Shorter David Brooks
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Can every David Brooks column be reduced to one sentence? Methinks so!
I have never heard of progressive or left wing Christianity.
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Opinion | How to Replace Christian Nationalism
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November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I have never heard of progressive or left wing Christianity.
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If I may borrow and adapt a popular idiom from the Generation Z lexicon: Predators gonna predate.
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Opinion | Imagining What’s in Trump’s Brain
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November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If I may borrow and adapt a popular idiom from the Generation Z lexicon: Predators gonna predate.
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If there’s a difference between racists and antiracists, communists and capitalists, liars and critical theorists, trolls and activists, idiots and philosophers, well, I can’t see it.
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Opinion | Hey, Lefties! Trump Has Stolen Your Game.
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October 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If there’s a difference between racists and antiracists, communists and capitalists, liars and critical theorists, trolls and activists, idiots and philosophers, well, I can’t see it.
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Shame on the Democrats for talking about kitchen table issues when they should be protecting democracy by criticizing themselves.
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Opinion | The Rot Creeping Into Our Minds
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October 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Shame on the Democrats for talking about kitchen table issues when they should be protecting democracy by criticizing themselves.
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Opinion | Trump Has a Religion. What Do Democrats Have?
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October 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I didn't have time to write a column this week but don't vote for Mamdani because [insert reason here] www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/o...
You'll never guess which party it was that went off the rails in 2015! www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/o...
Opinion | Why Are the Democrats Increasing Inequality?
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October 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
You'll never guess which party it was that went off the rails in 2015! www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/o...
If you watch some very specific highlights from the Kirk memorial, you can begin to believe in a kind of Christian Nationalism that isn't just racism, vengeance, and psychopathy
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Opinion | We Need to Think Straight About God and Politics
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September 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
If you watch some very specific highlights from the Kirk memorial, you can begin to believe in a kind of Christian Nationalism that isn't just racism, vengeance, and psychopathy
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I am now prepared to endorse Barack Obama for President in the 2008 Presidential Election
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Opinion | The Era of Dark Passions
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September 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I am now prepared to endorse Barack Obama for President in the 2008 Presidential Election
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People (*cough* Mamdani) who want to help poor people get food and medicine are amoral, and probably immoral.
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Opinion | Why I Am Not a Liberal
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September 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
People (*cough* Mamdani) who want to help poor people get food and medicine are amoral, and probably immoral.
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I found 5 randos on the internet, and they confirm my theory that people are selfish.
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Opinion | The Wrong Definition of Love
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August 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I found 5 randos on the internet, and they confirm my theory that people are selfish.
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I know that universities are not overrun by woke postmodern orthodoxy (whatever that is), but if some nihilistic liars claim they are then we really have no choice but to believe them.
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Opinion | The Rise of Right-Wing Nihilism
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August 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I know that universities are not overrun by woke postmodern orthodoxy (whatever that is), but if some nihilistic liars claim they are then we really have no choice but to believe them.
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I challenged myself to write an essay explaining the evils of capitalism without mentioning capitalism.
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Opinion | America’s New Segregation
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August 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I challenged myself to write an essay explaining the evils of capitalism without mentioning capitalism.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: people happy with the way things are going tend to be more conservative; people unhappy about it tend to want change.
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Opinion | Why More People in the World Are Feeling Hopeful (Except Us)
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August 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: people happy with the way things are going tend to be more conservative; people unhappy about it tend to want change.
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The American people have been seduced by a deranged racist billionaire, therefore the Democrats need to stop talking about truth, race, or inequality .
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Opinion | The Crucial Issue of the 21st Century
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August 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The American people have been seduced by a deranged racist billionaire, therefore the Democrats need to stop talking about truth, race, or inequality .
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Here's 5 ways in which the current US president is a Grade A jerk; my current wife (and former student) is much better and you should read her work.
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Opinion | Be Careful About What You Want
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July 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Here's 5 ways in which the current US president is a Grade A jerk; my current wife (and former student) is much better and you should read her work.
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If a candidate ran on hope, I would definitely vote for them. (A previous version of this columnist criticized candidates for running hope. I regret the error.)
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Opinion | Trump Is Winning the Race to the Bottom
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July 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
If a candidate ran on hope, I would definitely vote for them. (A previous version of this columnist criticized candidates for running hope. I regret the error.)
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I preferred it when people like me who know how to appreciate Fine Art were recognized as a Cultural Elite and got the attention and admiration they deserve.
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Opinion | When Novels Mattered
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July 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I preferred it when people like me who know how to appreciate Fine Art were recognized as a Cultural Elite and got the attention and admiration they deserve.
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Bibi and Trump are morally bankrupt barbarians. But I do at least admire their willingness to drop bombs on people in order to defend America’s God given right to drop bombs on people.
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Opinion | I Detest Netanyahu, but on Some Things He’s Actually Right
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June 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Bibi and Trump are morally bankrupt barbarians. But I do at least admire their willingness to drop bombs on people in order to defend America’s God given right to drop bombs on people.
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Democrats won’t be successful unless they can tell a narrative that appeals to everybody, not just select demographics. I really hope they can do it. Note: if the narrative talks about economic inequality, I won’t vote for it.
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Opinion | The Democrats’ Problems Are Bigger Than You Think
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June 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Democrats won’t be successful unless they can tell a narrative that appeals to everybody, not just select demographics. I really hope they can do it. Note: if the narrative talks about economic inequality, I won’t vote for it.
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I am no longer friends with that contemptible pissant JD Vance, who took the beautiful, universal concept of American Exceptionalism and turned it into something ugly and tribal.
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Opinion | I’m Normally a Mild Guy. Here’s What’s Pushed Me Over the Edge.
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May 30, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I am no longer friends with that contemptible pissant JD Vance, who took the beautiful, universal concept of American Exceptionalism and turned it into something ugly and tribal.
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If Clinton and Obama had just called themselves Republican I could have voted for them and we wouldn’t be in this mess.
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Opinion | Can We Please Stop Lying About Obama?
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May 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If Clinton and Obama had just called themselves Republican I could have voted for them and we wouldn’t be in this mess.
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This very successful and very mediocre white man is rather surprised how hard it is to break into the ruling class these days.
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Opinion | ‘We Are the Most Rejected Generation’
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May 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
This very successful and very mediocre white man is rather surprised how hard it is to break into the ruling class these days.
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If we in the moral fiber business know anything, it's that whatever the problem, the solution is moral fiber.
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Opinion | How to Survive the Trump Years With Your Spirit Intact
I’ve found it necessary to root myself in anything that feels rehumanizing, whether it’s art or literature or learning.
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May 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If we in the moral fiber business know anything, it's that whatever the problem, the solution is moral fiber.
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Trump's tariff war could reduce the supply of Christmas toys. But deporting children could reduce the demand.
May 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Trump's tariff war could reduce the supply of Christmas toys. But deporting children could reduce the demand.