I wasn't feeling old today, and then someone went and said "RealPlayer".

Just noticed that Baldur's Gate numbers every quicksave you make. How high does your shame go?

We need to harness AI for the things that matter. Like writing a progressively evolving narrative script to bring Johnny Castaway back and into the 21st century.

I swear to 64-bit Jesus I'm pretty reliable at most games.

HOWEVER, ask me to record gameplay for promotional content and I'm suddenly Aunt Barb holding a mouse up-side down, struggling to walk in a straight line.

My only concern is if I'm in here early enough to be snarky towards people a year from now.

Diablo 4 has been an excellent distraction from finding a job. Without it, I'd have never discovered the many exotic ways to prepare ramen packets.