Michael Shoff (he/him)
@shmooferruns.bsky.social
Christ-follower, husband, father, runner, and fierce LGBTQIA+ advocate. Grateful for this platform. Here's hoping we all come through until January 20, 2029 relatively unscathed.
Be good. Be well. Do good. Do well.
https://butwhatidoknow.wordpress.com/
Be good. Be well. Do good. Do well.
https://butwhatidoknow.wordpress.com/
Do you know what has the audacity EVERY? SINGLE? DAY???
Gravity does.
That is all.
Gravity does.
That is all.
February 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Do you know what has the audacity EVERY? SINGLE? DAY???
Gravity does.
That is all.
Gravity does.
That is all.
My wish is that, when it's all said and done, the FO is in direct proportion to the FA.
November 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My wish is that, when it's all said and done, the FO is in direct proportion to the FA.
It's almost as if We The People voted to reject fascism, bigotry, oligarchy, and corruption. I can't imagine why my Republican friends are so upset! #BlueWave #Resist #SkiesOfBlue
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's almost as if We The People voted to reject fascism, bigotry, oligarchy, and corruption. I can't imagine why my Republican friends are so upset! #BlueWave #Resist #SkiesOfBlue
When 300 characters isn't quite enough, I put my thoughts into a blog post. My latest installment:
What Have We Become?
One of the songs I learned and sang with gusto at summer camp as a young person was ‘One Tin Soldier’. I’ll share a link here and would invite the reader to listen to it and read …
butwhatidoknow.wordpress.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
When 300 characters isn't quite enough, I put my thoughts into a blog post. My latest installment:
What's next?!? The Late Show with Stephen Miller?
J.D. Vance Live?
Der Führer's News Network???
This is absolute madness!!!
J.D. Vance Live?
Der Führer's News Network???
This is absolute madness!!!
September 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
What's next?!? The Late Show with Stephen Miller?
J.D. Vance Live?
Der Führer's News Network???
This is absolute madness!!!
J.D. Vance Live?
Der Führer's News Network???
This is absolute madness!!!
6 days have passed since a divisive far-right activist and speaker died from a gunshot wound. Since that day it would seem there are those who consider him a martyr whose life was taken for speaking the truth. I, for one, would rather honor someone whose actions and words supported freedom for all.
September 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
6 days have passed since a divisive far-right activist and speaker died from a gunshot wound. Since that day it would seem there are those who consider him a martyr whose life was taken for speaking the truth. I, for one, would rather honor someone whose actions and words supported freedom for all.
I'm at a loss for words. Hate begets hate. Discrimination begets discrimination. Violence begets violence. Unless we break these vicious, seemingly self-perpetuating cycles with empathy, compassion, kindness, patience, and understanding, we will continue to reap what we sow.
September 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I'm at a loss for words. Hate begets hate. Discrimination begets discrimination. Violence begets violence. Unless we break these vicious, seemingly self-perpetuating cycles with empathy, compassion, kindness, patience, and understanding, we will continue to reap what we sow.
So let me get this straight. The one with the miniscule 🍆 is sending the military into D.C. all because Big 🏀⚾⚽🥎 got the 💩 kicked out of him? Or is this just another attempt to distract from the fact that his name is all over the Nietspe files?
August 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So let me get this straight. The one with the miniscule 🍆 is sending the military into D.C. all because Big 🏀⚾⚽🥎 got the 💩 kicked out of him? Or is this just another attempt to distract from the fact that his name is all over the Nietspe files?
So after what seems to be an inevitable pardon, I'm assuming Ms. Maxwell will pass away and the official cause of de@+h will be inconsistent with the actual means by which she is unalived.
July 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So after what seems to be an inevitable pardon, I'm assuming Ms. Maxwell will pass away and the official cause of de@+h will be inconsistent with the actual means by which she is unalived.
If not for the folly of a single word translated poorly nearly 80 years ago...
The word homosexual never appeared in any translation of the Bible until 1946
How a translational error has cost the lives of millions all over the world
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July 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
If not for the folly of a single word translated poorly nearly 80 years ago...
It would seem our entire legislative branch, or at least the GOP members of it, have developed the Chicken Flu, similar to the affliction TACO that had plagued POTUS in recent months.
July 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It would seem our entire legislative branch, or at least the GOP members of it, have developed the Chicken Flu, similar to the affliction TACO that had plagued POTUS in recent months.
10 seconds of awe-inspiring beauty from our recent stay in the Dolomites. Enjoy!
July 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
10 seconds of awe-inspiring beauty from our recent stay in the Dolomites. Enjoy!
Holy. Fucking. Shit. All this happened while the Felonious Chump and his minions were ranting about rampant voter fraud in favor of the Radical Left.
June 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Holy. Fucking. Shit. All this happened while the Felonious Chump and his minions were ranting about rampant voter fraud in favor of the Radical Left.
Heard this on the radio yesterday and thought it was apropos considering the various events that took place on Saturday:
Metallica Song Catalog: King Nothing | Metallica.com
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June 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Heard this on the radio yesterday and thought it was apropos considering the various events that took place on Saturday:
The TACO and the NOT-C are having a sword fight. One can't see his and the other is high as a kite. Who will win?
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The TACO and the NOT-C are having a sword fight. One can't see his and the other is high as a kite. Who will win?
At what point, and on whose authority, can/should the Felonious Chump be arrested and charged with treason?
May 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
At what point, and on whose authority, can/should the Felonious Chump be arrested and charged with treason?
Speaking of weak, when is Chuckles going to step aside and let @booker.senate.gov assume the lead role for Senate Democrats?
This is so weak.
Just say “You’re Fired” and move on already.
Just say “You’re Fired” and move on already.
April 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Speaking of weak, when is Chuckles going to step aside and let @booker.senate.gov assume the lead role for Senate Democrats?
There is a *vast chasm* separating the values and ideals of Christian nationalism from following the teachings and example of Christ. The Easter Sunday meeting between Vice President Vance and Pope Francis was a representation in the flesh of this vast chasm.
April 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
There is a *vast chasm* separating the values and ideals of Christian nationalism from following the teachings and example of Christ. The Easter Sunday meeting between Vice President Vance and Pope Francis was a representation in the flesh of this vast chasm.
I'm making a list of people who can fuck all the way off, starting with Jo Rowling, the Felonious Chump, and Stephen Miller.
Who else should I include?
Who else should I include?
April 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm making a list of people who can fuck all the way off, starting with Jo Rowling, the Felonious Chump, and Stephen Miller.
Who else should I include?
Who else should I include?
@angry.observer Thanks for adding me to your list!
April 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
@angry.observer Thanks for adding me to your list!
I'm seeking a basic understanding of #tariffs. I get the general idea that they're basically taxes ultimately paid by the consumer. To which gov't entity is the money paid? How is it tracked? Who gets to spend the money? Explain it to me like it's been more than 30 years since I was in high school.
April 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm seeking a basic understanding of #tariffs. I get the general idea that they're basically taxes ultimately paid by the consumer. To which gov't entity is the money paid? How is it tracked? Who gets to spend the money? Explain it to me like it's been more than 30 years since I was in high school.
This just in: @theonion.com ceases operations as actual events in both Washington D.C. and the United States eliminate the need for parody and Americans can no longer distinguish between the content they had been publishing and real life.
April 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This just in: @theonion.com ceases operations as actual events in both Washington D.C. and the United States eliminate the need for parody and Americans can no longer distinguish between the content they had been publishing and real life.
@johntkbass.bsky.social I was a little disappointed that this morning's Breakfast With Bach didn't feature P.D.Q. Bach. Does WRTI have his works lined up for later in the day?
April 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
@johntkbass.bsky.social I was a little disappointed that this morning's Breakfast With Bach didn't feature P.D.Q. Bach. Does WRTI have his works lined up for later in the day?