No one gaslights quite like plumbing supply companies trying to convince me things are polished brass when they are clearly brushed, aged or gold!!

Sugar gets lots of treats because whenever she falls asleep on my lap and I need to move (loo, cup of tea, etc) I don’t want to scoot her off and make her sad, so I ask loudly if she wants a treat, because she’s a good girl, so that *she* stands up, thus meaning I am not a cruel mother.

Method of styling my hair that upsets everyone: condition and curl creme, no brush, ensure thick curl clumps, section, then manually finger curl the clumps and place them like a fish fillet in a frying pan into the diffuser for 2 mins each.

It’s camomile salts and bubble bath margatita tinnie writing fic in the bath time!!

I’m getting into loose leaf tea so here begins my sharing my Tea Thoughts, in a segment of likely relative infrequency as I don’t want to waste fully acquire a dozen open packets of tea leaves.

I’ve determined that I am going to use this akin to how I used to use LJ. I will be posting my silly little thoughts with full confidence. No curation. What do you mean you don’t want a description of the physical room I write from, a post I legitimately made on LJ. You’re trapped in here with me.

“And they were both friendly blondes!” Oh my god they were both friendly blondes.