is reading.

eating a paperback is reading.

eating a paperback is reading.
November 23, 2024 at 5:45 PM
reading Suttree on the train and shaking my head every once and a while. People thinks it’s because of McCarthy’s 16 year old gf but actually it’s because there’s some big words I don’t know
November 21, 2024 at 1:31 AM
once socialism is achieved is it okay if we keep Costco around
November 19, 2024 at 11:05 PM