Shopgoblin
@shopgoblin.bsky.social
27 year old queer, mad at the world, would like a pizza. Currently back in school and living in a dystopian nightmare. Punk Rory Gilmore. They/she
A Dunkin donuts girl in a Tim Hortons world
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A Dunkin donuts girl in a Tim Hortons world
Non accredited clown college.
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Non accredited clown college.
Sponsor me tape for a manicure.
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sponsor me tape for a manicure.
Did some deep breathing exercises this morning followed by deep coughing exercises
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Did some deep breathing exercises this morning followed by deep coughing exercises
It's wild that Michigan is going to tax weed to fund the roads and not just increase prices of gas via taxes to fund the roads. There will never be enough money to fix the roads as cars are really good at destroying them.
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It's wild that Michigan is going to tax weed to fund the roads and not just increase prices of gas via taxes to fund the roads. There will never be enough money to fix the roads as cars are really good at destroying them.
Ah yes it's actually like a scary time to be queer in America. Also I looked at the news for some reason.
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ah yes it's actually like a scary time to be queer in America. Also I looked at the news for some reason.
Went to a coffee shop to get two shots of espresso but their grinder was down so I've been working on a small coffee from 3 hours ago. I think tepid coffee keeps you honest
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Went to a coffee shop to get two shots of espresso but their grinder was down so I've been working on a small coffee from 3 hours ago. I think tepid coffee keeps you honest
ACAB means Robocop, Detroit
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
ACAB means Robocop, Detroit
Kiss me at the RoboCop statue
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Kiss me at the RoboCop statue
My brain makes existence so difficult
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My brain makes existence so difficult
every time I think about money I want to die.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
every time I think about money I want to die.
See the only way for a fuck up like me any money I need to like sell a book or something.
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
See the only way for a fuck up like me any money I need to like sell a book or something.
How the fuck do people afford to live?
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
How the fuck do people afford to live?
I just want to feel like I'm successfully treading water soon cause right now it feels like I'm drowning
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I just want to feel like I'm successfully treading water soon cause right now it feels like I'm drowning
I am doing so bad right now and I think I need to fight god
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I am doing so bad right now and I think I need to fight god
Having fun at this show but it's not refueling my hope for the future like shows did when I was younger.
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Having fun at this show but it's not refueling my hope for the future like shows did when I was younger.
Love being in panic mode while a band is not playing.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Love being in panic mode while a band is not playing.
Punk time is great
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Punk time is great
She stands sipping water at the venue. Knowing basically no one in the Detroit scene.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
She stands sipping water at the venue. Knowing basically no one in the Detroit scene.
I think I just had the most honest conversation with my mom about my mental health.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I think I just had the most honest conversation with my mom about my mental health.
I think one of the hardest things for me right now is I'm constantly waiting for something bad to happen, and it just doesn't.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think one of the hardest things for me right now is I'm constantly waiting for something bad to happen, and it just doesn't.
Agoraphobic Vagabonds United
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Agoraphobic Vagabonds United
Dissemble me at night, replace any parts that I lost, leave me until I can be useful again.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Dissemble me at night, replace any parts that I lost, leave me until I can be useful again.
Okay I had a dream of an ever expanding wax substance in my mouth, I would get most of it out but it would expand again and cover everything again. What does this mean?
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Okay I had a dream of an ever expanding wax substance in my mouth, I would get most of it out but it would expand again and cover everything again. What does this mean?
Life was easier when everything was falling apart cause I didn't have time to feel emotions.
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Life was easier when everything was falling apart cause I didn't have time to feel emotions.