Shortblondeguy
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Writing a book, too!
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Shortblondeguy on IG & Reddit.
Writing a book, too!
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To be a full Minnesotan, I'll post screenshots of songs I love.
The posts are actually PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE recommendations you should check out.
The posts are actually PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE recommendations you should check out.
Is it even a family visit if you didn't take a mirror selfie in your relative's bathroom - with your blue eyes, your blue shirt and your blue phone case, Anthonyyyyy?
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Is it even a family visit if you didn't take a mirror selfie in your relative's bathroom - with your blue eyes, your blue shirt and your blue phone case, Anthonyyyyy?
We've got winter here in Minneapolis finally!
Actual snow accumulation already (it may not be much, total) but the real challenge (for me) will be the teens for highs next week.
After moving from Texas in April, I've been eager for this test of any of my remaining Northern upbringing. 😄🥶
Actual snow accumulation already (it may not be much, total) but the real challenge (for me) will be the teens for highs next week.
After moving from Texas in April, I've been eager for this test of any of my remaining Northern upbringing. 😄🥶
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
We've got winter here in Minneapolis finally!
Actual snow accumulation already (it may not be much, total) but the real challenge (for me) will be the teens for highs next week.
After moving from Texas in April, I've been eager for this test of any of my remaining Northern upbringing. 😄🥶
Actual snow accumulation already (it may not be much, total) but the real challenge (for me) will be the teens for highs next week.
After moving from Texas in April, I've been eager for this test of any of my remaining Northern upbringing. 😄🥶
No thanks, Scruff app.
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
No thanks, Scruff app.
If you like Hercules & Love Affair, you'll likely enjoy this song and be happy to know the vocals thankfully are NOT Roisin Murphy.
I searched the internets for you. The vocals are Hips & Lips (aka Elín Ey), from Iceland.
I searched the internets for you. The vocals are Hips & Lips (aka Elín Ey), from Iceland.
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If you like Hercules & Love Affair, you'll likely enjoy this song and be happy to know the vocals thankfully are NOT Roisin Murphy.
I searched the internets for you. The vocals are Hips & Lips (aka Elín Ey), from Iceland.
I searched the internets for you. The vocals are Hips & Lips (aka Elín Ey), from Iceland.
Tonight I watched episode 1 of #CanadasDragRace season 6 after viewing the 2nd to last Drag Race UK episode and of course loved the UK one but Canada's just felt fresher tonight.
🙌🏻 🇨🇦 > 🇬🇧 🙃
🙌🏻 🇨🇦 > 🇬🇧 🙃
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tonight I watched episode 1 of #CanadasDragRace season 6 after viewing the 2nd to last Drag Race UK episode and of course loved the UK one but Canada's just felt fresher tonight.
🙌🏻 🇨🇦 > 🇬🇧 🙃
🙌🏻 🇨🇦 > 🇬🇧 🙃
Drove over to Wausau to visit mom, have a hike and get back before sunset.
These pics are from a hike at Rib Mountain State Park in Wausau, WI.
Rib Mountain doesn't look like much on the aerial photo but it sticks up over 700 feet from the surrounding terrain. It's one of my favorite places!
These pics are from a hike at Rib Mountain State Park in Wausau, WI.
Rib Mountain doesn't look like much on the aerial photo but it sticks up over 700 feet from the surrounding terrain. It's one of my favorite places!
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Drove over to Wausau to visit mom, have a hike and get back before sunset.
These pics are from a hike at Rib Mountain State Park in Wausau, WI.
Rib Mountain doesn't look like much on the aerial photo but it sticks up over 700 feet from the surrounding terrain. It's one of my favorite places!
These pics are from a hike at Rib Mountain State Park in Wausau, WI.
Rib Mountain doesn't look like much on the aerial photo but it sticks up over 700 feet from the surrounding terrain. It's one of my favorite places!
Maybe I should see if my eyes have settled into their age yet so I can go without glasses?
This guy at a bar, I'd regret not saying hi to, cos I'm shy.
This guy at a bar, I'd regret not saying hi to, cos I'm shy.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Maybe I should see if my eyes have settled into their age yet so I can go without glasses?
This guy at a bar, I'd regret not saying hi to, cos I'm shy.
This guy at a bar, I'd regret not saying hi to, cos I'm shy.
As of this month I'll literally have this amount of vacation time accumulated.
Yay me? Also I need to take more time off.
Yay me? Also I need to take more time off.
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
As of this month I'll literally have this amount of vacation time accumulated.
Yay me? Also I need to take more time off.
Yay me? Also I need to take more time off.
My drool woke me and now I can't sleep.
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
My drool woke me and now I can't sleep.
In some contexts this could be a very fun place.
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
In some contexts this could be a very fun place.
I'm so sleepy but started this album up just now and wanna listen for a couple repeats and work on the
I'll get to sleep and do this all earlier tomorrow.
I'll get to sleep and do this all earlier tomorrow.
Profound Mysteries III by Röyksopp on Apple Music
Album · 2022 · 10 Songs
music.apple.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm so sleepy but started this album up just now and wanna listen for a couple repeats and work on the
I'll get to sleep and do this all earlier tomorrow.
I'll get to sleep and do this all earlier tomorrow.
"Hi, I think I’m the person you’re looking for. We can chat."
Hahaha grindr spam. So direct.
Hahaha grindr spam. So direct.
a woman in a space suit says then you wish to copulate .
Alt: Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager very directly communicating with Harry Kim.
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"Hi, I think I’m the person you’re looking for. We can chat."
Hahaha grindr spam. So direct.
Hahaha grindr spam. So direct.
Sometimes when it's night, silent, it's so quiet I can hear the quiet, if that makes any sense.
It's almost like that sound that old CRTs made.
Hearing tests say I have great hearing. It's concerning at times. 😄
It's almost like that sound that old CRTs made.
Hearing tests say I have great hearing. It's concerning at times. 😄
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Sometimes when it's night, silent, it's so quiet I can hear the quiet, if that makes any sense.
It's almost like that sound that old CRTs made.
Hearing tests say I have great hearing. It's concerning at times. 😄
It's almost like that sound that old CRTs made.
Hearing tests say I have great hearing. It's concerning at times. 😄
This album cover in smaller thumbnail size, reminds me of an astronaut in a space suit.
Actually fairly good match to this EP.
Actually fairly good match to this EP.
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This album cover in smaller thumbnail size, reminds me of an astronaut in a space suit.
Actually fairly good match to this EP.
Actually fairly good match to this EP.
Sometimes I can't tell if the unreasonably hot guy on a gay app who chatted, "Hey," is a spam bot or if I have low self worth.
I'm realistic. There's a market for 5'4" guys my age and unreasonably hot guys just aren't typically looking for me. 😉
I'm realistic. There's a market for 5'4" guys my age and unreasonably hot guys just aren't typically looking for me. 😉
fry from futurama is making a funny face with his red hair
Alt: Fry from Futurama squinting with suspicion. He's a cartoon character with orange hair and the bulkhead of a cartoon spaceship in the background.
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sometimes I can't tell if the unreasonably hot guy on a gay app who chatted, "Hey," is a spam bot or if I have low self worth.
I'm realistic. There's a market for 5'4" guys my age and unreasonably hot guys just aren't typically looking for me. 😉
I'm realistic. There's a market for 5'4" guys my age and unreasonably hot guys just aren't typically looking for me. 😉
Went through a cute guy's Media tab. In a chill, appreciative, non- horny way, for once.
He had a few pics of him & his man. Those pics made me happy. I didn't get jealous or upset I don't have a man.
Put me in a good mood to see that. ❤️
Hope this gave you a good feeling too. ❤️
He had a few pics of him & his man. Those pics made me happy. I didn't get jealous or upset I don't have a man.
Put me in a good mood to see that. ❤️
Hope this gave you a good feeling too. ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Went through a cute guy's Media tab. In a chill, appreciative, non- horny way, for once.
He had a few pics of him & his man. Those pics made me happy. I didn't get jealous or upset I don't have a man.
Put me in a good mood to see that. ❤️
Hope this gave you a good feeling too. ❤️
He had a few pics of him & his man. Those pics made me happy. I didn't get jealous or upset I don't have a man.
Put me in a good mood to see that. ❤️
Hope this gave you a good feeling too. ❤️
I have had some writer's block for months now and tonight did a little work on the book.
I stifled a happy cry when I saved my work. The made plans for more after my work shift tomorrow. 🥹
#writing #writerslife
I stifled a happy cry when I saved my work. The made plans for more after my work shift tomorrow. 🥹
#writing #writerslife
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I have had some writer's block for months now and tonight did a little work on the book.
I stifled a happy cry when I saved my work. The made plans for more after my work shift tomorrow. 🥹
#writing #writerslife
I stifled a happy cry when I saved my work. The made plans for more after my work shift tomorrow. 🥹
#writing #writerslife
One of my fave songs, The Look by Metronomy.
Metronomy - The Look (Official Video)
YouTube video by Metronomy
m.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
One of my fave songs, The Look by Metronomy.
Kate McKinnon Gets Weird While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones
YouTube video by First We Feast
www.youtube.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If you see this on grindr, what does it make you want to do?
• chat
• send your album
• send face pics
• all of the above
• block me
• something else?
I know people don't know how to read, but I made some effort to avoid wasting anyone's time.
😄🙃
• chat
• send your album
• send face pics
• all of the above
• block me
• something else?
I know people don't know how to read, but I made some effort to avoid wasting anyone's time.
😄🙃
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you see this on grindr, what does it make you want to do?
• chat
• send your album
• send face pics
• all of the above
• block me
• something else?
I know people don't know how to read, but I made some effort to avoid wasting anyone's time.
😄🙃
• chat
• send your album
• send face pics
• all of the above
• block me
• something else?
I know people don't know how to read, but I made some effort to avoid wasting anyone's time.
😄🙃
Woke twice tonight from two separate dreams, yelling at guys who broke into my bedroom through the window.
My real bedroom has no windows. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Both yells were good deterrents and woke me. Both guys escaped with their lives. 😄
BUT the first sleepy yell sounded like ⬇️
IYKYK 😆
My real bedroom has no windows. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Both yells were good deterrents and woke me. Both guys escaped with their lives. 😄
BUT the first sleepy yell sounded like ⬇️
IYKYK 😆
a woman with blonde curly hair is standing in front of a brick wall and says look at me .
Alt: From Lath & Kim - a woman with blonde curly hair is standing in front of a brick wall and says look at me .
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Woke twice tonight from two separate dreams, yelling at guys who broke into my bedroom through the window.
My real bedroom has no windows. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Both yells were good deterrents and woke me. Both guys escaped with their lives. 😄
BUT the first sleepy yell sounded like ⬇️
IYKYK 😆
My real bedroom has no windows. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Both yells were good deterrents and woke me. Both guys escaped with their lives. 😄
BUT the first sleepy yell sounded like ⬇️
IYKYK 😆
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Early September hike in Dells of the Eau Claire Park in Marathon County, Wi.
I shot this on a tripod but had held it up to my chest & you can see my heartbeat in this shot. 😄
#photography #photographer #wausau #wisconsin
I shot this on a tripod but had held it up to my chest & you can see my heartbeat in this shot. 😄
#photography #photographer #wausau #wisconsin
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Early September hike in Dells of the Eau Claire Park in Marathon County, Wi.
I shot this on a tripod but had held it up to my chest & you can see my heartbeat in this shot. 😄
#photography #photographer #wausau #wisconsin
I shot this on a tripod but had held it up to my chest & you can see my heartbeat in this shot. 😄
#photography #photographer #wausau #wisconsin
Early September hike in Dells of the Eau Claire Park in Marathon County, Wi.
I shot this on a tripod but had held it up to my chest & you can see my heartbeat in this shot. 😄
#photography #photographer #wausau #wisconsin
I shot this on a tripod but had held it up to my chest & you can see my heartbeat in this shot. 😄
#photography #photographer #wausau #wisconsin
October 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Early September hike in Dells of the Eau Claire Park in Marathon County, Wi.
I shot this on a tripod but had held it up to my chest & you can see my heartbeat in this shot. 😄
#photography #photographer #wausau #wisconsin
I shot this on a tripod but had held it up to my chest & you can see my heartbeat in this shot. 😄
#photography #photographer #wausau #wisconsin