Jonah Wheeler
@showoffjonah.bsky.social
For my less NSFW side. My pornography-grade BlueSky is @showoffjonah.com!
Today, Google Autocomplete insisted I wanted to search for
“Mega Starmie Inspirational Quotes”
“Mega Starmie Inspirational Quotes”
October 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Today, Google Autocomplete insisted I wanted to search for
“Mega Starmie Inspirational Quotes”
“Mega Starmie Inspirational Quotes”
Open door policy
September 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Open door policy
August 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Blinded by love, and also DreamTopping
July 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Blinded by love, and also DreamTopping
July 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“It’s what’s inside that counts,” says Assoc. Dean Wheeler. You think hard about this.
July 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“It’s what’s inside that counts,” says Assoc. Dean Wheeler. You think hard about this.
yeah I want to rough you up and call you a pig but i also want to smile gently and talk about how pretty your eyes are @jamesblond-1.bsky.social
June 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
yeah I want to rough you up and call you a pig but i also want to smile gently and talk about how pretty your eyes are @jamesblond-1.bsky.social
Morning, bud. Grab your coffee and come have a seat.
May 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Morning, bud. Grab your coffee and come have a seat.
Some things you do just for their own enjoyment. @guyspencerxxx.bsky.social
April 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Some things you do just for their own enjoyment. @guyspencerxxx.bsky.social
top privilege is real, y’all
March 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
top privilege is real, y’all
the internet is so stupid, i’m delighted that my face comes up when i google “gooning”
March 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
the internet is so stupid, i’m delighted that my face comes up when i google “gooning”
My instructor taught me depth style but everybody i meet does width- and punch style
March 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My instructor taught me depth style but everybody i meet does width- and punch style
I remember yesterday in bits and pieces
February 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I remember yesterday in bits and pieces
The slide from Dad Vibes to Ace Ventura is real
February 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The slide from Dad Vibes to Ace Ventura is real
Telling these straight retirees over morning coffee that yes, I know you love PV and Ptown, no don’t come to Fire Island, yes your gay friend told you it’s family friendly but he also just said “dictatorships burn out quick, it’ll be fine” so I don’t think you should trust his judgement
February 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Telling these straight retirees over morning coffee that yes, I know you love PV and Ptown, no don’t come to Fire Island, yes your gay friend told you it’s family friendly but he also just said “dictatorships burn out quick, it’ll be fine” so I don’t think you should trust his judgement
I think this is the cutest I have ever felt
📷: @pervertmedia.bsky.social
📷: @pervertmedia.bsky.social
February 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I think this is the cutest I have ever felt
📷: @pervertmedia.bsky.social
📷: @pervertmedia.bsky.social
I hope there’s a curvy girl out there performing under the name Fiona Ample
February 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I hope there’s a curvy girl out there performing under the name Fiona Ample
Your cat when you try to do anything alone:
February 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Your cat when you try to do anything alone:
I jork my peanits one nut at a time, just like the rest of us
February 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I jork my peanits one nut at a time, just like the rest of us
This isn’t particularly risqué photo. Putting the bar over it makes it look a lot more salacious- but it’s really just because Insta’s AI moderation really hates my thighs 😆 @chrisythatwalk.bsky.social
February 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This isn’t particularly risqué photo. Putting the bar over it makes it look a lot more salacious- but it’s really just because Insta’s AI moderation really hates my thighs 😆 @chrisythatwalk.bsky.social
I need this shirt that says “I sometimes feel ugly but then I look at my brother and I feel better”
but I need it for different reasons than most people
but I need it for different reasons than most people
January 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I need this shirt that says “I sometimes feel ugly but then I look at my brother and I feel better”
but I need it for different reasons than most people
but I need it for different reasons than most people
It’s not lost on me that Luigi is traditionally partnered with Daisy, who is perhaps most famous for this:
January 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s not lost on me that Luigi is traditionally partnered with Daisy, who is perhaps most famous for this: