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Sholva
@sholvaderg.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Sholva "The evil corrupt one"
PFP: Keliff
Banner: Hoop
Ol' bologna breath just won't stop close talking today.

Remember, if you can smell your own breath so can those around you. And yes I did stand up to avoid smelling it.
November 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Tears, sweat, saliva, cum, blood, piss. We're just full of all kinds of different flavors.

Like a CapriSun variety pack but all in one fleshy juice pouch.
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Sadly trolling the troll this morning didn't last as long as my day off morning blunt. YouTube it is I guess.
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I was today years old when I stumbled on the fact that Steam has a dark mode. Darker mode? It's the high contrast option in accessibility.
October 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If birds had knots they'd be called cloaconnectors.
September 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
*Me to my manager in front of our CEO today* I'm not slacking today, I'm just trying to give you the opportunity to really shine.

Proceeded to tell jokes with the CEO for 20 minutes instead of doing my job.
September 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Oh hey oops meant to mention I was live. I'm very good at this. www.twitch.tv/cactusfox9
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Having two older cats around is like having two grandparents who love you for who you are but still judge everything you do.
September 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If you stop liking a show or ensemble, and the only truly quantifiable metric is less cis white guys. Go fuck yourself.
September 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Happy Labor Day to the office workers!

Labourers, no one was talking to you, back to work.
September 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Just made eight guys all make the exact same noise at the same time.
August 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So, anyone else I know ever play Space Engineers or want to learn to play it?
August 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Guy at the gas station just told me I could be a port star. I'm both very flattered and creeped out. More flattered though.
August 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
My Season core Test
What's Your Season Core? Early Autumn Core
poomang.com
August 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I will lube fart of your leg so fast.
July 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Horses have hair not fur. Sorry horses. You're not furrys. You're hairys.
July 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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ALSO comms are just open for a while until i get a decent amount of them! Check them out here!

kusalite.carrd.co

Still offering the same stuff:
-Emotes
-Animated emotes
-Animation Work
-Badges for cons

Interested in something else or have any questions? Ask here or through DM!
Kusalite
Artist and Streamer! My socials and Commission options are available here!
kusalite.carrd.co
June 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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This is my shop, it would be super cool if friends shared it 🫶 thank you 👉👈
May 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Dragons. For when you're both beauty and the beast.
May 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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May 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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🏳️‍⚧️ Silence equals complicity.
#trans #transrights #lgbtq #rats #art
May 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
What is this? Who is this NPC? No Dialogue options. Spoiler: He's not immortal and only had his club, shorts, and 110 gold. He also didn't even fight back. He also is gone from the save right next to him while he's alive. Pretty sure a test NPC somehow showed up by accident.
May 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Learned recently that an ex of like four years is apparently still making shit up about me. Do I have law friends who know if there's anything I can do about this?
April 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM