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shotspit.bsky.social
@shotspit.bsky.social
Who do I tell that my insurance doesn’t cover my prohibitively expensive ear drops so I’ve started dropping Argan oil in my ear … on no one’s advice just a hunch
October 7, 2023 at 4:35 PM
I’m a little task rabbit cheep cheep
October 7, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Who do I tell that I’ve had diarrhea every day this week for no discernible reason… the ether? The abyss?
October 6, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Someone needs to know how my body goes haywire every Fall. The ether? The abyss? The ether, the abyss.
October 6, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Is astrology science fiction? Some of the best social/political commentary and enjoyable for me
September 28, 2023 at 1:52 AM
Turns out boobs are back in style
September 26, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Do you think I’ll be able to biohack my boyfriend id I make him sing “everywhere” by Michelle branch every morning and night
September 24, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Sometimes I’m like “wow I definitely need to quit weed” and then the next day I’m like “I should get a bong”
September 23, 2023 at 4:40 PM
Absolutely sobbing while watching Dance Moms, a show that retells of Persifal and then the Phoenix
September 23, 2023 at 6:49 AM